The Quest For a Sausage by Guyver_Zero1-18-02 a demon looking for his gun HEY!! THIS IS MY SAUSAGE!! What a weiner. and finds a stupid mammal GIVE IT BACK OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN!! SHUT UP!! I FOUND IT FIRST. who claims it is my sausage!! NO ONE TOUCHES MY SAUSAGE WITHOUT PAYING ME FIRST!! (in a high, sqeeky voice) you dirty mother fucker
lord chaos's life story part 1 by Guyver_Zero1-31-02 his bed... HEY! GO MAKE ME A DAMN POT PIE ,BITCH!! me love you longtime. me so horny!! his lover... I SAID NOW!!!!! isn't that special? what is this??? THAT'S IT ,TIME FOR MY HICKORY NUT CRUNH. were's the chicken,whipcream, and weedeater??bitch?