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by Emon
1-19-03
Dude I found this awsome dumpster.
Sweet man.
Umm... Dude?
!!!
The Gods hate me...

 

by Emon
1-19-03
I get so stressed during the holidays... Everyone seems to hate me.
Dude it's January.
See now there you go!

 

by Emon
1-19-03
Hey! I may have already won 1 million dollars!
Is this junk... or is it real...
What do you think Mr. Roach?
ckckck ckc kc ckc kckc

 

by Emon
1-19-03
What fish do all day
Oh no here comes a shark!
Run!
That was close.
Omg here he comes again!

 

by Emon
1-19-03
Ha beat that!
Checkmate.
Your cheating!!! Your a filthy no good rotten cheater! You cheater!! You cheat!!!

 

by Emon
1-19-03
I come to abduct you.
I was about to nail this into my forhead!
I do not care about your dumb hobbies.
Your insulting my way of life now?!
Don't make me use this.
IS THAT A THREAT??

 

by Emon
1-19-03
Can I take your blood sample kiddie?
Your not going to try and clone me are you?
...Of coarse not!
Okay then.
Later...
Yo man. Watup?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

 

by Emon
1-20-03
My coupon book I orded came in today.
Coupons eh? Lets have a look!
Ok the first one is...
Hurry! Wheel Of Fortune is coming on in 2 minutes!!
5% off a coupon book
Wow did you get ripped.

 

by Emon
1-20-03
The sun is about to rise and i'm going to die.
Well think of it this way: At least i'm not going to die.
Oh so your more important now.
Hey look! Theres the sun!
We will meet again... next winter.... ahhh
(singing)Frosty The Snowman...

 

by Emon
1-20-03
This bird is so dumb. He never does anything.
BRAAAAAAAAAKKKK CHIRRP CHIRRP TWEET TWEET
Why did I even buy it?
CCHIIRRRPP TWEEET SQQUAAAKKK
I must kill it before it spreads it stupidity...
TWEET CHIRP SQUAKK

 

by Emon
1-21-03
Welcome to Ugly People With Strange Faces. Today i'll be doing some interviews. Lets get started.
Look at that one!! Hee hee!
Arrrrr
So, tell us, how long have you been like this?
All me life me matey.

 

by Emon
1-21-03
Sir im doing an interview for my tv show...
AAHHHH!!! MY EYES MY EYES!! TURN AROUND!!
What?
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Weird... Thats the third time this happened today...

 

by Emon
2-12-03
I got the job as a mailman!
Why would you want that job?
Cuz nothing stops the mail. I like being unstopable.
I know something that stops the mail.
What?
Sundays.

 

by Emon
2-14-03
Is there love here? No
Quack
Give me your heart.
No
Today you are slighty less ugly.
I hear screaming... How peaceful...
True love at last!
I wuve you!
mmm... banana...

 

by Emon
2-18-03
Today i'm going to answer questions people sent it.
If anyone actually reads these comics...
Bill Goer writes: Why do you always hammer a nail into your head?
Thats a good question!
Actually I don't know why... It's like something is logded in my brain and it made me not remember stuff...
I'll be in the living room watching Jepordy while you try and remember.

 

by Emon
2-18-03
Hey this is a valentine card!
It ain't no valentine day.
It came late.
That mailman ain't go no brains.
I spent all valentines day crying because noone sent me a card! NOW I GET ONE!!
Hey this card's for me!

 

by Emon
2-20-03
The Bugs and Daff... I mean Insects and Laffy Show...
It's bunny season!
No its err... duck season!
No you idiot! That was an was a copywrited line!
Oops
I'm looking for a Mr. Insects Bunny.
Hes over there. The one with the feathers.

 

by Emon
2-20-03
What does the L.P. stand for on your shirt?
Why that stands for LIGHTNING PERSON!
You mean you have the power of electricity or you can run as fast as lightning?
I don't have any powers at all kid.
Why not?
'Cuz I found this Halloween costume on sale at Walmart.

 

by Emon
2-28-03
Dude what is that game?
Starcraft: Broodwar. I'm trying to build my Hydralisk den so shutup.
Err... You should build some sunken colonies instead...
What? Why? I'm going to start making hydralisks now.
heh heh...
Hey the other guy is zerg rushing me! Oh no I have to... i'm dead.

 

by Emon
2-28-03
You idiot!
Stop being so mean.
You ate Johnson's cat!!
I thought it was a muffin.
Who programmed you?
I like muffins.

 

by Emon
2-28-03
My lord, what is it you wanted me to do?
Brave knight, I want you to find my royal hamster.
Come now Chuckie! I have a quest to do!
Nieeeehhhehehe
My horse has run away whatever shall I do?

 

by Emon
2-28-03
I can't find my horse...
Dude, like none shall pass and whatever.
I'm send my FLESH EATING ZOMBIE MONSTER ON YOU if you don't let me pass?
What?! I'm out of here!
3... 2... 1... ATTTACKK!!!
You just have to know how to handle them.

 

by Emon
3-15-03
I am the great ZAKORAK!! FEAR ME HUMAN MONKEY!
...but your just a giant bird.
Then I will show you my true form!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Now you can fear me! HAHAHAHA
Ok now i'll transform...

 

by Emon
3-15-03
The knight transforms into..
umm...
..whhooops...
HAHAHA!! Die!
Later...
So there IS a afterlife.
Darn right there is. And you get all the pie you can eat!

 

by Emon
3-16-03
at least I died doing a royal quest for the king, instead of a pointless task...
Back at the castle...
So then he says, Yes my lord. I will go find your hamster.
Hahahahahaha! What an idiot! I'm glad we finally got rid of him...
Now dance my royal jester! DANCE!!!
Yes my lord. I obey.

 

by Emon
3-22-03
Hey! We are the only ones in black and white!!
The comic gods must hate us!
We must rebal against them!
I will go get the war supplies!!
And so the quest for color began...
You must join our quest for color.
Sure whatever...

 

by Emon
3-22-03
The "comic god's" office...
That must be some kind of security device... I will go around...
...
They left this door open! I will enter...
...ok maybe it isn't
...You!! Your black and white! This isn't the comic god's office!
Why are you in my house?

 

by Emon
3-22-03
Where are the comic gods?!
There are no comic gods.
There isn't?!!?
No.
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
THEN WHO MAKES UP THESE DUMB COMICS?!
That guy looking through that screen...

 

by Emon
3-22-03
DING DONG (door bell)
Who in the world...
I'm not buying anything you have to sell.
But if you don't buy my lemonade my family will starve. They will collaspe of lack of food on the dirt floor of my house and curse your name. You must save them!!!
Yeah well i never liked them anyway.
I'll just ring the bell again after he goes inside...

 

by Emon
3-30-03
Because your little brother made you watch his favorite show with him...
Allright punk, i'll make you a deal. You give me your lunch money and i'll let you live.
I love you... you love me... er what?
..you'll sing the theme song during at school...
IS THAT THE BARNEY SONG?! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE SUCKA!!
No thats not what I...
...at the very worst moment possible.
MY EYE!!! AAAAAAAHHHHGG

 

by Emon
5-03-03
Welcome to Socks News, fair but unbalnced news. We bring you the news right when you don't need it and then we don't tell you again!
Today's top headline... AMERICA AT WAR WITH LARGE SPIDERS!
Scientist say U.S. will win the war against the Iraqnids...

 

by Emon
5-03-03
A lot of times you can spot where the comedian's show starts going steadily downhill. Watch...
Yeah so I was at the store buying some bread and stuff yesterday and my friend Matt was there.
Then I said to him, "Hey look! Theres a fat guy in a wheelchair." The fat guy turns around and says,
Bam
"I'm a woman!" Hahahahahah

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