All comics by Jaimi

 

by Jaimi
6-07-06
Luke meets a girl in a bar.
Hmm... She's hot.
Hey Baby, Looking for a good time?
Nice boobs...
Well, If you're not going to say anything...
Wanna get married?
!?!

 

by Jaimi
6-07-06
Turned down again.
Whats bothering you, Son?
I'm lonely.
Do not be too concerned with the affairs of men. Look to your spiritual health, and all will soon follow.
Are you busy tonight?

 

by Jaimi
6-07-06
Luke wakes up in a cold sweat.
Wow, what a terrible dream. I dreamt I was in a church and hit on Jesus!
I can't even remember what I did last night.
Hey lover, do you have any toothpaste I can borrow?

 

by Jaimi
6-09-06
Do I look fat in this dress?
I can't believe I have to get married to a chicken. Who would have thought you could get pregnant after doing it just one time.
I used my Comb for a veil, and saved nearly 5 dollars!
How could this day possibly get any worse?
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today...

 

by Jaimi
6-09-06
The realities of married life start to settle in...
Did you use my toothbrush again?
?
It's Kind of gross picking up a wet toothbrush.
What a douchebag.
Okay. I'll use another brush to clean out my Cloaca. Jeez.

 

by Jaimi
5-05-08
Elam learns about websurfing at work. The hard way.
Bummer, dude. You should have been more careful with your surfing.
I have no idea how the goat porn got on my box. No one told me it was against the rules, anyway! You're new wife is hot. Think she'd dig an old guy like me? Babes love me, I'm a bonafide chick magnet.
hmm...
I look mighty cute in these jeans, too. You know the other day, my sons girlfriend was coming on to me... it's kind of hot here, isn't it? Aaaarrrgghhhh!!!!!
Sorry, I couldn't take much more of that.
He'll be back. They always come back.

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