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by Dractul
4-25-02
Nothing Ever Makes Sense ...
This one time in band camp!
If you try to play my flute... yer dead!
Flaming - Flamers - Flamed....
But you will like it! I don't even have teeth!
!
Next time the ashes win... ya right.
Oooooohhh do it again!
Sigh... they never learn!

 

by Dractul
4-25-02
Some people never learn.
HI! I am soft and warm! Touch me you will like it!
Ummm... I don't like to talk to .... um what ever the hell you are.
Still warm, yet no clue... our ash.
Just touch ME! You know you want to! I don't bite!
Dude! I shouldn't have smoked that pound of Colombian Red!
Looks like our toothless friend must seek other prey!
I promise if you put me in your pockets it will make you smile!
I gotta go drink a 40oz - GET LOST Satan Spawn!

 

by Dractul
4-25-02
The love connection... oh shit
I think stained socks are sexy !
Hey there... I think stains are sexy too!
The plot thickens... ?
I like the feel of dirty wool in the morning - especially against the back of my neck! Heh, Heh....
Uh... you could put me in a sock! And use me for your slave! I don't bite!
Some ashes never learn...
I like cold beverages poored in my jockyshorts... it makes me giddy!
OOOH! Mix me with water! Poor me in your shorts!.... PLEASE!!!

 

by Dractul
4-25-02
Mad Doctor - seeks ash with low morals
I like ashes with my buntcake... it makes me blink when I sneeze...
???
The plot.... thins.
I shall take you to my lab and form you into an orifice of love!!!
!!!
To the Lab... this ash is doomed
I shall squeeze you and twist you, and mold you - using my special instrument!
Promises Promises

 

by Dractul
4-25-02
What has become of our anti hero???
*COUGH, COUGH, Hack.... erk... *
I like to wear my jockstrap realllllllly tight!
Holy shit!
I FEEL SO DIFFERENT --- and DEAD SEXY!
Sometimes i have... nuthin kooky to say... however, Gurkle neekle reen phoo!
Ancient Evil is a poof - no wonder we get REAMED!!!!
I don't bite! I am a nice Ancient Source of Evil!
Eeepel eeeple eeeeple neeee rooo! Photos of your sphincter are for sharing!!! EEN EEN!!!

 

by Dractul
4-26-02
A big hello how are you big burly manthangs! I am Big Gay Cthulhu and I will be your "Guide" to the super duper... Alternate Lifestyle in an Alternate Reality!
Hello all you big burly boyz out there! I am so exsthited to be finally coming out of the closet!
Hello all you big burly boyz out there! I am so exsthited to be finally coming out of the closet!

 

by Dractul
4-26-02

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