Death by Joey7-05-03 Life sucks time to die. Here I go. Hey Im death. Why are you here?To stop me? No,free popcorn.
Dream #1 by Joey7-05-03 Okay,I had this dream that I was walking in a grave yard. I knew I needed to meet someone. And when I get there some frozen guy slide a TV at me and Hamtoro was on. Thats fucked up. Tell me about it.
Dream #2. by Joey7-05-03 Well, what does it mean? Don't know.Come on i'll by you a milkshake. ? He had to go,what about that milkshake. *read first*Huh, what happened to Jerry?
P-e-r-v-e-r-d spells perverd! by Joey7-05-03 Where the heck are we? Don't know. Stop looking down my shrit, perverd. Huh, im sorry?
Im a gamenow hater! by Joey7-05-03 Excuse me Mr.Dinosuar? What is it lady? Are you hoping to create a forest fire? Of course not!I'm hoping to create an old lady fire. well I never! Yep,them old gals flare right up.
Computer+kids=Pure horror. by Joey7-05-03 Man,she is hot. Jimmy,dinner! One second mom,I'm looking at naked girls!
A day with death #1. by Joey7-05-03 Hmmm. You have work to do,some kid wants to drive a nail in his eye. Well life sucks time to die. Well here I go. Hi im death.
A day with death. by Joey7-05-03 Why are you here?To stop me? No,free popcorn. And so death sent the corpse to hell. My work is done. Welcome,TO HELL! Drats.
Why chatlines are still up. by Joey7-05-03 Hey buddy, s'up? woah.alamak.com They always call me gay, and fucking tard. I'll make the call to shut down that site. It was a girl!It was a Girl!A Girl was on the phone! Wow I bet this is what sex feels like.
Sooo sexy. by Joey7-05-03 Sooo....how did you do on that exam? Say that again. Errr.. how did you do on that exam? Man am I hot for you right now. ?
Cry me a river. by Joey7-05-03 One day Forest was walking in the park....... Hey,you're that guy from penny arcade! Fuck off. Insulted by my own hero. I said Fuck off,prick. Well, fuck you. Cry me a river.
And then there was two. by Joey7-05-03 We are the only ones left on earth, we must repopulate. With a bird?! Yes,thats pretty much what im saying. Goddamn, I shall end it right here! What did you think he was going to do? Ahhhhhhhh!! Haha you're on fire!
Me and my clone. by Joey7-05-03 Hey,do you do cloning? Hell yhea. Now I never did it correct but.... Hey good looking. Hey good looking.
Dear god........ by Joey7-05-03 Why did you call me over to this place? Just wait........ I really hope this works. Wow it did work.Now I can contact Jesus.
This Is the end (again) by Joey7-05-03 God,I am in my freind boddy so I can talk to you....... Whatever,i'll grant you a wish Cool. ?
Comedy central. by Joey7-05-03 Thank you Ronnie! Now our next guest speaker is.......Satan! Hi im hmm Satan and...
Play video games. by Joey7-05-03 Look all I want to do is play Mario party. Don't worry its easy. All you have to do is turn of the radio,turn it to input 15,plug in the nintendo,put in the graphic and adudio cord,and turn it on.Its only 4 remotes. I , huh love you.
obsissions by Joey7-05-03 "Kiss me Johnathon" If only it was that easy. Hey Kelly,umm.... I need sex.
Unlikly marriage. by Joey7-05-03 Hey dumbass,whats with the dumb smile? I love you. I could just cry.
Hippy Joe returns. by Joey7-05-03 Hey man,peace brother. Oh god a Zombie! I like need a operation dude. Yhea can you stay in the trunk?
Return of Hippy Joe. by Joey7-05-03 So when can we see Hippy? Don't know 5 hours maybe. Sooo.... soo....
Hippy Joe Does return. by Joey7-05-03 Hello will you be interested in purchasing some camcorders,cellphones,or pagers? Haw. Oh god!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pretty....
Hippy Joe:aftermath. by Joey7-05-03 Baw,baw I R very sorry. That was a very bad thig you done! He might die this time! I dun say I sorry. Ow, okay.
Untitled by Joey7-05-03 To take you to HELL! Why you here? Whelp here we go. Are you satan? Why yes,yes I am.
Hookers by Joey7-05-03 Hey man,im going to go get some Russian hookers. Wait,don't you have a girlfreind? errrrer.... yes.
Why do woman need to be like that? by Joey7-05-03 Look,Ronnie i'm breaking up....,.,....,,we can still be freinds. Wait!Damnit! You too?
News flash. by Joey7-06-03 Hello I am the Taliban person telling you I made a mistake in "The people" The man in the blue shrit is Eric and the man in the red is Brain.