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by GothicVamp
9-07-05
On Devil's Night during midnight:
Hey little girl, you looking for a job?
Maybe...
I'll hook you up with good pay and plenty of entertainment...If you're willing to learn some new tricks.
If I get candy, then yippee skippy!
Later on that night...
So you just hang out here, and I send in your first customer in a little bit. Alright?
Are you sure this isn't considered prostitution?

 

by GothicVamp
9-08-05
I'm an artist and have no money. I'll sell you my virginity for this month's apartment rent...
uhhh...
well, i was just asking...god, dont you have any brains?
uhhh...
...Three hours later...
???
NO.

 

by GothicVamp
9-16-05
The government sent me...I'm supposed to kill you.
Are you sure? Isn't there a law in some book that says you can kill a tourist?
Ummm...I cant read...so, NO!
damn...what if i'm a hot woman? Then will you kill me?
"I will not have an affair with this woman"
this sounds so familiar

 

by GothicVamp
9-16-05
Holy crap father! Where am I?
You're in between realms my son...You will soon be trasported to another dimension to die for their sins also...
Fuck that....I'm going to play bull-shit with Lucifer...
SWEET!!!!!!!!!! I knew I would win...

 

by GothicVamp
9-16-05
Ring again and I'll freakin shoot you!!!!
Come on...try me...I'm not afraid to do it...
Muahahaha
Moo...Moo....Moo....(Take that bitch...That wasn't a ring) shit!

 

by GothicVamp
9-16-05
Larry (25) was sentenced to 40 years on child molestation charges for having sex with Lori(18).
10 years later...
40 years after that...
I'll never forget that night!

 

by GothicVamp
9-16-05
i remember when we first met
shut up...
You were so cute in your little angel wings...
Will you let me get dressed before you start talking the next time i take a shower?
at least you haven't aged a day and your but's not saggy...like mine...i love....zzz...zzz...zzz...

 

by GothicVamp
9-28-05
Reggie was recently released from the mental institution...Upon leaving he comes upon a duck.
Hey I remember you...
The last time I talked to you they locked me in that cell...
A few moments later the nurses put the special jacket back on Reggie and take him back to his happy place.
No!!!!! Let me out!!!!! He's real, he's this white duck...no I'm not racist....shut up...
I win.

 

by GothicVamp
9-28-05
Hey, did something bad happen here?
redruM...REDRUM!
I dont have any rum...just answer my question.
redrum....redrum...murder...you...idiot...did...you...know...that..if...i... Keep...talking...in...big...spaces...i...can get really far away from you and make two scenes in one?

 

i'm a starving artist, please feed me.
dude...why are we in black and white?
by GothicVamp, 9-29-05

 

by GothicVamp
9-29-05
uhh...
I....I....
...I thought blow up dolls were bigger than this?
shut up.

 

by GothicVamp
9-29-05
How did you manage to get that in here?
i dunno
well, they took my knives away...
that sucks
remember when we used to pretend to kill people?
naw...It's always been a real experience for me.

 

by GothicVamp
10-25-05
Ahhhh!!!!!!! The sun!!!! It burns....
huh?
I'm burning....burning....!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut up already!
Oh, you exploded...Cool!

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