Dude, you don't ask for jobs. You apply for one. If you are qualified then, you will be offered one based on your skills, college degree and credentials.
That's the shit I hate hearing. Are you actually telling me that I ain't qualified to be working for you?
How should I know if you are qualified or not. I don't even know what you are capable to do?
I can just shoot your red bald ass right now! What about that?
