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by KeiichiMorisato
12-07-01
fucking motherfuck!
shit god ass BITCH-TITS
mother shit ass god cock.
fucking mothershit!
MOTHER...GOD ASS SHIT HILLBILLY.
oh, he so secksi!

 

by KeiichiMorisato
12-07-01
What is this!?
WEAK HU-MAN! I WILL CRUSH YOU!
Oh, no he dain't!
It's almost like Jerry Springer!
CRUSH! DEATH! DOOM!
Oh, HELL no.
Ah, yet another bad comic!
OH GOD NO! IT BURNS!
Das whut I thawt. Beeyatch.

 

by KeiichiMorisato
12-07-01
Ho-ho-ho!
Get up off my nutz.
That's rude! I'm not on anyone's "Nutz"! I demand an apology!
That's it, fat man. It's go-time.
30 minutes later:
Goddamn mouthy goats.
Awwwww, shit.

 

by KeiichiMorisato
12-07-01
I'm not Gabe...Work with me, here, people.
Hooray for E-bay!
I AM TEH COMPOOTAR
Waiting...Waiting...
Only a few more days, and then I get that sweet-ass Gundam model!
E WINNOR IS YUO
TEH PUNCHLINES?!??!
GodDAMN it, another Asian child! Screw you, E-bay!
SUCKY SUCKY, FIE DORRAH!

 

by KeiichiMorisato
12-07-01
REVENGE!
Sod-jah boi?! ME SO HAWNEE FO YOO!
Note: I am leaving
Shut up. Stay here. Don't burn anything.
WHEA YOO GO?!
Trouble brewing!
E WUNNOR IS EM!??!? :{{{
HURREY FUR EBAY LIKE BORNEO

 

by KeiichiMorisato
12-07-01
Fucking Bus. Takes for-fucking-ever.
A Squirrel?
I AM WAITING FOR THE BUS
MEANWHILE, AT HOME:
ME WANT SUCKY!
I BRING MY FRIEND HAHA!

 

by KeiichiMorisato
12-07-01
Revenge is at hand!
I run ebay!
DUN DUN DUN!
THANK YOU, SATAN!
Ow! Fuck!
BACK AT HOME:

 

by KeiichiMorisato
12-07-01
Back Home!
Oh, shit! Where'd the Asian girl go?
Somewhere in Nebraska
ME SO HO-NEE!
Wea da say-rah boi?!
Resolution? Or laziness?
Never-fucking-mind.
A WENNUR ES STRONG BADS

 

by KeiichiMorisato
12-07-01
observation!
I've noticed something. There aren't any black people in these strips.
What the fuck is up with that?
TEH PUNCHING OF LINES?!???!?!?
Oh, hey, Shaniqua.
Word up.

 

by KeiichiMorisato
12-08-01
DISCOVERY!
OH MY GOD!
What?
YOU'RE VASH THE STAMPEDE!
Um...No, no I'm not.
FEAR!
Wait. No, you're not. Shit. I wet myself all for nothing. YOU WASTED MY URINE!
Maybe you didn't WASTE it, big boy.

 

by KeiichiMorisato
12-08-01
Round Two! Fight!
HU-MAN! I AM REBORN! PREPARE FOR YOUR CRUSHING!
Look over there!
VERY WELL. I SHALL, BUT THIS WILL MAKE YOUR CRUSHING MORE PAINFUL! AND CRUSH...ING...LIKE. BUT WORSE.
Shee-it, beyatch looks even worse from da otha side.
WINNER IS FAT WIGGER-BITCH!
GOD DAMN IT. NOT AGAIN.
This shit be too easy.

 

by KeiichiMorisato
12-10-01
Massage Master 5000? Do you have any idea how insane that sounds?
I AM THE MASSAGE MASTER 5000. INPUT A MASSAGE INTENSITY SETTING.
Hm. I may as well. Feather light. That sounds good.
"Hard-Drive"? Do you have any idea how insane that sounds?
YOU HAVE SELECTED "HARD-DRIVE". ENJOY.
Well, I'm sure it's just read the wrong setting. I know which button I hit.
Stupid Hu-man? Do you have any idea how insane that sounds?
HAHAHAHAHA! STUPID HU-MAN!
OH DEAR LORD! THE HARD-DRIVE!

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