All comics by FireExitOnly_

 

by FireExitOnly_
4-19-11
Hello EVW Fans I'm Skip Greenly and here with me is the EVW Champ... Balls McGilligan
What's Up Dudes?!?!
You face Axe Killer for the belt tonight how do you feel...
Well me and Axe go way back...
So you know him from your prison days?
Worse... High School...

 

by FireExitOnly_
4-19-11
You Wanted to speak to me Burglar Bob...
Yeah I know you face Balls McGilligan tonight for the title... Just Needed to know If you wanted any backup?
You may be right let me think about it...Hmm....
Trust Me you'll be making the right choice...
Hey Axe... Have you seen Burglar Bob lately... I need to ask him something...
As A matter of fact I have not seen Burglar Bob, and I'm willing to testify that in a court of law...

 

by FireExitOnly_
4-19-11
Hey Zane, can you belive we have a tag match tonight...
Really against who?
The Breakfast Club...
Fuck... Were gonna lose again.. Why did we becomne Pro Wrestlers again?
To show everyone how badass we are...
You're right... Lets turn things around and beat The Breakfast Club... Let's Go...

 

by FireExitOnly_
4-19-11
Tonight I The Random Black Guy will take on Captain Hero for the EVW Hardcore Championship...
How do you feel about your chances against Captain Hero...
Well Todd, I'm gonna turn that Hero into a big fat Zero...
Wow...
WhaT?
You should change your name from Random Black Guy into A Generic Random Black Guy...

 

by FireExitOnly_
4-21-11
Hey Intern! Come over here...
I'm three inches away from you...
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Go tell the other wrestlers in the back that I'm cutting their pay 200 percent...
Fuck me...
Well how did they take the bad news?
You know they didn't seem to be too upset...

 

by FireExitOnly_
4-21-11
Santa Vs. Father Pat
Ho Ho Ho Father Pat... I'm bout too lay a gift of whoop-ass in your chimney...
Like Hell Santa, This is the CAGE OF DEATH...
Two men enter, and one man leaves...
I've been looking forward to this for a long time...
Yeah, me and Mrs. Claus are gonna celebrate after I beat your ass tonight...
You and your Ho-Ho-Hoe are gonna get yours tonight!

 

by FireExitOnly_
5-16-11
It sucks being a product of Studio 23...
Tell Me about it I haven't been paid in months...
At least your not taking it like Dave. He was pretty upset last time I seen him.
Yeah where did old Dave end up running too?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!..... Who was that?

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