All comics by EugeneBowlkie

 

by EugeneBowlkie
2-05-05
Anxious to get in good with the higher-ups, Steve decides to come into work on his day off so he could get ahead on some work.
Dear Steve. Do not, I repeat, do not crucify Jesus tomorrow. We were horribly mistaken. Turns out he's not such a bad guy after all.
Ah shit...
Hey there little fella. You all right?

 

by EugeneBowlkie
2-05-05
HELP!!! HELP!!! OH MY GOD HELP!!! I'M FLOATING IN A BODY OF WATER THAT HAS SHARKS IN IT!!!
90 minutes later...
I'm going to eat you, now.

 

by EugeneBowlkie
2-06-05
You don't like flowers? Well uh... how about I make you a balloon animal? Would ya like that, little girl?
Balloon what?! No fuck that! I wanna see a real trick you fat fuck! What kind of clown are you, anyway? I'll tell you what kind of clown you are... you're a fat one!
I'LL GIVE YOU A TRICK YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BITCH!!!
Someone probably should've told little Cindy that Rainbows The Clown was not only very sensitive about his weight, but he also played lots and lots of Mortal Kombat.
Oh geez. I am so fired...

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