Tarantino Monologues Part I by Horrorshow12-25-04 And you are Mr. Pink. Why am I Mr. Pink? Cause you're a faggot, ok?
Tarantino Monologues Part II by Horrorshow12-25-04 What're you looking at, friend? I ain't your friend, palooka. What did you say? I think you heard me just fine, punchy.
Vindication by Horrorshow12-25-04 George Bush gloats to John F. Kerry... Hey Kerry! Guess who's Time Magazine's Man of the Year? It ain't you, Ketchup King! I'm sure the troops in Iraq are proud of your accomplishment. Sucks to be them!
Social Graceless by Horrorshow12-26-04 MUAHAHAHA! I've got you now! I'm going to chew off your knees and floss with your spinal column! Uhmm... What? I'm paraplegic. Well this is awkward...
Tarantino Monologues Part III by Horrorshow12-27-04 I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas. That's funny, you don't have the accent. I don't wanna talk like those assholes. My mother was from Texas! I meant those other assholes.
Oscar Mayer Porn by Horrorshow12-27-04 I just love those weiners. Me too. I love to have a long hot one in my mouth. I know what you mean. I could gobble weiners all night long. Eating ain't cheating, as my mother always said. We are talking about hot dogs, right? Uh, sure.