All comics by JohnRyan

 

by JohnRyan
3-27-07
March 18, 1984. Dear Diary, Today was a fun day. I slaughtered the Ice Cream man because he over charged me a buck, what an asshole, that pissed me off so much, is there something wrong with me?
But what will my mom say? She would probbaly say...
BUTCH, you little shit, what have you done now?
Well, who knows...

 

by JohnRyan
3-27-07
June 5, 2004. Dear Diary, Through my eyes I've seen the monster that I have become. Was it wrong? Was it right?
Even though I have the heads of every one of my victims, doesn't mean that I'm crazy.
Or does it?

 

by JohnRyan
3-27-07
October 15, 1997. Dear Diary, today I went down in the cellar to see the remains of my victims. The first one was , well my first victim. it was the Ice Cream Man
I wonder what the 4 heads in the next room are doing
??????
OomPa
LoomPa
DoopaDe
Do

 

by JohnRyan
3-31-07
Alright Gene, I know you stole that money from the boss, so i'm going to teach you a lesson. Into the next room NOW
As the boss waited ...
GENE: AHHHH!!!!!, STOP STOP OH GOD STOP bunnyman: Take that you little bitch.
Now can we eat

 

by JohnRyan
3-31-07
Hey Rick I was just... OH GOD!!!!!!!!!
You got blood all over me!!!

 

by JohnRyan
3-31-07
Oh, I've been waiting for this a long time
come on bugs
To Be Continued...

 

by JohnRyan
3-31-07
Thanks for shooting that rabbit
Hey
That's the rabbits' arm
I've killed them both

 

by JohnRyan
4-01-07
So, can you do it
Yes, I'm a Professional
So, is she dead? Is my wife dead?
Your wife?

 

by JohnRyan
4-03-07
The Worst President EVER!!!!
I'm the President or not, If a bill comes on my desk about pulling troops out of Iraq, I will veto it.
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!
Its Not Nucular its Nuclear, get it right you DUMBASS

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