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by DrPedantic
8-29-01
So Dr Pedantic ain't putting off registering any longer?
You shouldn't have said "ain't" with him around. It's not even a word.
Incorrect. "Ain't" is, in fact, the contraction of "am not", and is a word, though Jon used it incorrectly.
Doc, you're really predictable.
I'm pedantic, I ain't predictable!

 

by DrPedantic
10-09-01
Here we have another example of differentiation between "All your Base" , and Zerowing , the slightly dodgy sega game upon which it was based
While Mr.Dougan is correct in his statement , that the main character is from Zero Wing , and that AYB is merely an internet in joke , he regrets to explain one simple thing.
How can he be correct on such a trivial matter , yet a film critic who cant remember what movie Robert Duvall is starring in just now.

 

by DrPedantic
2-18-02
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
*sigh*
Ha ha! It's funny, cuz, like, you can't clap your hands!
I am currently nailed, half-naked, to a big block of wood. Why on Earth would I be happy?
Spoilsport.
Ah, it's nice to win one for a change.

 

by DrPedantic
2-18-02
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Well?
What?
You're happy, aren't you?
Am I? Sorry, I didn't know it.

 

by DrPedantic
8-19-02
How can I ever be as smart as you Dr Pedantic?
I'm afraid that is scientifically impossible.

 

by DrPedantic
10-12-02
As a result of the recent greater-than-usual proliferation of mentally disabled newcomers...
Yours truly has taken it upon himself to hire an associate, if you will.
It is my pleasure to respectfully introduce to you, Cap'n Pedantic
Arrrr, ya split yer infinitive thar.

 

by DrPedantic
12-22-03
Laying ................................ Leiing
I'm almost done building this brick wall.
Aloha! Welcome to Hawaii.
Leiaing ................................ Lying
Help me, Obi-Wan. You're my only hope.
I am a swan.
Lyeing ................................ Lawying
I'm prepareing lutefisk for our holiday feast.
Ambulances! I must chase them!

 

by DrPedantic
1-12-04
AHA! It is I, Dr. Pedantic!

 

by DrPedantic
9-13-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
What you meant to say is, "This town ISN'T big enough for the TWO of us."

 

by DrPedantic
2-24-05
What do you call Ann Coulter with a penis?
Not "an", "a". You use "a" before a word beginning with a consonant sound.
Ah. What do you call a coulter with a penis?
Oooh, that's a hard one. =

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