All comics by GarethB

 

by GarethB
7-10-02
That guy's stupid!
I HAVE DESTROYED THE WORLD! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
AAARRRGGGHHH!
DIE!
You're under arrest for destroying the world!
MUAARR! ME KILL POLICEMAN NOW!

 

by GarethB
7-10-02
YOU DIE NOW!
You can't kill me! I'm a TV star!
I'm gonna kill you anyway!
Oh no...
I WILL HAUNT YOUFOREVER!

 

by GarethB
7-10-02
Come with me Clippy....
This is the afterlife where we will decide if you go to Heaven or Hell....
I want to go back to Microsoft Office but now they've got that XP....
This is a hard decision, you were annoying but you recanted on your death bed...

 

by GarethB
7-11-02
Clippit was sad since Microsoft retired him.
Waaaaa! I want Office XP to go away forever!
But then...
Hello Clippy. I'm a computer that doesn't have Microsoft Office XP!

 

by GarethB
7-11-02
But it wasn't a computer! It was really Evil Edna!!!
AAAARRRGGGHHH!
Ha ha ha!
I'll do whatever you please, my evil mistress!
Muahahahaha! Clippit is now my evil slave!

 

by GarethB
7-11-02
DIE MR. PAPERCLIP!!!!
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Well Done Clippy! I've always hated aliens!

 

by GarethB
7-11-02
O Clippit, I surrender towards you and Edna's evil!
Wooooooo! I'm going to haunt y...wait you're CLIPPIT! SERVANT OF EVIL EDNA THE WICKED ONE!
OH NO! WITH CLIPPY ON HER SIDE, EVIL EDNA MIGHT TAKE OVER THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!

 

by GarethB
7-11-02
Shut up! I RULE NOW!!!!
Stop there, foul television! I have come to stop you!!!
Kill the superhero, Clippy!!!

 

by GarethB
7-11-02
PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!
I'm dead now.
So Edna ruled the world until she blew up. The End.

 

by GarethB
7-11-02
Am I scary?
No.
Am I scary?
No.
Am I scary?
I don't know. I'm dead.

 

by GarethB
7-12-02
Beware, you're in for a scare!
This is a veeeeeeeery spooooooky comic!
Booooooooo!
Weeeeeeeeee are spooooooky!
Wooooooooooo!
BOO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

by GarethB
7-12-02
Lets take over the world!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
If you want to take over the world, you have to defeat me!
Clippit has defeated us!

 

by GarethB
7-14-02
Is it Christmas yet?
No.
Hello.
If anyone thinks I'm going to say 'Ho ho ho' in this situation, they're sadly mistaken!

 

by GarethB
7-15-02
...then the piece of string says 'No, I'm a frayed knot!'
Amazing. A prehistoric creature than can tell lame jokes.
I can do ventriloquisim.
Shut up.

 

by GarethB
7-16-02
It's getting late. I should go home...
Oh great. I'm lost...WHAT ARE YOU?!
I have come for your life force and to make you a permanent member of my undead army. You shall join us. You have no choice..
I only need one more.....

 

by GarethB
7-16-02
OH NO! A TERRIFYING ALIEN FROM THE DEEPNESS OF THE OUTER REGIONS OF SPACE!
You will die.
I do not come in peace! GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
OH NO! A TERRIFYING ALIEN FROM THE DEEPNESS OF THE OUTER REGIONS OF SPACE!
OH NO! A TERRIFYING ALIEN FROM THE DEEPNESS OF THE OUTER REGIONS OF SPACE!
OH NO! A TERRIFYING ALIEN FROM THE DEEPNESS OF THE OUTER REGIONS OF SPACE!

 

by GarethB
7-19-02
Once again, Count Dracula has risen from his tomb.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AAAARGGGH! A CRUCIFIX! WAIT, IT'S DAYTIME!
DOH!

 

by GarethB
7-23-02
Grrrraarrrr! I'm a scary monster!
I will kill you, foul evil monster!
Muahahahahahahaha! I will kill you with my eye beams unless you bring me another scary monster!
OK.
Hello Scary Monster.
Hi, weirdo.

 

by GarethB
7-25-02
I am your clone!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Now I will kill you so I can take over your life!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME!!!!
YES I CAN!

 

by GarethB
7-27-02
I hear this movie's gonna be great!
Bo-ring!
I WILL DESTROY ALL EARTHLINGS!
THIS IS JUST DUMB!
Come on boss! Let me eat Earth cookies!

 

by GarethB
7-29-02
In a dingy, eerie mansion...
GRRRAAARRRR!
WOOOOOOOOO!
Boo!
Bwa ha ha ha ha!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I think I'm going to call the mental aslyum...

 

by GarethB
7-31-02
AAAARGH, I'm on a ball!
Aren't you gonna unmask me??
There! You're unmasked!
Finally.
Scooby sux.

 

by GarethB
8-01-02
Caractacus P Doom has made the Avenger Penguins dress up like girls!
MUAHAHAHA! With you cross-dressing, I will rule the world!
Shut up, Doom!
So........
You can't tell me to shut up!
Nooooooo!
Then, Harry Slime came.
Oh hello, Harry Slime!
Can I have a dress?

 

by GarethB
8-04-02
Hello. I am Tricky the Dragon. I used to host a Saturday morning show on UK TV in 1997.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
You just don't care, do you?
No.
I should think about getting a new job...

 

by GarethB
8-04-02
.........
Squeak squeak squeak!
.........
Squeak squeak squeak!
.........
Squeak squeak squeak!

 

by GarethB
8-22-02
I am Dr. Frankenstein!!!!
The one from the movies or the one from the book?
The one from the movies.
Butthead...

 

by GarethB
8-24-02
I'm a freak!!! A FREAK!
YAY!
Will you marry me?
So they got married...
I love you!
Me too.

 

by GarethB
8-30-02
Hooray, it's such a happy day!
AAAARRRRGGGHHH!
Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I am the eeeevil Claudia the caribou!!!

 

by GarethB
8-30-02
Weren't you in that old CITV show 'Caribou Kitchen'?
Yes.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I love killing people.
Now to do some more evil......

 

by GarethB
8-30-02
Meanwhile........
Now to bring universal peace!
Yay!
I hope they don't try to destroy us!
They might do.
Let's bring universal peace anyway!
Yay!

 

by GarethB
8-30-02
People of Earth! I am here to bring u.....
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH
I'm scared......

 

by GarethB
8-30-02
YES! THE WORLD IS MINE!!!!!!
Oh really?
Shut up!
No.
Now you will die!
DOH!

 

by GarethB
8-30-02
AAAAAARRRRGGGGH!
I will now avenge my death!
THE END! Now go away while I kill Claudia!

 

by GarethB
9-01-02
What do you want to be when you grow up little girl?
A murderer.
Gah! Not another one!
But killing is fun!
But killing won't be fun if I kill you.
You've...er.....got a point there.

 

by GarethB
9-05-02
Hello kiddies, this is a very special HALLOWEEN strip!
Excuse me sir, but Halloween is 56 days away.
Shut the f*ck up, I'm trying to be creepy.

 

by GarethB
9-06-02
MUAHAHAHA! I WILL SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL!
Pa-thetic!
PREPARE TO DIE MORTAL!!!!!
I've seen scarier things on a Sesame Street episode.
AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH! IT'S A SNOWMAN! A SNOWMAN! ARRRGGH! NAAAAAHH! BWAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

 

by GarethB
10-04-02
Time to freak out this guy!
GRRRRAAAAHHHHH!
I hate being in comics...
Oh, I give up!

 

by GarethB
10-18-02
DIE!!!!!
You're an idiot.

 

by GarethB
10-19-02
Is it Christmas yet?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hi Santa, I've come to kill you!
Then I'll give ya a big lump of coal!
Shaddup!

 

by GarethB
10-23-02
This is boring...
I am scary. Boo.
Shut up.

 

by GarethB
11-03-02
That's it!!!!
Uh Oh!
I am officialy fed up with Christmas!
This is bad.
I don't want to give presents, I wanna live!
Suit yourself...

 

by GarethB
11-03-02
This place oughtta be good fior some fun.
Stop Santa,, you don't know what you are doing!!!
Yes I do. Now shove off Rudolph, you're a geek.
Thank goodness I got that stupid reindeer out of my face.

 

by GarethB
11-03-02
You really shouldn't be here, you could die!
Come on, live a little!
But I'm dying!
And why should I care?
What a geek.

 

by GarethB
11-03-02
Meanwhile, the war between the Xmas Tree and the Jack O Lantern raged on.
You will die!!!!
You are sadly mistaken!
What's going on?
Noooooooooo!
Thanks for killing him Santa!
No prob.

 

by GarethB
11-05-02
Now we shall conquer the world!
Mua ha ha!
You will be king, and I will be prime minister!
Mua ha ha!
And I will eat lots of burgers!
Er....Mua ha ha?

 

by GarethB
11-05-02
Soon Santa was the king of the world!!
Hey Santa, for Christmas I want a rocking horse, a Steps Cd, a Simpsons video, blah, blah, blah...
Die! Die! Die!
Merry Christmaaaaas....

 

by GarethB
11-05-02
Rabbit Man! You must stop Santa from oppressing us!
Oh fine then!
So...
Alright Rabbit Man, you cannot destroy Santa. He is your king!
But he's evil!
That's it! Now you die, evil Xmas Tree!

 

by GarethB
11-05-02
You may have killed the Christmas Tree but you'll never stop me, Rabbit Man!
Oh no?
Here we go again...
After a long fight...
Prepare to die!
Wait...

 

by GarethB
11-05-02
You must cease your evil ways and remember the true spirit of Christmas!
Christmas is a time of joy and happiness! Of giving and sharing! Of love!
Shut up!

 

by GarethB
11-05-02
Oh it's you again.
I've come to kill you and usurp your position!
You'll never take me alive!
What a geek...

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