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by Gramiscus
11-22-02
Since the beginning of time, humans have worshipped dieties. They have looked up to them as a source of ultimate power, something to rest their eternally fearful souls on.
...but that brings us to the question.. What if god -wasn't- omnipotent? What if God, too, had to have something in place that of which they could rest all of their trust and dreams...
If only they knew...
Oooh John...! Mmm.. Faster..! Oh yeah...Oh yeaahh... Oooh yeaaah!!

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
Hello, i'm Jesus! I died for your sins. There has been a very strange problem with my children as of late.
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Young men and women are murdering eachother in my father's name.. And I would like to say something about this.
Bring it, beeeatch!

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
Going through hard times with all of the uproar of religious untolerance, popular bible figures decided to lay low and take up part time jobs for the storm to blow over.
Hello, Jesus. I would like to rent one of your finest porns, please.
Aisle two, back corner.
...Allah was making go by doing small time movie productions...
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
./~ .,! ':~ ->,/ \:|/_ -/;o
Diablo, however, taking advantage of his free time, underwent his life long ambition of learning interpretive dance.

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
Shh.. Zer zey are.. Beautiful..in zher own habitat.. ..Zher lives.. Zo tranquil.. .. Zo natural... Ze vhite baldy eez von of ze few remaining creatures of eetz kind...
I gotta pee.
Ah.. ze circle of life.. Zhe eez zo beautiful!

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
Sometimes you just wonder if things you see are real. Some people claim they see things that others don't. What if we're all part of some mass hysteria..
Sometimes when i'm alone at night, I feel insecure. Like somebody's watching me. Strange shapes come out of the shadows. The darkness moves.
Sometimes they're not that bad. I can pretend I didn't see them. Sometimes they get the better of me, and i'm stuck with an illusion that will never leave my head.
Now that's just disturbing.

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
Sometimes - just sometimes - I will see an illusion so strong that I will begin to think they are actually real.
They follow me.. Talk to me..
I can smell your brains.
Why did we stop?
STFU

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
Now that i've gotten to know myself better, i've gotten to know them too. I know their names. They don't even have to tell me. I just do. Don't ask me how, i'm psychic I guess.
I walk home every night. Not alone. He's there, right behind me. I can feel him. Hear him. I can see him.
Sometimes it's not that bad. They bring me stuff when I ask for it, and pop beer caps off for me.
Yes, master.
Just let me sleep. That's all I care about. Torture me some other time..

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
When I turn out the lights at night it's even worse. I can't see them, but I know they're there. Watching me.
... I know they are..
..I can feel it..

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
You kind of get use to it after a while.
After all, it's not all that bad.
Atleast they arn't tax collectors.
*Click*

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
I actually got to fall asleep last night.
It wasn't so bad.
...Actually I think I just left the oven burner on.
Drugs are bad for you!
I'm Felorin. Love me.

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
This morning, downtown was relatively peaceful. Then he got loose.
*skitter skitter skitter*
Of all of the imaginitave creatures that I have roaming around in my head, he had to be one of them.
*skitter skitter.. skit*
My psychologist says that he isn't real, and that i'm just undergoing alot of stress in my life.

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
I wonder what goes on inside my head sometimes when i'm not looking.
My psychologist says that I don't need to worry about it, that nothing bad will happen, and they're not talking about me behind my back. They're not trying to sell me out to the government.
... I think he's lying.
3114-6131-6928-5928
Could you please repeat his credit card number and birthdate one more time, sir?

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
Sometimes they get out of control. I tried to stop him, but he wouldn't listen.
Dees ees youwah captaieen speeking. Wee ah experieyencing sum meynor turbulance.
It was such a horrible thing for him to do. I couldn't eat for a week after it.
... Pleez enjoy yer flight on Al-Qaida ayeh lines.
I TOLD him I was allergic to jalepenos.

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
Sometimes I sit there with them. My only friends. Staring out of the window of my metaphorical prison.
Oooh John... Mmm..
We sit there for days on end. Looking. Waiting.
Sometimes I see no end in sight.
Ice cream truck!

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
There's only one other person I know, or have ever known, that has suffered the same as me.
And woe the silence of the night foretells - as my skin creeps from the midnight bells. As the spiders grow larger and larger, pulling me farther and farther. Soon I will be them. Their food.
And she's a dirty hippy.
Groovy, man. Groovy.
Thank you.

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
There was something about her.
HE STOLE MY CAR!
I don't know, call it stupidity. I couldn't stand poetry. I hated beatnik clubs. Coffee makes me violently ill. Bongos piss me off...
Shut up you faggot!
Hey, i'm trying to get some sleep 'ere!!
She had nice boobs.
Alright ... Elena, I know you don't know me well.. But I would like to go out with you. ...

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
Go get'em tiger.
Hey baby, those clothes look real nice on you...
But they'd look even better on my bedroom floor!
Within a nanosecond, I became quadrapalegic. I stared at her like a hobo at an invite-only banquet.
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.. What do you need?

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
We stood there with our eyes locked for what seemed to be forever. I was so lost in this trance she captivated me in, much like the love of Athena's gaze.
She smiled at me.

 

by Gramiscus
11-22-02
I came home that night just to see one of them waiting for me at the door. I was greeted with open arms. He said he was watching me, and thought I did great.
I think she likes you.
I think I blew it, Vinnie.
... they knew how to play their cards.
Did you hear her car screeching out of that parking lot? That didn't sound like love to me.
That was just your mind playing tricks on you.
Wait a minute...

 

by Gramiscus
2-10-04
I don't remember waking up that morning. All I remember is a sudden, sharp pain. Apparantly someone had broken into my house during the night.
Apparantly I gotten up to get a drink of milk during the night, and the robber hit me in the back of the head with a two by four.
I never had a better night's sleep in my life.

 

by Gramiscus
2-10-04
The doctors said the force of impact may have caused serious brain damage, irrepairable and malignant in nature.
Ever since that incident, my mind has become a playground. No longer are 'they' my imagination. 'They' are what define my life.
THE WARDEN'S OUT COLD, LET'S GO!!
JAIL BREAK!!!
Even though others may see differently, I live in a separate world from reality. I know this. ...it's too bad 'they' don't.
Coming live from Sensory-Strip Five, it's the Perception Broadcast network.
Today, the weather will be mildly foggy, with a slight chance of delusion.

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