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by IamComic
5-16-08
Where's the rest of my arm, Sheri?
Who's Sheri and why are you looking over there?
What?
Who's Sheri?
Da...Ping...Rocka...Ling?
What?

 

by IamComic
5-16-08
Great Job!
What's on the floor?
Huh?
Hey, come look at this Hobo outside.
There's no window over there. That's a mirror.

 

by IamComic
5-16-08
I want your face off, NOW!!!
Um, Yeah, I'm not sure thats in the best interest of this company.
Sounds pretty good to me.
Hey, I knew that was you.
What are you talking about?
I guess this is what happens when your wife poison's your morning coffee.

 

by IamComic
5-16-08
Whatcha got there, pal?
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tttt-t-t-ti-tim
Any day now.
B-b-b-b-bbbb-bb-b-bbb-bo-bom
Are you trying to say time bomb?
No.

 

by IamComic
5-16-08
It done about time fo' ripadipadingdong in here.
What is he talking about?
Don't worry about him. That's just Willy.
RIPA...DIPA...DING...DONG!
You go, Willy.

 

Ha,ha. Very funny. My freakin' arms stuck in this bear trap.
by IamComic, 5-16-08

 

by IamComic
5-16-08
What Happened to you?
Do not go in to the copy room?
Oh, I am going in there.
Did we get a new copier. Ooo...and it scans. And look it faxes too.

 

by IamComic
5-16-08
Hey I'm sitting right here!
Oh, what an awesome 3 in 1.
HEY, DOWN HERE!
Oh, and its even got a quick print button.
Forget it!
Oh, Hey there Mr. Snail.

 

Whatcha know. I freakin' messed up my last comic. You know what, just freakin' imagine the scene yourslelf.
by IamComic, 5-16-08

 

by IamComic
5-16-08
What happened?
I don't know. It's as if we were in The Twilight Zone and were turned in to two little girls.
Good God.
Yeah I'm glad to have my genitals back.
You know what? How about we don't tell this to nobody?
Is that a new copier?

 

Got a banana, you want it?
You wanna back off my rear?
by IamComic, 5-16-08

 

You got any women around here?
by IamComic, 5-16-08

 

by IamComic
5-16-08
I think that was some bad oil.
No man, thats the way its supposed to feel.
OH GOD.
Oh man this is awesome.

 

Come to bed, baby!
This is going to be a long 6 months.
by IamComic, 5-16-08

 

by IamComic
5-16-08
Hey, you want some crack?
I don't know.
It's some really good crack.
Ok, I guess I could.

 

by IamComic
5-16-08
What's up with that costume?
What are you doing?
HAHA! Natural Gas.

 

by IamComic
5-16-08
Hey there. Want some candy?
No.
Want some ice cream?
No.
I have the Midas touch. Except that whole bloody thing... And the stone thing.

 

by IamComic
5-19-08
I want tofu!
You're the one standing behind the register.
I want...
Don't even think about it.
TOFU!

 

You anger the bacon!
I just make the food.
by IamComic, 5-19-08

 

by IamComic
7-07-08
Whats up sweet cheeks.
Oh. Hey Grandma.

 

by IamComic
7-07-08
I stole this ladies purse today and I was like, "Yes, I got that rich ladies purse!"
Yeah.
I mean she was paying attenion to her dog and the bag was just hangin' there on her finger.
Yeah.
So i shoved my hand into that purse. Turned out to be one of those poop bags.
HaHaHAhAHa! OMFG! Jesus! Hahaha!

 

by IamComic
12-06-09
Happy Holidays
I am one of Santa's reindeer.
I'm too cool for Santa, Idiot!
I come in peace.
I hope your face falls off!
Oh, not again.
What about Easter, freakin' Reindeer!

 

by IamComic
12-07-09
The Truth about Christmas trees
Ok kids, today were going to learn about Christmas.
What's Christmas?
Well, let me explain and I'll tell you about Christmas and why we have Christmas trees.
What are Christmas trees made out of? Ours is made out of plastic.
Blasphemy!!!

 

by IamComic
12-07-09
Don't mess with Santa.
Hey, Hey, U remember that Christmas...
...Oh, that one where you got so drunk you punched Santa in the face.
What?
You don't remember that?
That's why I got a stocking stuffer of poop.

 

by IamComic
12-07-09
I little late.
Ha. I'm heere vor de Halloveen Partie.
The low temperature for your Christmas is going to be 25 degrees. There will be snow.
Vhat?
It's Christmas man.
But I rented this outfit!
Well, at least you have that cape thing.

 

Christmas just isn't what it used to be.
Did you hear about the sale at Bestbuy?
by IamComic, 12-08-09

 

by IamComic
12-08-09
You know, I just finished reading all these documents.
Really?
Yeah.
What are they all about?
Obama's Health Bill.

 

by IamComic
12-08-09
Wow, Chuck, what-a, what are you doing?
What ever I please, Gary! Why don't you go back to your cubicle and dig a hole or something!

 

by IamComic
12-13-09
Where do I remember this from?
Hmmm, it's so familiar...
Hey, who are you guys talking to?

 

Thats right, I've finallay beaten that freakin' reindeer.
by IamComic, 12-13-09

 

by IamComic
12-13-09
WHAAA
Hmmm
WHAAA
Hmmm
WHAAA
Yes, lets continue these singing lessons next week.

 

by IamComic
12-13-09
Argh matie.
Blubber Flubber
Yes, I would like dinner.
Dubber Rubber
Ye and Veggies
Tubber Mubber

 

by IamComic
12-13-09
beDOW,WINGaBing,BRow
He's so awesome
Ting-a-ling,Bow,bow chiga WOW!
MMM...So soulful.
Bing,bing, CHUNG
How do you break a string on an air guitar?

 

by IamComic
12-13-09
You know it is not cool to hurt Mr. Kitty.
boyomancambalan... cat.
Yeah well it doesn't matter now does it.
shomamblangalab...man
Thats the worst impression of Boomhauer ever.

 

I don't particularly like your humor, sir.
by IamComic, 12-13-09

 

by IamComic
12-13-09
So this is the new robotics department
yeah, well you know, when the thing hits the other thing, then there's just going to be one big thing there and... well, ya'know.
Hmmm, I see. Well, sounds like this "Thing" is going to be pretty awesome.
well, yeah, you see when the thing is done hitting the other thing and it finally takes off then... well, ya'know.
Yeah, your point is definitely hitting the nail on the head.
Yeah, I try to be as accurate as possible.

 

by IamComic
12-13-09
Do you want to meet next week and fight again?
I don't know... I mean, you're kind of immortal and I'm not.
Come on, I thought this could be like a fight club or something.
Wait, does that mean that you're just a figment of my sleep deprived imagination?
You have just entered............... The Twilight Zone

 

by IamComic
11-16-10
That was a fantastic office party Dan!
Well I try my absolute best to bring my A-game Mr. Ableton.
If I didn't know any better I would think that Dan is trying to suck up to Mr. Ableton so he can get a raise.
Well that's not going to happen because I personally sent Mr. Ableton a stripper for his birthday.
Dan, just on a personal note, I like parties much better than nasty, whorish strippers.
Well sir I understand that company policy only allows for high class, quote-unquote "mistresses".

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