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by Hom
9-20-03
Oscar and Brandon wait outside church...
I wonder what's taking my brother so long
Brian always seems to be in church
Always confessing his sins, I guess
Yeah, like all the time he spends with that divorced woman who is much older than him.
Inside...
Do you want me to try again and see if she reconsiders about those poor kids and their daddy?
Yep. It's the sinners hearts I want to reach to make a difference, you know?

 

by Hom
9-27-03
YOU again??? Can't you see that I'm busy?
Mrs. Potter, this can't go on. Look what you have made of your kids.
She's not so bad, she lets us watch "Charmed" on TV.
And also play with worms.
You are supposed to turn them to be good people.
I spent a lot of money paying lawyers for the divorce. I need to sell their eggs for extra income.

 

by Hom
9-27-03
Mrs. Potter, why did it have to be like this?
I made the wrong choice. I should have married Dawzon, not Pazey.
But he seems to be a nice man...
Wrong! He's not a man.
Not anymore, that is.
Anyone wants some cheese?

 

by Hom
10-04-03
You want to blink. You really want to.
No way. You're gonna blink first.

 

by Hom
10-04-03
Robo has no choice but to take the alien to the leader of the galaxy.
One false move and you'll never scratch your tin butt again! What's the name of your leader?
His name is Hehazzagun (knock knock) A walking watermelon wants to have a chat with you, my Leader Hehazzagun
OK, enough jokes... where is your leader?
I am the owner of this galaxy, but you can call me Slime.
You a leader? You Slime! Hah!
Show some respeto! I know you hide a gun, but mine is bigger than yours!!!

 

by Hom
10-11-03

 

by Hom
10-19-03
The Surgeon Generator has determined that...
...not blinking enough while watching StripCreator...
...or the computer screen in general, can be hazardous to your health.
Something must be happening to my eyes. I can't see your pupils anymore.

 

by Hom
10-25-03
I can't stand it any longer!!! You win!
Or maybe I did win after all.

 

by Hom
10-28-03
If we hadn't been in that stupid contest, we would have realized that drunk driver coming your way...
You are right. And by the way, thanks for calling 911!
* Hiccup! * I'm innoshent, offisa... that guy jumped onto my windshield ash if he were in that "Jackassh" show, I tell ya...
I hate to think what would've happened to me if that guy on the stripcreator forum hadn't asked for me to be saved.

 

by Hom
11-02-03
Wha-a?? You don't believe meeh??
Sorry, but I have an eyewitness, the boy named Zack over there
Yeah, I saw everything. He was driving like a borracho loco when he ran over that poor guy!
One witnessh? Hah! Tha's nothin'! I can bring you 5 witnesshes who didn't see me!
Hmmm

 

by Hom
11-02-03
The following preview has been approved for all audiences, except adults, teenagers and kids
Finally, a comic strip for us
Feliz día de los muertos
Zack is back! Zacarias_es_comico has decided to go to Spain and he doesn't even have a bag. Will he hitchhike in the Atlantic Ocean? Will the dumb blonde find him? What dangers will he encounter?
Excuse me, how do I go from here to Spain?
Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.
Don't miss one single strip! Search Zacarias_es_comico and click on him! Starts October 31 on selected computers.
Oh, niño Zacarías!!! May I have your autograph?

 

by Hom
11-02-03
The following preview has been approved for my sister and other creatures of adult nature
Whatever.
The Messed-up-Mort saga continues!! A now world-wide recognized figure, Mort is the creation of obsessive-comic-disorder affected author Boinky33. His mouth and nails are mort-al weapons! (Mort's)
Hmmm, where have I seen this guy? "Ten more wanted"?
Find the Messed up Mort thread in this Read-my-damn-comics forum, at your own risk!
...
Señor Hom didn't dare to put words in Messed up Mort's mouth. He's not as witty as Boinky33.

 

by Hom
11-02-03
The following preview has been approved for all audiences in and out of the closet (viewer discretion adviced: contains occasional scenes of partial nudity, drugs, shark-faced dudes and dyed hair)
Curious of gay people's lives or how being out of the closet affects the so-called straight people? Please look! AccentuateNegative will show us what he does with his mouse in the privacy of his room!
Huh?? Don't look at me! Hom is talking about the author's computer mouse. I am straight! Honest! Go ask Minnie!
Please look for the Please Look for the Please Look for the Please Look thread by Accentuate Negative and click on it. Satisfaction guaranteed!
Satisfaction! Hah! So handsome and he's gay. What a waste!

 

by Hom
11-04-03
Excuse me, why have I been turned into a Pink Donkey Wrangler?
You've been a bad boy, a parasite to the talented people in StripCreator! A rebel, a disgrace to the WWW!
Oh, is that the reason?
Yep! And you have been rated with minus 5 stars by a donor who hates your guts!
Cool!
Congratulations! I knew you would like it.

 

by Hom
11-05-03
Psst!
And so, my fellow Stripcreatives, freedom of speech is a right and a responsibility! _______________ Whazzup?
We have been told that being a Pink Donkey Wrangler is just a phase and nothing to be embarrassed about! Being a paranoid parasite, however, is a whole different story.
Why did the witch lie, then?
I don't know, but I think you should shake hands with whoever rates you.
Mmm... Will that give me a black star?

 

by Hom
11-06-03
It's been hard, doc. You should have seen it! In the middle of the days-long discussion, one guy said I am paranoid, but I was just emphatically defending my principles at the forum.
Really?? Was this forum organized by Congress? Or was it like some National Network TV talk show?
No, it's the Stripcreator website.
*mm*

 

by Hom
11-06-03
... and that's about it, doc. Do you think I'm paranoid?
?
Nah! You're just stupid!

 

by Hom
11-06-03
Now tell me. The funny, talented guy you mentioned before, the one who wanted to see your pics...
AccentuateNegative is his nick, yeah. What about him?
Do you think he might be interested in someone like me?

 

by Hom
11-08-03
One week ago... DENIAL
Me, a Pink Donkey Wrangler? I hate tags. That one is so... not me!!
Three days ago... ACCEPTANCE
I am THE Pink Donkey Wrangler!
Today... WHATEVER
As if anyone cared.

 

by Hom
11-15-03
Adios, amigo Zac!

 

by Hom
11-19-03
Stay tuned for the new strips by Hom
Or at least his new ***PREVIEWS***
Hom would start today, but he's overwhelmed with real work.
Yawn!
Why are we smiling then?

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