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by FilePhoto
1-08-04
War rages...
I am the Mothman! I am your worst nightmare!
I am Clippit from Microsoft Office! I am your worst nightmare!
War is hell.
Yeah.

 

by FilePhoto
1-08-04
Far away
Destruction...is the only beauty.
The only path.
The path I tread, even now.
I hear your thoughts, friend. Who are you, and what brings you to-
My name is not yours, unknown one! Show yourself!
If your name is not mine, then my face is not yours. I am known as Karl... Let me give you a gift, in exchange for your name.
What gift had you in mind?
What you have always desired.

 

by FilePhoto
1-08-04
My God...
So much destruction...and more each minute.
I've got to get out...
But is anywhere on the whole Earth safe?
I can help, friend.

 

by FilePhoto
1-08-04
A victim, you say?
Yes. One worthy of you and your skill.
Worthy of me...
Come with me to the perfect...game park. The perfect arena.
This place is indeed worthy of me.
Let us hope your...prey...meets this high standard.
It will be done...in exchange for your name.

 

by FilePhoto
1-08-04
Jesus, you must help us! The Apocalypse is happening!
Why the hell should I always have to be on this godforsaken cross?
Oh, sorry lady. You were saying?
...Jesus, you must help us! The Apocalypse is happening!
Right...well, I can tell you that this is entirely you mortals' fault. I sure as hell didn't do it.
Well...can you be all-merciful and help?
All-merciful? Where did you get that one? You certainly aren't helping me down from this thing.

 

by FilePhoto
1-08-04
It isn't easy being a plumber...
How may I be of service?
THE PLANE IS FALLING APART, DAMMIT!
Oh my god...Mario! It's really you!
GET THE PARACHUTES OR WE'LL BOTH DIE!!!
Mario... I never thought he'd be so sexy...
You know how hard it is to get lives?

 

by FilePhoto
1-08-04
Title
Hi, all. I just realized a title comic might be a good idea. So, here it is!
The Flame, btw, represents me, FilePhoto. Just...making sure.
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Welcome to Hell, or the Arena, or a place I barely introduced yet. I'm FilePhoto.
Try reading my comics. If you have an opinion now, just wait till I get my bearings!
Comic
'Apocalypse Now!' is my first comic. The "Noir" story is just me spitballing some ideas. Don't read it seriously.
Well, have fun, friends!

 

by FilePhoto
1-12-04
Well, if it isn't Grandma Grumpus, my old enemy.
You, after all these years!
That's right, Grumpus. I've come to collect on a very old debt.
...the oatmeal cookies?
I see you're not quite senile, Grumpus.

 

by FilePhoto
1-12-04
Some people just aren't original...
Oh no! They've frozen Hans Solow in Carbonica!
Dark Vaderer! How dare you freeze my old friend Hans?
Arrest him, Emperial Trooperstorms!
I've caught you at last, director!
Oh no! Cap'n Copyright Infringement!

 

by FilePhoto
1-17-04
We're screwed.
Damn straight.
I hate wearing ties...

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