All comics by Grobelaar

 

The Adventures of Lucy Bartle Part 1 by Grobelaar 5-06-07
I know you. You're Roy Castle off Catchphrase. Err.. N.. No. I'm Jesus Christ, King of the Jews.	Besides, Roy Castle was on Record Breakers. You're thinking of Roy Walker.	Say what you see, Roy Seriously. Piss off, kid.

 

The Adventures of Lucy Bartle: Part 2 by Grobelaar 5-06-07
... and then Hazel snuffs it, and his spirit runs off to be with the God of rabbits. The end.	There you have it. The entire story of Watership Down. Is there anything else you want to know or can I get on with dying for your sins?	Can I have a twix? I wish they'd just cut me down and stab me.

 

The Adventures of Lucy Bartle: Part 3 by Grobelaar 5-07-07
What do you mean "What can you do?"?! I'm Jesus flippin' Christ, son of God! I can do ANYTHING!	Try me. Water into wine... feed the 5000 with a scrap of bread... walk on water... you name it, I'll do it.	Clap your hands. Smartarse

 

The End of Lucy Bartle by Grobelaar 7-15-07
.... and THAT, Lucy, is why God hates gayness.	Is there anything else you want to know? The capital of Poland? The winner of the 1963 Grand National, perhaps? The cast list of Police Academy 4 AGAIN?	Well, there was ONE thing.... *Sigh* Go on then. Ask away...

 

End 2 by Grobelaar 7-15-07
I was just wondering why God is such a massive hypocrite WHAT?! How DARE you question the Lord! You'd better make this fucking good or else i'll get the almighty to smite your arse.	Well, you know how Adam was created in Gods own image? Of course he was. Everyone knows THAT.	I suppose that means that Adam must have been a direct clone of God, right? Err.. yeah... I suppose so. What has that got to do with anything?

 

end 3 by Grobelaar 7-15-07
After a while, Adam got bored, right? Yes...	So God took one of his ribs and made Eve to keep him company. Correct....	That must mean that, as she was made from Adams DNA, Eve was therefore genetically identical to Adam Well yes, but I don't see how this renders the one true deity hypocritical...

 

end 4 by Grobelaar 7-15-07
Well, seeing as Adam and Eve had two kids, they obviously had sex. Durr! Of course!	And God is omnipotent and sees everything, doesn't He? Uh huh...	Therefore, at some point God sat up in heaven and watched two identical clones of Himself, one with tits, do some incestual squelchy in the garden of Eden I've had just about enough of this...

 

end 5a by Grobelaar 7-15-07
You can't buy that kind of filth under the counter in Hamburg! And yet God still punishes people for sinning. Hypocritical bastard. That's it! GET HER, GOD!	AAAAIIIIEEEE! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?!	Finally I can get on with dying for everyones sins in peace.

 

end 6 by Grobelaar 7-15-07
God a hypocrite, indeed!	The gall of some people!	Still, I suppose that in a way she actually had a point...

 

end 7 by Grobelaar 7-15-07
AAAARRRGHHHH! WHY, DAD? WHY?!		Bugger.

 

end 5a by Grobelaar 7-15-07
You can't buy that kind of filth under the counter in Hamburg! And yet God still goes around punishing people for sins which are minor in comparison. The hypocritical bastard... That's it! GET HER, GOD!	AAAAAAIIIIIEEEE!!!! How do you like THAT, huh?	Finally I can get on with dying for everyones sins without having to answer any more stupid fucking questions.

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