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by FistMaster
10-21-01
HaRKeR enters =SQS= Channel
I'm HaRKeR and I 0wn J00
You cannot harm me with your l33tn3ss
Spikeh calls upon the mightiest power known to man
Oh, but I am l33t haxor and I will fuxor yore pc
Tiime for our secrect weapon
Middy post-op leaps into action
Ouch...mummy....
Take that scummy retard

 

by FistMaster
10-21-01
^SEPTIBOT^ Begins the irc day
Hmm What can I do today?
[^Gregz^] Enters SQS Channel
Gnnn.....bad...command....line...
Good Morning ^SEPTIBOT^
Time to reprogram again
+b ********@***********
Arrgggghhh !!! Nooooo !!!

 

by FistMaster
10-21-01
SEPTIMUS and OZY get some quality EQ time in
Lets go and cunt that yellow dragon. I need the mystical Marrow Cloak
Hmmm I dunno... It looks a bit hard to me
The heros toddle off to slay the mighty Marrow Dragon
Naw I've got level 9 Sphincter spells...That'll sort it.
Ok then, Let's go give it some poundings
....6 Minutes Later
Ooops
Oh yes nice work einstein "Let's go cunt a yellow dragon...blah..blah"

 

by FistMaster
10-21-01
HaRKeR gets an E-Mail
Greets HaRKeR, You are cordially invited to trial for SQS, please attend the meeting in SQS channel at 1800 hours
Tick..tick...tick
At last ! They've seen my true talents and abilities and now I get to show em my stuff
Oh dear
Nooo I have to be at the meeting
Sorry lad, you're coming with me

 

by FistMaster
10-21-01
=SQS= Bots left to their own devices
i ^SEPTIBOT^ am ruler of all I purvey
Corporal_lancelot Has other ideas
Gnnnn *wibble*
+k ^SEPTIBOT^ +b ^SEPTIBOT^
Hehe...Lame ass
Shit

 

by FistMaster
10-21-01
SEPTIMUS has got some new Emu stuff
Ozy...fancy some track & field?
Hmm....not really played it much before
Hehe I'll cunt him all over - I've been playing all night
Alright, let's have a go
....3 Hours Later
Right, I'll be off now
How was I? Any good then?

 

by FistMaster
10-21-01
Middy's abusing his OPs again
I'm gonna kick your arse Dexy
...
Middy shows off his moves, like Dexyrunner gives a shit
I'm gonna cunt your IP addy dexy, I'm gonna ping you to death
...sigh
Middy@pc24.midd.cust.ntl.com (Quit) Lost connection to peer
Hehe 56k Lamer

 

by FistMaster
10-21-01
Spikeh gets down to business after a hard day's web creating
Right now to find that theiving git who nicked my Juno tower box last LAN party
Bleep
Spiikeh, uses his persuasive charms
Right you shit, where's my box?
Dunno mister
Spikeh tries a more hardline approach
Please, I'll give you £10 if you give me it back (starting to blubber)
Look if you don't f*** off my dad's gonna fill you in

 

by FistMaster
10-21-01
"What do you want for breakfast son?"
I'll have fucking cornflakes
!!
!!
"And what do you want for breakfast son?"
Weep
Well I don't want fucking cornflakes

 

by FistMaster
3-20-02
IRC-Cop pays a visit to #SQS
Right you SQS scumbags, Im IRC-COP and Ive come to stop your foul ways
Ha you can't stop us you commy bastard
FistMaster approaches from behind
YOU STOP THERE!!! MOVE AND I SHOOT !!
Yummy
FUCK OFF WORD !!
Right, were was I? Oh yes, here's a ticket for abuse on a Q bot. £5
HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOURE WRITING A LETTER !!

 

by FistMaster
3-20-02
Gregz decides to do something constructive
Hmm, what can I do?...I know I'll do my cv.
HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A LETTER !!
MS Word doesn't give up easily
NO IM NOT TYPING A LETTER YOU FUCKING PAPERCLIP !
HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A LETTER !!
3000 Years Later...
no...I...am....not.... honestly....*nnggghh*
HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A LETTER !!

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