All comics by Foofeenue

 

by Foofeenue
11-20-07
I need a new laptop or something. Or maybe just one with a bigger hard drive.
Technodork. Mega-geek.. Um, hard drive lover, uhhh... Dorkwad.
What the crap is wrong with you?
My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer
So now you're quoting the Terminator? How would you like me to learn my foot in your metallic arse?
I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble!

 

by Foofeenue
11-20-07
And so, back at the office.....
The Grey Pilgrim. That's what they used to call me.
The gay pigeon?
I am Gandalf the White and I come to you now at the turn of the tide.
There's sure a lot of mail spots in here huh Grand-elf?
Through fire. And water, from the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Balrog of Morgoth.
I can ride a bike by myself now.

 

by Foofeenue
11-20-07
You monkey! What up dog?
You keepin it real on the down low yo jiggity?
Even cartoon monkeys can't talk you bunch of idiots!!
Hey! Where you going G? Home dog aint' playin!! I'll bust a cap!

 

by Foofeenue
11-20-07
Another Busy day at the office.....
I love being one of them dental tooth fixer guys.
Yo, have you been brushing?
ya
Alright, good enough... Later!

 

by Foofeenue
11-20-07
I never learnt to dance..
I can teach you, but, you're gonna sweat till ya bleed, is that dope enough?
indeed....
Did I ask you to finish the rap?
I hate my life
Everybody dance now!

 

by Foofeenue
11-20-07
Kick, punch, its all in the mind, if you want to test me, I'm sure you'll find..
Do you work here?
I'm gonna knock you out, HOO-AH! Mamma said knock you out!!
Momma said what?
Stop, collaborate and listen!
I'm listening, but this better not be about those late TKL reports. I've been over this with the boss a dozen times already..

 

by Foofeenue
11-20-07
Double, double, toil and trouble.
Um, what does that even mean?
Uh, it's latin.. Basically it means your cat is gay.
How come you're such a jerk?
Cauldron burn, and something bubble!
Mr Snuggles isn't even close to being gay.. Uh, you're gay.. Cats' can't even be gay I bet!!! You wish he was gay!!

 

by Foofeenue
11-20-07
You can't spell "Terrific" without ME.
You sure 'bout that?
Straight up positive.
Ok, uh, T.E.F, oh wait... uhm, T.E.R.F, damn!!!
Bet you didn't see this coming.
told ya.
So what.. So I can't spell.. It doesn't mean you ARE terrific...

 

by Foofeenue
11-20-07
Munk tiddly Frunk VIAGRA, tuff grubbly.
Are you borderline retarded?
Wonk tufftaflunk VIAGRA.. Frafter waggle?
uh huh... Shouldn't you be wearing a helmet?
Stupid advertising helps no one.
I think I'm gonna score tonight!
You're an idiot.

 

by Foofeenue
11-20-07
ok, make you're stupid wish already.
I wanna be Goldfinger!!
whuh? I'm not James Bond... My finger just shoots pee......
bugger off
hahahhhhaa! Whose your daddy now? Feel the wrath of my yellow stream of liquid death!

 

by Foofeenue
11-20-07
what's wrong with you??
Oh man, I really have to go!
urine deep trouble, hehehehehe, pee you later...
all aboard the tinkle train, next stop, pee in your pantsville. Population, you....
That's not even the correct train motion you idiot, this is the worst cartoon Foofeenue has ever made....

 

by Foofeenue
11-21-07
Hey man, I got a joke for ya, what do you get when you cross a porcupine with a skunk?
uh, no idea...
A stuck up little stinker! Hahahaha! Get it?
um, that's lame.. Why don't you get a job you smelly prick.
Whoah, that's an even better punchline.
.......

 

by Foofeenue
11-22-07
Hey man, do you know what really sucks?
uh, a vacuum?
I mean in the figurative sense.
Black holes?
*sigh* Let me try again... You know what isn't cool?
Lava?

 

by Foofeenue
11-22-07
What the hell is a palindrome
No it's not.
HUH?
That is.
I hate these talks with Terry.

 

by Foofeenue
11-22-07
Hey! Cool outfit, You s'pose to be like Colonel Hans Luke Skywalker?
What?? I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise! The Federation Starfleets first starship!
Its five-year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
So you a jedi?

 

by Foofeenue
11-22-07
What's wrong Gary?
Oh, I was in a car accident over the weekend.
My god! That's awful!
Ya, my brother got the worst of it though, they had to amputate both his legs, was pretty bad.
Half brother?

 

by Foofeenue
11-22-07
Hey there Gilbert....
What up Floyd!
I think I'm having some problems with my sexlife.
Really???
Yeah, yesterday my girl and I wanted to get intimate, but I was having some, er, trouble..
Modem keep disconnecting?

 

by Foofeenue
12-03-07
What are you doin?
Screw off, I'm about to mail this Ebay package to the highest bidder.
Later that week....
EBAY COMMENTS: Instead of desktop computer, package contained a rabid wolverine.
definitely would not purchase from seller again.

 

No time to make gooder comics.
I'm 28 and well read at top and bottom, how old are you?
Green with 3/4 black square box.
by Foofeenue, 7-16-09

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