All comics by IamTHEGamer

 

The Stupid Alien by IamTHEGamer 11-28-02
Today, Clion the stupid alien has decided he wants blow up earth the ol' fashion way, let's see if he succeeds... I Shall Blow Up Your Stupid Planet!!	Luckily A Fire Starts O Shit.	And We're Saved. I Could Do Better Comics but this is just a sample.

 

Adventures of Bastard McWallis&Crackhead McCoy, Part 1, #1 by IamTHEGamer 11-29-02
The Adventures of Bastard McWallis and Crackhead McCoy Begin... Hey, i'm Crackhead MCcoy And I'm Bastard McWallis, and this is USUCK RADIO!WE'RE ON THE AIR,CUZ U SUCK!!!	Today We Talk about Crack and Beer Shut Up Crackhead. I drink the beer around here. Thats it, I'm taking out my Flamethrower, you're toast buddy!	There'll be More Adventures To Come From Bastard McWallis and Crackhead McCoy later! Ow. Dude that's not cool. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Adventures of Bastard McWallis&Crackhead McCoy, Part 1, #2 by IamTHEGamer 11-29-02
Now That Crackhead McCoy is back from the hospital, another story begins.... Hey's Back for more, what'd I miss? O Not Much, I beat up some stupid ninja tutrles and saved USUCK Radio from being Nuked!	You're Drunk Aren't You? So what if I am?UR HIGH!	We'll Have More on What happens to Bastard Mcwallis in our next comic strip Thats it.It's GO TIME!Your Dead Now!!! What the Hell?

 

Adventures of Bastard McWallis&Crackhead McCoy, Part 1, #3 by IamTHEGamer 11-29-02
Bastard McWallis finds himself in a strange world... WA, WA, WHERE THE HELL AM I?! You're in a strange world!!	Listen Up, Bitch, you better tell me where I am or I'll eat your heart on a fine china plate!! OK,OK I'LL TELL YOU!You're drunk, and you're talking to a squirrel, where the hell do you think you are?	More on Bastard McWallis In the next strip... UUUHHH........China? This is gonna take a while.

 

Adventures of Bastard McWallis&Crackhead McCoy, Part 1, #4 by IamTHEGamer 11-29-02
The Story Unfolds.... Think back to what happened before you landed "here". Let's see.....I insulted crackhead,by saying he was high(Which he WAS)Then he thought he could kick my ass, instead I did some karate action moves and damn near killed him.	No, he was gonna kick your ass then you went "zap" Ya whatever you say space squirrel.It's so sad he doesn't know that once I figure a way out of here, I'm gonna EAT HIM!	The Story Unfolds....In the next strip. I can read your mind dumbass. Stupid space squirrel, he'll never know, WAIT!DAMN!

 

Adventures of Bastard McWallis&Crackhead McCoy, Part 1, #5 by IamTHEGamer 11-29-02
The story continues... OK, I won't acknowledge that last comment. Ok, what do I have to do to get out of here?	Ok, all you have to do is make a snowman appear. Ok, KAZAAM!	Bastard McWallis gets to leave. You're....crushing...me... YAY, I GET TO LEAVE THIS DUMP!see ya space squirrel, IN HELL!MUHAHA!

 

Adventures of Bastard McWallis&Crackhead McCoy, Part 1, #6 by IamTHEGamer 11-29-02
Bastard arrives back to reality... dude, where u been? a crazy ass fantasy world, with space squirrels and sum crazy ass shit!	Stop saying crazy ass! shut up you crazy ass mo fo!	The End... Forget it, let's just do USUCK RADIO now ok? ok u crazy ass crackhead.

 

Adventures of Bastard McWallis&Crackhead McCoy, Part 2, #1 by IamTHEGamer 11-30-02
Bastard and Crackhead take phone calls... Hey, we're back on USUCK RADIO taking your phone calls. yea,i'm gonna go take a leak *wink**wink* and smoke pot. DAMN DID I SAY THAT ON THE AIR?!o well.	A caller, let's see what he wants! Ok 1st caller you're on line 1! Yea, I've been listening to you guys for years and you do is smoke, smoke, drink, and smoke some more.Shouldn't you guys be arrested?	Crackhead answers the question, and astard returns. 1st off, this is a pirate radio station, so the cops can't find us.2nd, you should be arrested for an abnormal amount of stupidity in your brain! Dude, I am SO wasted, but I'll walk it off...

 

Adventures of Bastard McWallis&Crackhead McCoy, Part 2, #2 by IamTHEGamer 11-30-02
What Bastard walks of his drug use, Crackhead calls for a pizza. Hello? Get me a god damn pizza! What do you want on it?	UUUHHH, crack! Sir we can't do that, it's illegal.	Listen up bitch, I'm gonna come over there and kill your family if you don't give a god damn crack pizza!!! *Hangs up*

 

Adventures of Bastard McWallis&Crackhead McCoy, Part 2, #3 by IamTHEGamer 11-30-02
Bastard Answers Calls... Hello, this is USUCK pirate radio and we're on the air CUZ USUCK!We'll be taking sum more callers at this time, hello line 2 you're on the air. Hey, I'm with the M.others C.oncerned A.bout U.suck R.adio (MCAUR). I'm worried about my son listening to your drug abuse and overuse of alchohol, why don't you guys just die of an over dose?!!	Well mam the simple answer to that is, CUZ USUCK!!!!!!! Well that is it!MCAUR is going to you radio station and burn it down!	Ha!Fat Chance!This is pirate radio bitch!The police can't even find us!Burn in Hell! Well, I've never heard so much *Bastard cuts her off*

 

Adventures of Bastard McWallis&Crackhead McCoy, Part 2, #4 by IamTHEGamer 11-30-02
Bastard and Crackhead talk about the last caller You hear that woman?We're gonna find the MCAUR HQ and burn it down, and and any1 who escapes will be chained to trees and be beaten with shovels! Damn true, damn true.	Let's go Do it! Damn true, damn true.	Bastard and Crackhead decide to head the MCAUR HQ Stop saying that!! Damn true, damn true.

 

Adventures of Bastard McWallis&Crackhead McCoy, Part 2, #5 by IamTHEGamer 11-30-02
Bastard and Crackhead arrive at the MCAUR HQ Open up bitches!!!!WE GONNA KILL U!!!! Yea, you all gonna .....er....uummm....DIE!thats the word!	I dunno, should we open the door? Yea,let's see how they intend to kill us when i lite'em up with a flame thrower!	Bastard and Crackhead decide to leave the MCAUR HQ. THE END! Ouch, we should leave. Damn True, Damn True

 

Iamthegamer Talks Games with super trillionaire Bill Gates by IamTHEGamer 11-30-02
Iamthegamer Talks Games with super trillion-billionaire Bill Gates So Mr.Gates, since you're on top of the computer monopoly...i mean industry, why did you decide to go into games? Well, hey, there's never to many things to make,steal,buyout, or own!	You managed to buy Rare away from the long time player in the game business, Nintendo, why? Son, have you ever heard of the word "success". it's a word us rich fok like to make a lot of and we do, you poor prick!	Bill Gates melts at the thought of heaven. Thats it Mr.Gates!I sentence you to heaven! NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

Iamthegamer talks games with a Sony CEO AKA Mr. Moneybags by IamTHEGamer 11-30-02
Iamthegamer talks games with a Sony CEO, who would prefer to be called "Moneybags" So Mr. Moneybags, Sony decided to make the jump to games, and you've been doing great ever since, how does it feel? Feels great kid.Listen I don't got much time, so keep these questions rolling, I got a bunch of gc and xbox fanboys ready to maul me.	OK, so why did you decide to make the contract with take-2 to keep the gta series on your system til 04? Well, this is big business ,chump, either you get the big boys, or you live on the street, like yourself,you pathetic piece of shit.	Moneybags gets his ass kicked by fanboys. Well, you've learned a lot from the gta series, swearing,big business, the whole kit n' kaboodle, cept learning how to fight. Shit you're right, but their annoying whining could kill a third world country! "Yo ass is grass FOO!"!there's too many of them, ARGH!!

 

Adventures of Bastard McWallis&Crackhead McCoy, Part 3, #1 by IamTHEGamer 11-30-02
Crackhead and Bastard Decide to start a contest. Hey this is USUCK PIRATE RADIO, and we're on the radio CUZ U SUCK!! Today we're having a contest. This contest is too see who can kill the most people in 1 day..	Yes this contest was inspired the great game, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, and what you get if you win the contest is a talking squirrel! Here are the rules: You must go to Iraq, kill anyone that looks like they are in authority, then rush back to the phone booth on 34th street. and call the # next to the stripper poster of Candy Suxx.	The contest begins... On your mark,get your clips ready FIRE!!!!!!!!

 

The NGLF sends an UndrCvr Op. to take down Santa's regime by IamTHEGamer 12-01-02
The NGLF(National Gimpy Liberation Front) has sent in a Undercover Op. to take down Santa's regime Where's my God damn reindeer?I gotta go take over China, the biggest country in the world, and turn it into a colony of Santa's Capitalist Union! Jigs up Santa!Sure I don't look like a reindeer, but I AM!SO SHUT UR GOD DAMN MOUTH!	Why are you doing this? You've have pushed your capitalist goals&commercial interests too far. Millions of "good" boys and girls are rewarded each year, while the"bad" kids are left wanting. This is needs to be stopped.DIE!!	The NGLF Succeeds I'm melting!MELTING! My flamethrower of death has taken down Santa's evil Regime of terror and capitalism!MUHAHAHAHA!

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