All comics by GalaxyOfGravy

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-26-03
Hi! I from Asia! My name Sooka! I go to the America to seek better life!
How. I am Sacaogooweena from the Mohohoho tribe. I'm trying to reclaim the land that was once my forefathers'.
I think she just wet herself.
I think I just wet myself.

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-26-03
I know! I work at American fast food resturant to earn American yen!!
When my great grandfather was a boy, he used bear teeth and wolf fur to trade for supplies.
Two weeks later...
Welcome to the McDonald! How may I help you?! Woowoowoowoowoo!!!
Um... What's YOUR problem, Sooka?
Hee hee! The manager lets Asians sniff American powder called "cocaine" in the back room!
Frickin' Asians.

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-26-03
Good morning, Sackofsquaweeega! Can I make you McGriddle cake?
It's "Sacaogooweena." You never pronounce my name wrong, Sooka. What's with you?
Ever since you started to, as the Americans call it, "shoot up" in the back room, you've gone crazy!
In Sooka's world...
Good morning, Sackofsquaweeega! Can I make you McGriddle cake? Yum yum, they good for you!
I said, what's wrong with you?!

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-26-03
Sooka is still intoxicated from shooting up in the back room.
Hello, Jesus! Welcome to McDonald! Would you like McGriddle?
No thanks. Can I have a Quarter Pounder With Cheese?
Hello, cowboy! Welcome to McDonald! Would you like Big Mac?
No. I want a Quarter Pounder With Cheese!
Hello, go-go dancer! Welcome to McDonald! Would you like Fish Fillet?
I SAID I WANT A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE!!

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-26-03
Sooka talks with the McDonald's manager about her "habits."
Ms. Sooka, the only reason I let you shoot up in the back room is because you're Asian.
Now, becoming intoxicated clearly violates Section 6, Act VI, Rule 6.66 which CLEARLY states that...
Sooka's world...
Wee! I'm on the moon!
I loooove mooon cheeese...

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-26-03
ALL RIGHT! THIS IS A STICKUP!!
GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY! NOW!!
So let me get this straight: You shoved fries into every hole in the kangaroo, shoved a dozen Sausage McMuffins through his toes and ripped his anus out and ate it?
What can I say, we Chinese are practical.

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-26-03
Ms. Sooka, you have been accused for shooting up large amounts of cocaine in the back room of this resturant. Have anything to say about this?
Hummmmmmm...
AAAHHHH!!!!
ch3ck 0u7 my l337 c0k3 5k1llz f00l

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
AAAHHH!!!
AAAHHH!!!
Hee hee... I hate little girls.

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
Welcome to Windows XPpPpPpPpo[jp...
Checkin' my email, dum dum. Checkin' my email, doo d... huh?
FOOOOOSH!!
HOLY CRAP!
&*@# Blaster worm...

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
Stupid Blaster worm... took out my computer... grumble grumble. Oh well, Dell tech support should be here any minute.
DING DONG!
That must be him.
Uh oh.
Hello, you must be Mr. Christ. I'm Stan and I'll be your Dell personal computer repair guy for today! (Mumble mumble what a load of crap.)

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
I like kitties.
That's nice.
I like kitties.
Er... that's nice.
I like kitties.
Now where did I put that M-16 Auto Rifle?...

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
I like kitties.
I like kitties.
I like kitties.
I like kitties.
I like kitties.
I said, what have you been smoking?!

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
I am Rick. Give Jessica back to me.
I am a zombie. Jessica's spirit rests inside me. Kill me to free her.
MOTION BLUR! RICK SPLATS ZOMBIE!
HI-YAH!
HOORAY!
HOORAY!

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
Hey Sunshine, have you seen the new neighbor?
Yeah man, he was all like tense man. So I like gave him a present to like loosen him up and relieve some of his bad karma, man.
Don't tell me you gave him crack.
Hey man, it was unrolled. Didn't feel like rollin' 'em today. Aw whatever, he can like roll 'em himself, man.
Dude, you ate it, didn't you?
kItTy!!! ArE yOu A kItTy?!?!?!

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
KITTY! I WANT YOU, KITTY!!
Rowr?
I LOVE YOU, KITTY! COME BACK, KITTY!!
I like kitties...

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
In Dr. Doctor's secret laboratory...
Hee hee, when I turn this computer on, the dead will COME ALIVE! HAHAHAHAHA!!
click
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Ahh... doesn't this look familiar?
*Gasp!* The tribal witchdoctor must have performed a revival ritual spell and brought us back to life! I KNEW IT!!

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
What happed, Saca? All I remember is my old McDonald mangager coming and catching us on fire and blowing up the city!
I think you kinda just answered your own question there, Sooka.

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
What do you say we go home, Saca?
Oh yeah, I forgot. The city was destroyed.
Who said Asians were smart?

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
In Gabe's world...
This is sooo weird... I'm sitting next to myself. Guess I smoked too many joints...
Back to our world...
Now my clone turned into John Romero!!
WILL YOU MARRY ME, JOHN?!?
Squeek!

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
I tired of living in crap destroyed city! Let's go to camp!
Okay!
The only place in this city left is old McDonald that I worked at!
Maybe we can buy camp tickets!
Well OF COURSE I'm the only one left! I killed everybody else!!
Can I buy camp tickets?

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
Okay, we have tickets to these following camps: Camp Fun and Games, Camp FoxTrot, Camp Video Games, Camp Chalupa Cobbler and Camp Crystal Lake.
Hmmm...
YOU BOUGHT US TICKETS TO CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE?!?
Hey, I don't need to worry. I going to Camp Chalupa Cobbler. YOU going to Camp Crystal Lake.

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
Well we finally boarded plane.
Yeah. But three engines are dead, the pilot was murdered, the roof's ripped off the plane and we're about to crash into the Statue of Liberty.
I wish we had sitting images.
My thought exactly. Stupid pre-designed templates...

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
And so the girls parachute off the plane and make it to the ground safely...
Well, this where we seperate. I go to Camp Chalupa Cobbler, you go to Camp Crystal Lake.
Yeah, thanks a lot... See ya.
We should have probably bought maps...
Or told our parents were we were going in the first place...

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
Uh... Sunshine? Why are you lying down on the sidewalk. Did you overdose on your medical marijuana again?
No man, that like isn't it at all...
So what happened?
Have you ever like had those Chicken in a Biskit crackers?
Oh, the "wacky crackers."
Totally man. Could you buy me like 200 packages of Nicotine patches, please?

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This ACTUALLY happened to me today.
Hhhhhhhhhey, Professor.
UGH!!
Hhhhhhhhhow's it goin'?
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Okay, maybe nobody caught on fire, but I DID eat a garlic clove.
Hee hee hee!

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-27-03
I like totally feel some like good vibrations, cha.
I feel my tribe's demon power dwelling within me...
Schoolgirl Sooka VS. Demon Saca
GO!!
Hiiya!
ROOOOOOOOOAR!!!

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-28-03
Schoolgirl Sooka and Demon Saca have an RPG turntable-like battle.
HP 50/50
HP 60/60
Schoolgirl Sooka uses High Kick!
Hi-yah!
HP -01
Sucks to be Sooka.
Crap.
Demon Saca heals herself: HP 65/60

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-28-03
In the great woods, somewhere in New York... Sooka and Saca go to two different camps.
Wee! I going to Camp Chalupa Cobbler! See you, Saca!
I'm going to Camp Crystal Lake. I'm gonna die. Frick you, Sooka.
In the great woods, somewhere in a New York of an alternate universe... Schoolgirl Sooka is getting her butt kicked by Demon Saca, RPG-style.
HP 50/50
HP 65/60
Somewhere in Seattle... everything is just the same, much to Russ' discomfort.
I like kitties.
WILL YOU SHUT THE CRAP UP, KAUFMAN, BEFORE I TORCH YOUR HOUSE?!

 

by GalaxyOfGravy
8-28-03
Demon Saca uses Granny Curse!
ROOOOAR!!
Oh no! Schoolgirl Sooka is transformed into Granny Sooka! Is this the end?!
HP 3/3
HP 65/60
Granny Sooka uses Cane Bash!
Take THIS, you little whippersnapper!
HP -105

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