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by Grimzor
11-17-02
Mr Pie gets letter.
Oh yay, i got a letter from my girlfriend!! Shes so l33t, lemme see what it says!
D342 N0ol8L4R, j00 r n0t l33t 3nough f0r meh! Kthxggbai, i r ur l33t 3x.
Poor Mr Pie.
Oh wo3s meh!!! I r shall commit teh suicide!!

 

by Grimzor
11-17-02
Mr Pie sees a cute girl!
Ooohhh shes a hottie, i shall introduce myself!!
I swear to god i will hurt him if he talks to me!
Hey baby, why dont you come back to my place so i can seXx0rz you up?
Ugh.......
Poor Mr Pie.
Its the shirt isnt it?
n00b.......

 

by Grimzor
11-17-02
Hello there friendly squirrel! I am lost and need help, can you help me?
Uhhh sure....
Mr Pie needs directions!
I have lost my wallet have you seen it?
Uhhh no, but why dont you check up your ass and around the corner?
Oh my what a rude squirrel.

 

by Grimzor
11-18-02
Mr Pie turns on the tv.
Wonder whats on tv?
Click.
Oh my....
Ohhhh yea spank me baby. MMM OHHH GOD RIGHT THERE THATS THE SPOT!!
Poor Mr Pie. Doesnt understand pr0n.
Wonder what he was doing with that banana....
Click.

 

by Grimzor
11-18-02
Uh oh its the man!!
Help......someone....
Are you a Mr. Pie?
Why yes i am officer. What is the problem?
Sir, did you tell a young lady that you would "Sexx0rz her up?"
Poor Mr Pie. Be careful of your cornhole.
Awww nuts......
Well sir that n00b comment is harassment and you shall be takin to t3h l33t jail cell NOW.

 

by Grimzor
11-18-02
Mr Pie meets tohsnoc!!
I hate this jail i do!!!
I r tohsnoc!!
Hello there cell mate!
You r my l33t beetch now! Gimme teh headzor!!
Mr Pie ownz. The End.
N3v3r!! Ph33r my l33t hamm3r and DIE!!! J00 are Mr Pies beeyatch!!
I r teh s0rry dont hurt meh!!

 

by Grimzor
12-15-02
Tohsnoc has been released from jail, and is now plotting against Mr.Pie
That Mr Pie shall pay dearly for making me give him headzor in t3h l33t jailzor!
Yea boss what yah gonna do huh huh?
Quiet you insolent fool!!! I'm thinking! Go fetch me a butternut squash!
Yessss masstterrrrrrrrr!
To be continued........
I've got it!! I'll tie Mr. Pies shoelaces together and make him FALL. YES FALL!!!

 

by Grimzor
12-15-02
Meanwhile.....
I'm blue da ba dee da ba deeeee! I do love a good walk!
There he is!! I shall make a leap at his feet with my ub3r goat speed!!
Lalalalla doo doo ba ba be scoot da blah!
Oh no what will Mr Pie DO???
Successs i have ahold of your feet Mr Pie!! Prepare to have your shoelaces tied together!!! MUAHAHAHA
NOOOOOOOOOOOO Let go you fiend!!!

 

by Grimzor
12-15-02
WTF!!!!
Now all i have to do is.......WTF?? JESUS???
Tohsnoc, have a nice warm cup of STFU.
But but HOW?? WHY??? WTF!!!!
You have plotted against the righteous Mr Pie. You shall now feel the wrath of me Jesus!!!!
The End.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
MAUAHHAHAHA NAWB GOT PWNED!!!!

 

by Grimzor
1-14-03
Kaine likes to burn things!
Do you like fire.....
Ummmm no.....
Well i do......
Ok i'm feeling a tad smothered here. You mind backing up jerkface.
Dont mess with Kaine!
Mmmmm kaines kandy...
aaaiiiiieeeeeeeeeee

 

by Grimzor
1-15-03
Morbid goes for a nice stroll.
Hey there *hiccup* got any spare change for a poor bum?
Fuck off bum. Go get a damn job.
Its JESUS!!!
Morbid i am Jesus Christ your lord and savior.
Great just what i needed.
I dont like the looks of this Jesus.
What you did to that bum wasnt very nice you know, i am here to right your wrong ways.
Yea i'm real SORRY about that jesus.....*snicker*

 

by Grimzor
1-15-03
Ok now i'm willing to forgive you if you just spare that poor soul some money ok?
Sure let me just reach into my pocket and.........
OMFG!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
YEESSSSSS OWNED!!!! MY HEAT VISIONED PWNED JESUS.
Bad Morbid BAD BAD!! (Mortalfear owns your ass!!)
Man, she got you to?
yea........ :(

 

by Grimzor
1-16-03
Bugs it out for a nice walk!
Dum dum da dee dum dum..........My what a splendid day!!
PIRATE!!!
Oh, why hello there Mr. Pirate.
YAARRRRRRR. Shut yer mouth you scurvy swashbuckler! Or i'll have yah walkin thee plank!
Looks like a showdown!!
Oh now you watch it there, or i'll throw my l33t boomerang at you!
AAARRRRRR!!! Does this little bug dare threaten ME? I'll have yah swabbin the deck with your tounge yaaarrrr!!

 

by Grimzor
1-16-03
FIGHT FIGHT!
Ok thats it you asked for it!! UB3R L33T METAMORPHOSIS ATTACK!!
YARRRRRRRR I'LL PWN YER SCURVY SEA DOG ARSE!!!
UB3R L33T METAMORPHOSIS ATTACK!!
MUAHAHAHA you shall get pwned you pirate n00bl4r!!
AARRRRR WHATS THIS TRICKERY!! Bluish Reddish beard fears nobody!!
Bugs has lost. Uh oh!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! owned in one hit..... :(
ARRRRR!!! I have beaten you, now you will come back with me to my ship! My mates havent had sex in 6 months, they would love you YAAARRRRRRR!!!

 

by Grimzor
2-08-03
Get me a butternut squash slave!! Tohsnoc is hungry!
Sir, you just ate the last one 5 minutes ago.
Dont you ever correct me fool! I know i ate the last one!!
Sorry master wont ever happen again....
Will tohsnoc suceed???
Looks like i'm going to have to steal the worlds supply of butternut squash!! MUAHAHAHA
Omg master you are truly evil!!!

 

by Grimzor
4-13-03
Tohsnoc's plan goes into play.
Muahaha all these butternut squashes are mine MINE!!!
STOP RIGHT THERE TOSHNOC!
It was me......
Huh who said that!!!
Tis i MR PIE!!!!
Final confrontation!!!
*GASP* MR PIE!!!! My rival!! I will pwn u with my chair!!!
Lets r0xx0r!!

 

by Grimzor
6-28-03
So it begins!!
HYYAAHH TAKE THIS!!! SUPER CHARGING GOAT ATTACK OF DESPAIR!!!
GOMF!!! TAKE THIS FIEND!! *Throws rusty spork of death and despair*
So it ends???
HARK I HAVE BEEN DESTROYED!!!! *long painful death ensues*
The righteous hath prevailed!!!
WTF?
In the news today evil mastermind Tohsnoc has been reported dead. Mr Pie hath pwned the n00b. More to come at 9.
M..m.m...m...master....I SHALL AVENGE YOU!!!

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