All comics by Impetus

 

Crazy girl friend goulash by Impetus 5-15-03
My girl friend says I'm too intense and that I do crazy things for no reason.	I have no idea where she got that idea from...

 

Late night TV Special by Impetus 5-15-03
Do you see it? No...	Look closer. Next to the power cord. What does it say? Oh wait. There it is. It says, "Do not insert foreign objects."	Is a vibr... !!YES IT'S A FOREIGN OBJECT!!

 

Bar binge alley by Impetus 5-16-03
Watch this... What?	You're nothing more than a floating disembodied head and a blue sheet--subject to the endless taunting of an appearance-based society. While *my* socially acceptable corporeal existance is maintained!	Turn the lights back on.

 

Self-inflicted brain damage by Impetus 5-17-03
Bzzt...	Bzzt...	Bzzt... Bzzt...

 

Five little Pakistani children by Impetus 5-17-03
Whoa is me!	I built a new shelving unit for the garage but I've got 2 boxes of finishing nails left over and no more wood... What am I going to do?	Here kitty, kitty...

 

Five little Pakistani children redux! by Impetus 5-17-03
Whoa is me! I built a new shelving unit for the garage but I've still got 2 boxes of finishing nails left, no wood, and not enough money to get more... What am I going to do?	I do have a hammer though...	I've got it! Here, Kitty, Kitty!

 

Regurgitated split-pea soup by Impetus 5-19-03
Well! Heh heh! I'm pretty much out of ideas for new comics... Hmmmmmm...... Oh hey! I could read everyone else's for inspiration. Mmhmm...	That's..... Uhhh... Yeah... Oh dear God...	*sigh*

 

Blog journal retinal spooge by Impetus 5-25-03
We watched "The Hot Chick" last night. Very funny movie! I thought it had a fairly decent storyline as well. I liked the DVD too, it had lots of extra features and that's always fun. I think I am kind of like the Hot Chick. Maybe not because I am hot but just in the way that I have so much and I don't really appreciate it. Sometimes in life it's so easy to just think about more...	...And not, like, what you already have. Like pushing through to the next level, day after day, you know? What do you think about that?	Are you coming on to me?

 

There's a fly in my Cohoctah pie... by Impetus 6-12-03
[Subliminal Message] "I strongly condemn the killings, and I urge and call upon all of the free world...	...nations which love peace, to not only condemn the killings...	[/Subliminal Message] ...but to use every ounce of their power to prevent them from happening in the future"

 

The way it always is... by Impetus 2-04-04
		Hi!

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