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by KazaTan
12-30-01
So Kurashima i heard you bin making some cartoons.
Yeah?!
yeah, theyre shite.

 

by KazaTan
12-30-01
hello
AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
sit down before you have a heart attack
k
now where were we
thats what i was thinking

 

by KazaTan
1-05-02
W00T W00T W00T
YAY! YAY! YAY!
W00T W00T W00T
OWNZ! OWNZ! OWNZ!
W00T W00T W00T
Now to create one with a bigger vocabulary.

 

by KazaTan
1-05-02
i need your name sir
he cannot be serious
i need your name sir
hmmm
YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME! I HAVE YOUR NUMBER PLATE!

 

by KazaTan
1-05-02
this hurts
im gonna pwn j00
that is... when i get some new shoes.

 

by KazaTan
1-09-02
Average Rating 1
Average Rating 1
Average Rating 1

 

by KazaTan
1-09-02
Look what i have
Do you want what i have in this box?
I promise it will please you ;)
Is this comic strip just sick or what?
U can unwrap it if you want
Umpalla-Keelyasum Klinn Ba im le WTF im SAY???

 

by KazaTan
1-18-02
and you thought only microsoft could come up with a stupid cokamamey idea of using a paperclip that talks to people in their programs.
wow were you wrong
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE READING A COMIC...

 

by KazaTan
1-18-02
I took drugs...
... and drunk too much ...
...what will my mother think?
Do you think she'll let me off?
After all, she is the queen.

 

by KazaTan
6-23-02
Somewhere in an alliance channel on IRC...
Automated High Alert Bot: Function 1 Enabled: Begin::
Beep...
Beep...

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
Maximum security jail...
I cant beleive they shut us up in here!
READING: Andrew... Blah blah blah blah hmmm hmm blah bleh.
Are you listening to me? Im gonna kill myself...
Ok.. heres the deal...
aaaaaaaagggghhhh!!! Crunch!!
According to this, our orders are to fix the bars and then ... Oh for pities sake!!! Not another one.

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
Hello bill. Still here then?
Hohoho! Hohoho!
Im suprised you havent been moved to a Psychiatric Hospital yet.
Hohoho! I was once before. Hoho! They sent me back.
Oh really? Why was that?
Hohoho! Well i made freinds with one of the workers and when they came in to fix the bars on my window, i nicked their hammer and smashed their head in. Hohohoho!

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
Hi.
Hi.
You know what i read?
No. What?
That all Prison Handymen were clones.
Oh well that doesnt afect me. Im the infamous Prison-Handyman-Lookalike Killer.

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
We'll hello again pupils, or should i say deciples...
Clearly i am owning you all. This will be my four millionth comic strip.
Don't disbeleive me. I'm teling the truth...

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
My name is Dexx, and here is my amazing but true story...
It involves intrigue, a fair amount of nonsense...
and a gratuitous helping of sex and violence...

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
A long long long time ago... In a microsoft studio not so far away:
Soooo... where should i conquer next?
A long long long time ago... In a microsoft studio not so far away:
Whats this? A new website making comic strips?
A long long long time ago... In a microsoft studio not so far away:
WITH A CULT FOLLOWING?! I_must assimilate!

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
And so the Microsoft paperclip made its way to the StripCreator website...
Aha! Yes, this looks like a good prospect...
Bill will be very happy with me if i can capture this investment prospect!
And i don't see any resistance!

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
Back at Microsoft headquarters:
I have found an investment opportunity sire.
Brief me on this opportunity...
We'll its a website for people with artistic flair with a want to make comics.
How will this be profitable?
Well i thought we could ad in say 20 to 30 banner ads per page.
Good idea. Anything else?

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
Yeah, i thought we could filter all the information from the comics...
and create many publications based on them. Like...
'The comic makers dictionary' or 'An insiders view to comic making, by Bill Gates'
Hmmm. Best stick to our most profitable option...

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
... make the site a redirection site to Microsoft Windows Update...
Where we can find out everything about the user. Including...
their credit card details, and a complete list of everything to do with them.

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
now GO! go GET this site... and increase my WEALTH!
YES SIR!!
muhahahahahahah!!!

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
Back on Earth...
I must take a disguise so fool the incompetent human website owners!
Muhahahahaohaohahoahohoho!!!
and i shall call myself 'Dex'

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
At a strip creator dot com convention...
Hello human, I am Dex. I am new to Strip Creator Dot Com.
Oh bugger dude. I thought i was the first to come up with a name which phonetically spells Decks.
At a strip creator dot com convention...
Yes, indeed.
Oh well. My name is much l33ter because it has an extra x.
At a strip creator dot com convention...
You are xdex?
No, im DexX. Anyways, you say you're new? Where'd you come from?

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
Still at the strip creator dot com convention...
Im from Micro... err Microtown.
Phew, i thought you were going to say Microsoft. If you did, i'd have to kill you.
Still at the strip creator dot com convention...
Really? And how do you intend to do that? I mean, how, if i were from microsoft, would you do that?
I'd give you a virus. A computer virus. And all your servers would be afflicted.
Still at the strip creator dot com convention...
Oh i see. I wouldnt bother, all our servers are highly protected.
AHA! Gotcha! I knew you were from microsoft, no one from SC.com uses the santa image in july!!

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
This part is elven?
Eleven, not elven you idiot!
Back to the convention...
You will never catch me!
Oh yeah?!
Hahahaha!
I have a plan.

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
HEY! Hey PAPERCLIP! I need some help with MS WORD!!
What is your problem?
YOU!!!!
aAAAgGGGhHHH!!!
Power to the gfx artists! YEAH!!

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
Back on the Microsoft Mothership...
damn useless paperclip. I KNEW i should have used a Pencil Sharpener.
Maybe this little aquisition has too big a following to be worth the hassle?
hmmmm... yes it is.

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
Obviously, this actually took place over several decades...
But i had to shorten it, for the sake of bandwidth...
The emphasis is the same though. You know, i saved the site, and drew some more pictures to celerate. Such as...

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
wtf am i gonna be used for?
Were hard.
Very, hard.
And they are just a few of my characters, or as i like to call them. Altrnate personalities...

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
So basically, as i said. Im a superhero around here.
Thank you for viewing. Oh and yes this is my four MILLIONTH comic strip.
I DexX actually control ALL stripcreator members through subliminal messaging in my images! Thanyou for giving me your ideas. I will speak to you (myself) on the forums. Muhahahahaha!
NB, i actually control Bill too. He was one of my earliest pictures. Gatesy as i like to call him. You are all under the controll of the DexX corporation known only as Hugehard Incorporated.

 

by KazaTan
6-24-02
Back at Stripcreator dot com...
So DexX, whatcha been up to?
Watching the game...
Drinking a bud.
TRUE

 

by KazaTan
6-25-02
A pimp and a lawyer were in the cue for a bus...
Infront of them:
Boy. I'd like to screw her!
Out of what?

 

by KazaTan
6-25-02
Two men were on top of a building...
I betcha fifty bucks i can fly to that building and come and land right back here again.
I hate to take advantage of pissed people, but YOUR ON!
A few seconds later...
Bloody hell! Do it again!!

 

by KazaTan
6-25-02
A few seconds later...
Woooooh!! Thats SO cool! Do it again!!
Ok, but when ive done it this time you have to do it. k?
Yeah man!

 

by KazaTan
6-25-02
Wow, we must be well drunk to be able to do this!!
A few seconds later...
K, you go...
k
Another man joins them...
Hey, whats up?

 

by KazaTan
6-25-02
Hes gonna fly...
Aaaaaagggghhhhh.h...
Damn you're evil when your drunk superman!

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
8 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Heya boys, if you wanna date me text "Maura" to 89182
Heylow youw westerrn mayel peepol. "Telise" to 89182
4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .0. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Hi im Fred i like dressing up as your biggest fantasies. "Fred" to 89182
They're paying me 5 bucks to do this. "Ben" to 89187 err 2 not 7.
¤ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .free? . . . . . . . . . .
Ebligomag grandligo pantratil moasexor. "Plintantipuf" pleh 89182
Take me. Take me. Take me now. "Holly" to you, sailor. text 89182

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
mmmmmm....
...underage :D :D :)
He who drinks Australian...
SEXOR!!

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
dcomposed in the outback...
Give me your semen!
-=!!!=-
back home...
It's hard getting kangaroo semen! They fight back!

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
Geeez..
This plague is just getting worse and worse.

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
Agent 001 receives his orders:
READING: Your quest should you chose to accept it is to find the missing president of America.
It is thought that he has been abduted by a wing of an evil terrorist network.
this message will self destruct in 2 seconds.
Agent 002 receives his orders:

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
Pray tell. What is the secret of eternal wisdom?
You must be wise to understand.
Hit me.
Physically?
continued.......
I can't tell you the answer to that question.
We'll then i cant tell you the answer to your question.

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
Why?
The law of Equals.
What? Like seven add seven equals fourteen?.
Something like that.
Continued...
I don't beleive in that law though. It's not something you'll be arrested for.
Oh you'd be suprised.

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
Could you be more vague?
Only if you paid me.
We'll im not going to.
Then i won't be any more vague.
Continued...
Will you just answer my question?!
Sure.

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
Well go on then...
Go on what?
Answer my question!
I did.
Continued...
What?! What the hell are you on?!
I'm not answering another of your questions till you answer my question.

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
WHAT!! What question was that?
I said no more questions from you, till you answer mine.
OMFG!! You're mad!
You forgot your trousers.
continued...
No i didn't.
Oh. This is a style?

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
Yes.
ok.
I just answered one of your questions! Now you will answer one of mine!
Maybe.
continued....
What do you mean?! MAYBE???
exactly.

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
How can i get you to answer my first question?!
You could pay me.
*sigh* OK. Just ANSWER it damn you!
It is written in the stars that as Mercury crosses paths with Jupiter and you simultaneously scrape a potato peanuts may rule the world.
continued...
WTF?!??!?!! ?!?!?!? EH!?!!!!!!!! !! !!!! ! !
Well you paid me didn't you?

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
YEAH! TO ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION BOUT ETERnAL WISDOM!!
Yes. But thats not all you paid me for.
OMFG! You're completely LOONEY!
When the peanuts DO rule the world im gonna be a hat for their leader.
The End.
AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Heh. Loser. What an easy way to make twent bucks.

 

by KazaTan
6-26-02
Green?
Grey?
Purple?

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