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by Fed
10-30-01
Ian and Josh
I have absolute freedom over what I do! Nothing can stop me from doing what I want, when I want!
And what does Michelle have to say about that?
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um...Michelle!

 

by Fed
10-30-01
Daynie 1 2 3 4 5:
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by Fed
10-30-01
Daynie 1 2 3 4 5: *Mind-numbingly obvious statement*
Jive Soul Fed: *Incredibly witty put-down*
Daynie 1 2 3 4 5: Jerk!

 

by Fed
10-30-01
Hey, Josh left his bookbag here...Hmm, I wonder what I can do with this...
*ahem*
AAH!
I guess he was right after all...

 

by Fed
10-30-01
Josh visits the Psychologist
Hmm, let me see my chart here...it says here that you've been going through an abnormally high amount of stress lately.
Yeah, Doc. I think it all goes back to Junior High, when I would always stand outside my mailbox, waiting for a reply for my fan letter to the guy who played Danny Tanner on Full House.
I was obsessed with his beauty, his spell-binding charisma, and his unique talent of acting that transcended the mere medium of television. Alas, God had to go and destroy everything I held sacred.
The whispers among ABC executives that the Danny Tanner character was a closet homosexual proved too much for TGIF's broadcast standards, and Full House met an untimely death.
I ... see. Alyssa, how long will it take to get security in here?
It was about this time that the government started reading my brainwaves. I had to put mayonnaise on my bedroom window that night and sleep with a tin foil blanket to keep them out of my head.

 

by Fed
10-30-01
Back in the Psychiatrist's office...
Mr. Frederich, it's obvious to me that you suffer from bipolar manic depression with hints of a split personality. I recommend that you take this medication three times a day until further notice.
OOH, the pills are RED! Does that mean that they're extra strength or somethin'?
Josh takes one right away...
Dear God, and this kid graduated from Pekin High School? Note to self: never send the children to PCHS.
AAH!
What's this?!?! Evil Josh????
Oh, I almost forgot...There is a possibility of a severe side effect kicking in...
Whoa, those pants! Who's your fashion consultant, Helen Keller? And which dwarf are you supposed to be again?

 

by Fed
10-30-01
Evil Josh, having just been literally personified, scours the central Illinois bar scene.
He spots his prey over on the dance floor of The Toolbox.
Hey, I've heard of you. Aren't you the physical manifestation of Josh's evil side?
Yeah, that's who I am. Whatcha think of these dance moves, huh? What are you doing tonight? Leaving here with me, hopefully?
I always imagined you as being much larger...like nine feet tall or something.
Haha, you're a comedian, too! That's a huge turn on for me! Hey, are those moon pants?...

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