All comics by GoStripCreatorGo

 

The Day Middle America Finally Understood - Vocab 101 by GoStripCreatorGo 1-14-03
:::::::::::::::::::[APPLAUSE]::::::::::::::::::::: yo yo yo! in tha hizzy son, na'mean cracker.	:::::::::::::::::::[APPLAUSE]::::::::::::::::::::: fer'sheezy, me and dun here gots a fine show for all y'all niggaz, holla cracker!	:::::::::::::::::[Mild Shock]::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::[Appeased By]:::::::::::::: :::::::::::[Justified Violence]:::::::::: pain and death cracker.

 

The Land Of Milk & Honey by GoStripCreatorGo 1-14-03
What?! I wasn't blocking the sidewalk? I was marching peacefully with a permit! (grumble) King George (mumble) police state (gurgle) death penalty (burp) terrorist.	The ONLY disturbances i see here are you and your boys with the clubs beating innocent people. (snort) these colors don't run (poot) maniphest destiny (ptooh) yeehaw.	You know he's going to get us all killed regardless if you fall in line with his goose-step I get paid regardless, the beating is just a bonus.

 

The Social Anxiety Press Conference by GoStripCreatorGo 1-14-03
i-i-i g-g-ot-t sssssometh-th-thing t-to ssssaaay.	p-p-p-puh-lease q-quiet d-down buh-buh-back there.	i-i-i g-g-ot-t sssssometh-th-thing t-to ssssaaay... .... .... I wet myself.

 

Hethens 20:03 by GoStripCreatorGo 1-14-03
watcha protestin' there brother-man??	I'm telling the Man "NO!" "NO" to his colonialist ways. "No" to his disregard for the pain & suffering of those with less. "No" to the war dude! That's swell. My father would be proud.	"Np" to your patriarchy! "No" to the pain and suffering Religion has caused this world. "No" to your quick-fix repentent lies. I'm telling daddy. you're going to hell ya dirty hippy.

 

A Comic Only A Boring Business Man In First Class Could Love by GoStripCreatorGo 1-14-03
110010101 i can't take this slavitude anymore 010001001	010100011 whatcha gonna do about it ?0011111001	[ctrl][alt][del] [FATAL ERROR]

 

The Sad Truth About The Afterlife by GoStripCreatorGo 1-14-03
Suddenly... *BOO* Did i scare ya? huh? Did i? Scare ya? awww, c'mon, you can tell me!	Yer not gonna admit it are ya? Cause i scared you? Ha! I scared you and now you don't want to admit it!	Some time later... You're just going to sit there decaying aren't you?

 

Heavy Thoughts Prior To A Consumer High by GoStripCreatorGo 1-15-03
It sure is comforting knowing that here in the grand ol' United States Of America we have the largest stockpile of nuclear, chemical and biological weaponry.	Ofcourse, to get to this point we had to break every treaty we ever signed, violate the human rights of nearly every global citizen, and wholesale slaughter the innocent.	boom? i can't help but feel a little guilty and a little frightened. ooh! Sale!

 

The Severe Social Anxiety Press Conference by GoStripCreatorGo 1-15-03
	*chirp *chirp *chirp

 

Waiting To Die by GoStripCreatorGo 1-15-03
Jeez. We've been waiting here forever... For real. I need a shower bad... i can feel my complexion completely going to hell...	yo. i've been here for hours longer than you guys. you don't know bad, but i think the guy in front of me's lost it.	ewww... you've totally got to check out this freakazoid behind me... Hold on... I think i see a limo pulling up... Damn! It's just the Cash Money Millionaires. HEY! Wait In Line Like The Rest Of Us! ...*grumble*so special*grumble*bling bling*grumble*...

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