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by Ewwwww
5-18-03
Walk with me jon
can this wait, im going some where.
thats what i wanted to talk to you about
To Be Continued...
Um, ok
Listen, dont go to that party.

 

by Ewwwww
5-18-03
Why the hell cant i go to that party?
Listen, your a nice kid so i dont want you to get hurt.
what the hell are you talking about.
I wear this costume for a reason.
Are you saying im gonna die.
Well yea.

 

by Ewwwww
5-18-03
Dude your crazy, im not gonna...
Toon in tomarrow kids for an all new spin off:Jon the Ghost
Dumb asshole

 

by Ewwwww
5-18-03
Im sorry jon, your dead.
What the hell do you think this is, a DVL comic strip...
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AHAHHAH
HAHAHAHH

 

by Ewwwww
5-18-03
Matt and Jake.
wanna see a magic trick?
Sure
Jake is the dumb one.
What the hell?where are ny pants,my shirt,where the hell did matt go?
Meanwhile, Actually there all kinda dumb.
I bought a cat,I got a cat,I got a cat yea yea yea.

 

by Ewwwww
5-18-03
Where are your pants?
Think Think Think...
Well?
Think Think Think...
Yea, there all stupid.
UM,I let your cat borrow them...

 

by Ewwwww
5-18-03
Why do you walk around in your boxers?
Why do you carry a cat.
Thats different.
No it isn't.
Im holding a cat, your not wearing pants
...Why do you carry a cat

 

by Ewwwww
5-18-03
Im a real boy.
I feel you man.

 

by Ewwwww
5-18-03
So how did you die?
I lit a house on fire from the inside.
Why.
Well, my family was having a reunion inside.
HAHAHA thats a good one.
hahaahah, yea

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
Son of a bitch
Oh, condition is unmistakeable.

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
Hey every one Welcome to open Mike night.
How Bout that Anna Nichole Smith Show...Anna Nichole Cow is more like it!
BOOO!
Its gonna be a lone night for jim.
anyone here read disney magazine?

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
Is this The YMCA Reunion Tour Bus,Im late for the meeting.
If you gotta be 10 to get in here it must be a cool party
Sorry friend,this is the Micheal Jackson TourBus

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
Hey Whats Up Reaper
God, I cant Wait Till I take Anna Nichole Smith
Isnt that her over there?

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
Hello, America.Tonight Me and my friend Inicbthertobelston come to bring you a very inportant message.
America now that the war is over we want you to know you can now live in peace.
Tune in for Episode 3, Where clippy goes to the White house.
What the hell was that, oh my god,Inicbthertobelston, NOOOOOOOO.

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
Ok man, You Win now can you please put on some pants.
only if you put that stupid cat down.
Put on some damn pants before i kick you ass.
You would be so gay if you tried to kick my ass when i have no pants on
Perv...

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
Are we from Japan or China?
Politically speaking were asian?
That clears up a shit load.

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
This One Is To Dark.
This one is to Blond.
Just To Clear this up, I have nothing against pervs, I mean Catholics.
This one is just right.

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
So a dragon walks into a bar...
or was it a demon...
A chicken....

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
The only Question is who is the spy.

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
Screw you.
Yea Asshole

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
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Moo!

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
Hello sir,im looking for a golden sword. Do you know where it is.
Well i had it but I sold it to a man for some Diamonds for my wife.He has a collection of red orbs.If you Find him some red orbs he might just give you the sword.
How do I get the red orbs?
You'll need a magic ax to destroy the guards protecting the orbs.You'll have to steal a monster truck to jump the bridge to get the ax. to get the monster...
nevermind,Can I use your bathroom?
I gave the bathroom key to a traveler and he forgot to give it back. You might be able to trade him some Spices for the key. To get the spices you'll need to take a boat, to get to the boat docks....

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
Pardon Me But Is Thy Ass Sweating?
Let Me See.
Well...
Nay...
Its Shakespeare, so they all die.

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
Its Time For Me To Take You Now.
I need to get something real fast.
Damnit, He Better Hurry Up.
My Nipple hurts...
You Can Borrow mine.

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
Open Mic Night
And Then She Said Im sorry Sir, We dont take food stamps!
Then I said,what do you mean hammering a nail in my head isn't in my insurance plan!
And then I said what if I dont have the money to pay for that BJ!

 

by Ewwwww
5-19-03
what meaning is there in our lifes other than having you mold us into something we arnt?
In some comics we are murders, in others we are lesbos, and in some we are whores...
ZeroSpunk,We are looking in your direction.
So...We have decided to kill our selves...She is gonna shoot me, then herself!
Sucker

 

by Ewwwww
5-20-03
Max Payne is a gay videogame.
Yea.
Told You.

 

by Ewwwww
5-21-03
yo man you see that lame ass new MaxPayne comic?
yea, that shit was gay.
I know, that assface thinks that hes all bad ass trying to act smart
I know man, hes a total ass
Wanna go read some Doug comics?
yea sure.

 

by Ewwwww
5-21-03
Ok baby, lets get it on...
And When I say lets get it on I mean...
Ill pay you three hundred dollars to sing "Over the rainbow" while I cry in the fetal position...

 

by Ewwwww
5-21-03
Loging on to Lesbian chat.
So when was the last time you got some, in details..
your a guy aren't you?
Only on the outside.

 

by Ewwwww
5-21-03
Fist Of Legend
Bastard! you killed my master.
Rumble in the Bronx
Bastard! you beat my Girl Friend
That Fatass In front of me who took 20 minutes to choose Butter or No Butter
Bastard! you made me miss the opening to X-2

 

by Ewwwww
5-21-03
what the hell happened here...
Anna Nichole smith just found out Stater Brothers doesn't carry Ho-Ho's anymore.
Jesus man...

 

by Ewwwww
5-21-03
Mind Ye, Ye dont sweat much for a fat lass
Damnit, that should have worked.

 

by Ewwwww
5-22-03
leave without me.
I wont do it , I love you...
When I met you before this crazy war between humans and robots...
I knew we would be together forever Tobor.
I kno...Wait a minute...who the hell is Tobor?

 

by Ewwwww
5-22-03
Hey Jake, wanna play Magic?
Like hell no, your a nerd.
Well, If you change your mind I'll just be sorting My Serra Angel into My WarLords deck...lol
what ever man...
Get it...It was a joke...Serra Angel comes in Armada...hahahaha god I want to die...

 

by Ewwwww
5-22-03
We got a message from peter?
I wonder what it says?
Dear Mary Jane, Lose the top. From Peter. Dear Gwen, Help Mary Jane Lose the top. From Peter.

 

by Ewwwww
5-23-03
I haven't 4 scored in 7 years.
Damnit, that one should have worked.

 

by Ewwwww
5-27-03
1935, Atlanta Georgia...
Whats the matter son?
Sniff sniff...
Did you wet your bed again?
I had a dream.

 

by Ewwwww
5-30-03
Past...
Sir, im going to have to ask you to get off the bus...
Present...
Sir, im going to have to ask you to get off the bus...
Future...
Sir, im going to have to ask you to get off the bus...

 

by Ewwwww
5-30-03
1400's
Damn Americans. Gave my whole tribe small pox...
Bastards.....Lets go get mohawks...
1960's
Back off white boy!
Daddy, he trying to kill me!
2002
My child, tell me where he touched you.
No one touched me, Im not even catholic....

 

by Ewwwww
5-30-03
The 60's
Fuck The War!
Yea, and Fuck Donna Summers!
Shut your fucking mouth, shes cool!
2 Weeks Later...
Dude That was so unhippy

 

by Ewwwww
5-30-03
Let there be light
Damnit!

 

by Ewwwww
5-30-03
I said Let There Be Li...
So It was the Big Bang...

 

by Ewwwww
5-30-03
Bitch, go to hell.
Shut your mouth HO!
Oh no you didn't!
Oh yes I did, and what are you gonna do about it?
You French Fuck!
:(

 

by Ewwwww
5-31-03
Could you, Would you on a boat? Could you, would you with a goat?
Why do they all leave me?

 

by Ewwwww
5-31-03
The Poetic injustice of my heart yearns for a forlorn soul in this crazy crazy world that spins this tangled web....
Wait a minute. Are you trying to sleep with me?
Yes.
My Heart says nay to thy crule world...Hey, I found a Pretzel...

 

by Ewwwww
6-03-03
Whats up All
Knkx: Hdb!
hdb!
dcomposed: hdb!
20 minutes later...
hdb!
bargaintuan: hdb!

 

by Ewwwww
6-05-03
HULK SMASH!!!!
Bruce I know this isn't what you want. Im your friend Betty Ross, do you remember me ?
Hulk remember, Hulk sorry Hulk try to hurt.
Its ok, I know you didn't mean too.
What hulk do now!
Get your lazy ass a job!

 

by Ewwwww
6-05-03
Betty Ross's House
Im going to the bathroom for a minute, make yourself comfortable.
Hulk no want job. Hmmmm. Hulk see whats on tv.
What!!! Opera is one 3 times a day!!! Thats it, everyone crazy but Hulk...Hulk Smash!!!
Along with that news, Everyone at fox has now committed suicide. Also just in, Opera is now suing the decease's family for tarnishing her name
Hulk why do you have a knife!!!
Hulk think we go have cake....(whispers)Betty cake...

 

by Ewwwww
6-05-03
2 hours after Hulk kills and eats Betty...
Father, I have committed a sin, This is my first confession.
Why is it only your first?
Hulk was raised Jewish, that not point. Hulk killed friend Betty, then baked her into a cake.
There is nothing wrong in what you did it was natural. Natural like touching little
Hulk think obvious what happends in next comic...
And thats whys it ok, hulk, kulh are you there?

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