This is the worst comic EVER. by KeiichiMorisato12-07-01 fucking motherfuck! shit god ass BITCH-TITS mother shit ass god cock. fucking mothershit! MOTHER...GOD ASS SHIT HILLBILLY. oh, he so secksi!
Another awful comic. by KeiichiMorisato12-07-01 What is this!? WEAK HU-MAN! I WILL CRUSH YOU! Oh, no he dain't! It's almost like Jerry Springer! CRUSH! DEATH! DOOM! Oh, HELL no. Ah, yet another bad comic! OH GOD NO! IT BURNS! Das whut I thawt. Beeyatch.
Bad Comics: Good and Good for You! by KeiichiMorisato12-07-01 Ho-ho-ho! Get up off my nutz. That's rude! I'm not on anyone's "Nutz"! I demand an apology! That's it, fat man. It's go-time. 30 minutes later: Goddamn mouthy goats. Awwwww, shit.
A plot? Sweet Jesus! (Part One) by KeiichiMorisato12-07-01 I'm not Gabe...Work with me, here, people. Hooray for E-bay! I AM TEH COMPOOTAR Waiting...Waiting... Only a few more days, and then I get that sweet-ass Gundam model! E WINNOR IS YUO TEH PUNCHLINES?!??! GodDAMN it, another Asian child! Screw you, E-bay! SUCKY SUCKY, FIE DORRAH!
Sweet Jesus! (Part Two) by KeiichiMorisato12-07-01 REVENGE! Sod-jah boi?! ME SO HAWNEE FO YOO! Note: I am leaving Shut up. Stay here. Don't burn anything. WHEA YOO GO?! Trouble brewing! E WUNNOR IS EM!??!? :{{{ HURREY FUR EBAY LIKE BORNEO
Sweet Jesus! (Part Three) by KeiichiMorisato12-07-01 Fucking Bus. Takes for-fucking-ever. A Squirrel? I AM WAITING FOR THE BUS MEANWHILE, AT HOME: ME WANT SUCKY! I BRING MY FRIEND HAHA!
Sweet Jesus! (Part...part whatever.) by KeiichiMorisato12-07-01 Revenge is at hand! I run ebay! DUN DUN DUN! THANK YOU, SATAN! Ow! Fuck! BACK AT HOME:
Sweet Jesus! (End) by KeiichiMorisato12-07-01 Back Home! Oh, shit! Where'd the Asian girl go? Somewhere in Nebraska ME SO HO-NEE! Wea da say-rah boi?! Resolution? Or laziness? Never-fucking-mind. A WENNUR ES STRONG BADS
Introducing Shaniqua! by KeiichiMorisato12-07-01 observation! I've noticed something. There aren't any black people in these strips. What the fuck is up with that? TEH PUNCHING OF LINES?!???!?!? Oh, hey, Shaniqua. Word up.
Awww, shit. by KeiichiMorisato12-08-01 DISCOVERY! OH MY GOD! What? YOU'RE VASH THE STAMPEDE! Um...No, no I'm not. FEAR! Wait. No, you're not. Shit. I wet myself all for nothing. YOU WASTED MY URINE! Maybe you didn't WASTE it, big boy.
round two! by KeiichiMorisato12-08-01 Round Two! Fight! HU-MAN! I AM REBORN! PREPARE FOR YOUR CRUSHING! Look over there! VERY WELL. I SHALL, BUT THIS WILL MAKE YOUR CRUSHING MORE PAINFUL! AND CRUSH...ING...LIKE. BUT WORSE. Shee-it, beyatch looks even worse from da otha side. WINNER IS FAT WIGGER-BITCH! GOD DAMN IT. NOT AGAIN. This shit be too easy.
Ugh. I've had too much sugar. by KeiichiMorisato12-10-01 Massage Master 5000? Do you have any idea how insane that sounds? I AM THE MASSAGE MASTER 5000. INPUT A MASSAGE INTENSITY SETTING. Hm. I may as well. Feather light. That sounds good. "Hard-Drive"? Do you have any idea how insane that sounds? YOU HAVE SELECTED "HARD-DRIVE". ENJOY. Well, I'm sure it's just read the wrong setting. I know which button I hit. Stupid Hu-man? Do you have any idea how insane that sounds? HAHAHAHAHA! STUPID HU-MAN! OH DEAR LORD! THE HARD-DRIVE!