Lemmy Would Be Pissed by EiN8-06-03 Tri-X leaves work early again ...... AH, home from work ... time for some M3T4L ...... A surprise visitor ..... KEEB! WTF are you doing in my crib? bl33p? YOU ATE MY MOTORHEAD CD?!?!?!?! f0rk?
Taco Hell by EiN8-12-03 Tri-X goes to lunch .... Excuse me .... I think this taco has some hair in it .... I'm new ... lemme get the manager .... fsking great!@*! uh ................ yea
Beyond Forty 'til Five ..... by EiN8-12-03 Tri-X and DK go shopping at Sam's Club .... DK - dude - show me that l33t Apex DVD player.... Uh ... did you drop acid man? Oh Christ....... /m\ !!!!
Episode VII :: No Hope by EiN8-13-03 Tri-X Has Mail! Man, these Star Wars DVD's pwn! I'll encode them for the guys! Back at the spiffy loft .... hmmm .... better ask for help ... don't want to repeat the MST3K fiasco .... dk@irc.gov: dude you can rip them if you just listen to me and follow the @!**$# directions! JEEBUS! MY LOFT!!!
Advice across the ages by EiN8-13-03 A young HB ..... read a comic book lewser ... Time progresses ... read a newspaper lewser ... The present day ... read a webpage lewser ...
8/14/03 by EiN8-14-03 billabong peruses .... haha look at that luser Tri-X living in the waste of the midwest Doesn't he know NYC = the win! Lemme type something and put that boy in his place!
Buy a Mac by EiN10-20-03 DK's Weekend *sparc* u5 awaiting your command master I wonder if I should upgrade my u5 processor??? *sparc* hits from the b0ng FUCK YEA!!! I'LL DO IT!!! eYe y4m th3 b0ng
How Many Days Will It Take? by EiN10-20-03 DK is forced to use his WebTV .... *blizzle* FUCK! u5 or u10??? * You've Got Mail * SNORK hmmm, lemme upgrade the processor on this POS first and host the AD mail servers from UHF channel 56 and so it goes ..... *sigh*
Fuck You DK by EiN10-23-03 DK's Thursday Evening Hmmm, I smoked a LOT of pot tonight ..... I think I was supposed to do something with someone or something ...... ?
It COULD Happen by EiN11-06-03 [Hobbes] and DK finally meet So ... uh ... DK .... whatcha wanna do??? uhhhh ... I dunno [Hobbes] .............. ............... Goatse????
DK should play R&C, Not Hockey by EiN12-08-03 Late One Night .... 3Y3 sh4ll 1nf3ct dk's PS2!!!!!!!!! DK's Stoned Asleep On The Couch 3Y3 y4m 4 bUg l1k3 n0 0th3r!!!!!!!!! The Little Hero OH SHIT ITS CLANK!!! !fucking b3wm!
Happy Holidaze! by EiN12-08-03 Let me log on #mfz, its been awhile .... [M3T4L:~] trix% oh stab HB: Fuck you Nutcase STABTACULAR!!! Nutcase: Fuck you Xel
The Need For Speedos by EiN12-31-03 DK continues his quest for p00n www.ricemyrocket.com Time to order some new Jetta Parts!!! www.ricemyrocket.com/toys WTF? Asian man pr0n??? There's no substitution for the real thing... www.ricemyrocket.com/orderform Where the hell is my credit card!!!!