All comics by Guueestuff12

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by Guueestuff12
3-25-07
I decided to nail myself
Why, man? Because that's the true meaning of...
wait, that only happened on Easter
dito
You're weird

 

by Guueestuff12
3-25-07
Greetings.
Uh... Hi
I come from the planet Zombo
That's a dorky name for a planet
...
Want some guacamole flavored cereal?

 

by Guueestuff12
3-25-07
Hello and welcome to our series. The guy standing next to me is Frank the Barbarian
Yarrr
I know he looks like a terrorist, but he won't bite unless I tell him to
Yarrr
What do you MEAN you're not a barbarian?
Sorry, we'll get better at this stuff eventually

 

by Guueestuff12
3-25-07
SOMEWHERE IN ARABIA...
Psst! I am really a robot disguised as a bird!
Abubabubabuba!
I'll teach you English. Hold on a sec... MENTALLY TRANSMITTING DATA: ENGLISH
Wow, what kind of language is this?
Shut up! Wanna be a barbarian?
no

 

by Guueestuff12
3-26-07
Alright, now that we're home, it's safe to call you my sidekick.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second. Read the title. MY NAME IS FRANK AND I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER!
NO ONE CARES! Now get in your barbarian costume!
I'M NOT A BARBARIAN!!!
You know what? you're really getting on my main circuts today!
Shut up and stop being all robosexual

 

by Guueestuff12
3-26-07
At the robot's job...
Hello and welcome to McRonalds. What would you like to order?
I wanna cheeseburger
WELL, THERE'S, LIKE, A MILLION CHEESEBURGERS ON THE MENU! CHOOSE ONE OF THOSE AND GET OUT OF MY FACE!
I'm not inside your face, dummyhead!
*Sigh*, there goes another one.
Wow! If you fail as a cashier, it's a LONG way to becoming the main character.

 

by Guueestuff12
3-26-07
We're sorry to interrupt the next issue of Frank the Barbarian. There's been a typo.
Yeah, we got so anxious that we forgot the second one!
So... Ah...
COMING SOON: Frank the Barbarian: The LOST COMIC!!!

 

by Guueestuff12
3-26-07
Hey, Chet. Have you seen the dishwashing soap?
Leave me alone!
Asparagus!
Wha-?
... Sorry, got carried away.
...

 

by Guueestuff12
3-26-07
And now, it's time for... FRANK THE BARBARIAN:THE LOST COMIC!
Ah... Now that that's over with, what shall we do, barbarian?
I'm NOT a BARBARIAN!
Shut up! Say 'yarr' after everything I say
What? How stupid do you think I am?
if you don't, you won't get any cookie dough tonight.
yarr

 

by Guueestuff12
3-26-07
Alright, my friend ROBUTT-OD7 is coming over, so you better be good!
Pshh... Whatever
Hey! How's it going?
Hm... That's weird!
What?
I expected Frank to answer, that's what I came here for. After all, it's HIS comic. Is he around?

 

by Guueestuff12
3-26-07
Whew! I thought I'd NEVER escape that nutcase!
Although I will miss the cookie dough.
I'm free! And yet the idiot who makes these comics still calls me a barbarian.
WHERE IS THE BARBARIAN!?!

 

by Guueestuff12
3-26-07
Robutt, have you seen the barbarian?
Well, yeah! That last issue was pretty cool. I like the part where you screamed. I oiled myself from the suspense!
I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT--FRANK-- PERSON OR WHATEVER HE CALLS HIMSELF! By the way, that was pretty gross.
Sorry.
Okay... Okay... If you see him, tell me where he is and I'll KILL HIM!!!
You're one obsessed robot. Hey! There he goes down that alley!

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
Hm... Maybe he won't find me here.
WRONG!
AAH!!! Torii! Sign of the bird!
chirp chirp chirp chirp cirp-chirp chirp-chirp chirp chirp...
Nice try

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
Hey, there! The Polls are in, and at least 96% of the population votes you OUT!
I think you should stand tall and do what's right for our country!
I think you should shut the--
WAIT! Before you swear, think. Is this going to help yourself at all?

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
Thre's only one way to settle this.
Bring it on, barbarian!
TIGER!
HORSE!
Art of the Phoenix Flower!
AAAH!!!

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
NOOO!!! I'M MELTING!!!
Now it's YOUR turn!
...
Thanks for teaching me that Jutsu, Robutt!
It's the least I can do for my favorite character!

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
Yeah, days are going slow without having to run from obsessed robots
do you think I am an obsessed robot?
No, you're just... A... 'fangirly' robot.
Shweet!
... Not speaking of robots of any sort, I've noticed that the idiot who makes these STILL calls me a barbarian. Even though I killed the robot who thought of it.
Hey! Let's kill him!

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
Come on, Robutt. This is a search and destroy mission.
Affirmative. Find and kill 'Guueestuff'.
Ah, but that won't be happening today!
AAAH!!! What did you do with Frank!?
I summoned him to the Master.
Please don't kill--ZZZzZ--...

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
Wh-where am I?
Who are you?
First off, you're in Guueestuff's basement. For your second question, I'm Hyakutugae, guardian of the underrooms. Sometimes it gets real boring down here.
Don't look at me, I don't make these comics.
Okay, then. Let's team up and kill the guy who does!

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
Dude, before we become Chunin, we have to get through the Forest of Death.
I know.
Then why are you just standing there? We might be under an ambush right now!
So?
AAAH! I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE AMBUSH THING! DUDE, HELP MEEE!!!
Nah, maybe in a little while. I'm watchin' Gaara kill this Rain Ninja guy

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
I will lead you upstairs.
Frank! You're alright!
Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
Hyakutugae is joining our quest to kill Guueestuff.
Is he that kid who bound and gagged you and threw you in the basement?

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
Uh-oh!
He, he, he. You're not going anywhere!
Yes I am! LIGHTNING BLADE!!!
Alright, you win.
Nice... You'll have to teach me that move sometime.
Well, I'm the Robokage, what do you expect?

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
We have to go in.
Are you Guueestuff?
Yeah, whaddayawant?
Frank, this gray robot dude, and I want to kill you.
Well, this isn't Burger King. You can't have it your way.

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
Whoa! What the--
AAAGLUBLUBLEBLARGG!
Wassup? I'M BACK!!!
AAAH!... Wait, how did you kill him with just water?
... Uh, let's just say it's not the tastiest water around.

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
Hey, you seem familiar...
?
Oh, my gosh! G.U.S., is that you?
Hyakutugae?
Oh, I'm so glad I found you! I abandoned you because you're always obsessed with the 23rd guy you see.
I am NOT obsessed with ANYONE!!!

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
So... You know this fiend?
Know him? I built him when I was 12 years old!
You look like you still are 12.
I am! I decided a few days ago that I would let him have a walk around town. Boy, did that mess things up!
... You're still 12?
Were you listening at all?

 

by Guueestuff12
3-27-07
Yep, Jerome. That's one mighty fine sunset right there.
hammer
She's a beauty alrigh'
nail
It's not very often you come along one o' the-- What are you doin'!?

 

by Guueestuff12
3-28-07
Alright, Hyakutugae. Would you like to join our gang?
Whatever it takes!
Alright, it's initiation time. What color is your underwear?
Yellow! Just like all of mine!
...
What?

 

by Guueestuff12
3-28-07
I'm sorry, Hyakutugae. But we cannot allow G.U.S. in our group, due to unnatural obsession and robosexuality.
No... NO! I WON'T LET YOU!
Please, don't take it personally.
SUICIIIDE!!!
... What an idiot.

 

Sorry, people. That was supposed to be Frank the Barbarian XXI: The Death. This writer is so clumsy. Just HAAAD to push the button...
by Guueestuff12, 3-28-07

 

by Guueestuff12
3-28-07
Well, Robutt, I guess it's just you and me again.
*Sigh*
Hyakutugae was brave to kill himself, but I swore I would never let that robot near us again.
Yeah, he's probably roastin' in Hell right now.
I was killed in the Chunin Exam. What about you?
I'd rather not say...

 

by Guueestuff12
3-28-07
Well, Robutt, I guess this is goodbye.
I'm gonna miss you, Frank.
Don't be sad, we still live in the same country.
And the same city.
... Wait... Uh, I guess this ISN'T goodbye after all.
Shweet!

 

by Guueestuff12
3-28-07
Hey, What up, Satan?
Nothing, goody-boy. And I'm not Satan
No prob, homie. Who are you if you ain't Satan?
I'm Eric
That's pimp!
You're a pimp.

 

by Guueestuff12
3-28-07
Hey, dawg! Nice country! The chicks here are HOT!
Everything's hot here, you dildo
You're retarded.
I miss being near robot idiots.

 

by Guueestuff12
3-28-07
G-gu... Gu...
What? Spit it out!
GUUEESTUFF is BACK!!!
And check it out! I'm back with a new look!
Oh, no! Not another long story arc!

 

by Guueestuff12
3-28-07
What do you want with us comic characters?
Nothing... I need... Darkness.
What's that supposed to mean? Is this because Hyakutugae killed himself?
WHAT!? HYAKUTUGAE... Oh, so much pain... In just one absence from Earth.
It's not your fault!... It's... More mine.
I have no reason to live again. And NEITHER DO YOU!!! GUARD, CHOP HIS HEAD OFF!!!

 

by Guueestuff12
3-29-07
Meanwhile, Hyakutugae realizes Hell isn't as bad as he thought...
At least I'm reunited with my brother.
Hyakutugae? Is that you?
Hey, long time no see, George.
Yeah, same here. Why are you here?
Suicide. What about you?
Making an evil borg named Robutt.

 

by Guueestuff12
3-29-07
Frank, I have a confession to make.
Hey! Robutt! Nice to see you again!
The truth is... I'm an EVIL BORG!
What? I thought all of them were destroyed and or provided parts for car crushers!
George, my creator, has made me to destroy everyone. That's probably why he's in Hell.
Wow, two mad robot makers meet in Hell. That's akward.

 

by Guueestuff12
3-29-07
Oh! By the way, it looks like I won't have to kill you today.
Why not?
Because there's this evil-looking guy with a scythe coming to chop your head off.
Oh, yeah...
Goodbye Frank. May the Force be with you.
This sucks...

 

by Guueestuff12
3-29-07
Man, I can't believe Frank actually let his head get chopped off.
Oh, I will miss him so much.
Well, that's because you're obsessed with him
I was NOT obsessed with him!
Of course you weren't, Mr. 'put on your barbarian costume'!
That was for his own GOOD!

 

by Guueestuff12
3-29-07
Hey, there, Farmer Brown!
Shut up! I'm your daddy, and you will adress me as such!
Asparagus!
Wha--
Sorry, went too far.
...

 

by Guueestuff12
3-29-07
I would like to introduce you to my friend Hans, He comes from Germany and doesn't know much English.
That's okay, us Brits live closer to them than you. I bet I can be quite charming to this 'Hans' you speak of.
Hey, Hans!
Hallo, Dan!
Sie lassen ein grosses das Herauskommen aus lhr hinteres Ende auspumpen... I think that's correct.
Was?

 

by Guueestuff12
3-29-07
Hello, Mr. ... What is your name?
Cheerio! My name is Johnny Friedbooger and I would like to be baptized by an American preist.
Have you already been baptized in your homeworld?
Wha--? Hey! Don't EVER make fun of Britain!
If you don't stop arguing with me I swear to God I will stab you with my Iron Antique-Rusted machete!
Swearing at God, stabbing with knives? What kind of preist are you!?

 

by Guueestuff12
3-29-07
Hello, Ben. America is pretty cool, exept for that ghastly priest who threatened me at the Death Metal Curch.
He was saying something like 'Stop arguing with me or I swear to God I will stab you with my Iron Antique-Rusted machete'.
Whoa... Weird, man
What are you staring at?
Nothing, It's just, you look real punkish for a Brit.

 

by Guueestuff12
3-30-07
Hey, Johnny.
Hello, Dan!
Well, I didn't know you like art museums!
Oh, yes, they are quite lovely!
Hey, did you know Michaelangelo's David is coming here soon?
Sorry, save it for the ladies, Dan. I'm not gay enough to look at guy porn.

 

by Guueestuff12
3-30-07
I'm going to sneak up on this primitive American and scare him silly! We Brits are masters of the pursuit...
BOO!
Cow.
My GOD! You ARE primitive!

 

by Guueestuff12
3-30-07
Whoa! a Christmas tree, a Christmas tree,
a Christmas tree, a Christmas tree,
a Christmas tree, a--
SHUT UP!

 

by Guueestuff12
4-01-07
Hey, Johnny.
Hello, Dan
Um, how do I say this... Uh... Well... AMERICA SUCKS!!!
Hm, let me respond to that in the following way.
If this has ANYTHING to do with throwing me in the dumpster, count me out!

 

by Guueestuff12
4-01-07
Well, at least I'm not in the dumpster.
I guess I'm off, maybe I can stay with Jeff for a while
... What am I thinking!?

 

by Guueestuff12
4-03-07
By god! I didn't even know you were in this comic!
I'm not. It's just Frank the Barbarian stopped after the graveyard one, and I have no job now that it 'went out of business'.
Didn't you chop off Frank's head?
Yes
... Are you going to chop off mine?
Most likely

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