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by GreatMonkeyGod
12-08-01
What are you looking at?
Hello?
...
There's someone in the trees.
Hellooooo...
WHAT?
Awwww. He's shy.
I see you.
Go away!

 

by GreatMonkeyGod
12-08-01
How rude.
Why are you in a tree?
Go away, leave me alone. I'm fine.
This is silly.
...
Go away.
Come down, Mr. Monkey God.
Are you going to come down?
NO!

 

by GreatMonkeyGod
12-08-01
That's not a very good name.
What's your name?
Great Monkey God, what's yours?
What a cute name.
I'm Butter.
Oh, hi butter. Now go away.
Oh my...
My last name is Foker.
...

 

by GreatMonkeyGod
12-08-01
*Snicker**Snicker**Snicker**Snicker*
...
Your name is Butter Foker?
pfffffffffffffffffffff *giggle**giggle*
Yes, it's French.
Ooo-kay. I thought I had problems.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
What do you mean? Is there something wrong with my name?
No, no, it's aaaa ... a name.

 

by GreatMonkeyGod
12-08-01
He He He... Butter Foker...
So, why are you hiding in the trees?
I'm not hiding... Well I am hiding, but I gots my reasons.
Oh? Like what, GMG?
What reasons?
Promise you won't laugh?
Tell her.
Ok.
Well, it's like this...

 

by GreatMonkeyGod
12-08-01
Hmmmmmmm.
There's goats, chickens, cows, demons, and other creatures.
...
Hrmrmrmmmm...
There's stick men with hammers, insane squirrels, and all kinds of people characters.
...
I don't get it.
There's even a thing with feet for ears
What's that used for?

 

by GreatMonkeyGod
12-08-01
They've also got robots.
So what's the problem?
Problem...
That would be a problem.
...
THERE ARE NO DAMN MONKEYS!!!
Hehe, her name is Butter Foker.
Oh. You do have a problem.
Shut up, Foker.

 

by GreatMonkeyGod
12-08-01
Maybe this is a good thing.
So, are you gona stay up there forever?
Yes.
Haha, the Great Monkey ROBOT!
Did you look at all the characters? Maybe you could be a robot.
I'm not a ROBOT, I'm a MONKEY!
It's true. He can't draw for shit.
You could make a monkey character and get them to use it.
They'll just laugh at me if I do that.

 

by GreatMonkeyGod
12-08-01
Yeah, how?
What if we turned you into something other than a monkey.
How?
Weird science.. do, do, do, do.. she blinded me--with science.
My daddy is a scientist.
A scientist... there's a character for a scientist.
Too convenient. This is getting stupid.
Pretty convenient, huh?
I'd say.

 

by GreatMonkeyGod
12-08-01
You ever get that painfull feeling when you bang your balls into something. That REALLY hurts, doesn't it. I did it earlier today and I still feel it. It's like I want to die.
...
...
I didn't really bang it on anything. You see what happened is I turned the heater on high and the room got really hot. I was by myself, so I took my clothes off. No, I wasn't touching myself, pervert.
Well?
I'm thinking about it.
It was really warm, and, you know, when it's warm the scrotum hangs down low. I was getting into my seat too fast and my scrotum was in the way and... squish... Well, it didn't really make that sound.
...
Hmmm...

 

by GreatMonkeyGod
12-08-01
Later...
Do be do de doo...
Daddy...
So... That's Doctor Foker?
Yes Butter? What is it?
Can I use your lab for a dangerous experiment that might end in the death of a stranger?
Gawd, who draws this cap.
Yeah, okay dear. I’ll be conveniently leaving you alone with a stranger now. Lock up the lab and come home by six.
Come on in, Mr. Monkey God.

 

by GreatMonkeyGod
12-08-01
As you prolly know, what happened next is that Butter turned GMG into something really fucking stupid... like the thing with feet for ears. I'll just end this with what everyone really wanted to see.
*Sigh* *Moan* *Sigh*
fux0r sex0r. 6utt fuxor in y0u sex0r!
n0, n0 sex0r fux0r sex0r 6utt fux0r. sex0r fux0r sex0r 6utt sex0r fux0r. butt0r fux0r sux0r.
Awww, shit.
Shut up!
No, you shut up! Suck my cock.

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