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by Emperonine
6-03-03
It is no longer yankee VS. rebel. Now it's America VS. the evil of the world.
Stop fighting! We are all Americans here! Red, Yellow, Black and White. Your, our true enemy is abroad.
You know? Maybe he's right.
United We Stand!
We now go off, united into battle, to defend our country!
And to defend the freedom loving people of the world.
The enemy will soon feel the wrath of God's country, America!
We will destroy the un-believers!!!
Am I the only Mujahudeen, here who sees what's about to happen? Allah help us all!

 

by Emperonine
6-03-03
We join our so-called peace lovers at a major anti-war, anti-american rally.
Stop the evil war-mongers, that call this city home!
Right on dude!
Suddenly a large explosion rocks Washinton!
A few days later, at the bomb site.
I still can't believe the peace movement thinks that the American government would bomb there own capitol to silence them.
As I told you, when we were planing this attack, they will believe anything as long as it does not come from America. They actually hate America more than we do.

 

by Emperonine
6-03-03
Our favorite monsters can not agree. Who is scarier?
I am much scarier than you!
Bull-Sh!t! You are'nt half as scary as me!
Prove it.
I will!
Moral: the scariest monsters on earth are drugs. Especially the legal, doctor prescribed kind.
Boo!!! HA! HA! HA! Your soul now belongs to me!
I guess that's why the bottle says not to operate heavy machinery?

 

by Emperonine
6-03-03
We join our "educated" stock-brokers at the NYSE.
How many rednecks does it take to make dinner?
UH? I don't know. How many does it take?
3. One to drive, one to peel it of the road and one to cook it.
HA! HA! HA! Good one.
I don't get it?

 

by Emperonine
6-04-03
Don't hate the playa'............................
Yo honey, let me have yo' ear for a bit.
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You a fine looking sista'. I bet you know how to work it. You know, with your attributes and my magement you could make some real money!
When hell freezes over! You son of a b!!ch!
Hate the game.
What happened to you?
Who would have known that hell would be so cold.

 

by Emperonine
6-04-03
How much does a momma bull eat?
If a poppa bull eats 2 bails of hay a day and a baby bull eats a half a bail a day, how much does the momma bull eat?
I don't know. How much?
Not all cows are straight.
There is no such thing as a momma bull.
Yes there is. I should know, because I'm a momma bull.
Can you blame her?
That explains why you still have'nt had any calvs and why you always look at the other cows so funny.
Yep!...............Although, I would go straight, for a little of your lovin', cowboy.

 

by Emperonine
6-06-03
Yet again we join our favorite activists at another "anti-war rally".
We must put an end to the illegit president Bush! This president is doing harm!
Right on dude! Just look at the economy and the middle east for example.
Apparently he did something right in the middle east. I mean Sharon saying he will pull the illegal settlements and Abbas saying he will try to end the up-rising, is ground breaking.
Moral don't open your mouth if you don't know what you are talking about.
I guess you were right about the economy though. I mean, we have only recovered a 1000 points. Bummer.

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