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by KittenToucher
11-19-06
Hey why are we here?
Well, I got an email inviting badly drawn animals to meet by the bushes at noon.
That's not funny.
No, not really.

 

by KittenToucher
11-19-06
AHA! I'm a fuckin' ninja!!!
Oh, you're good.

 

by KittenToucher
11-19-06
And in other news, our weather girl Diane has been awarded with the "meteorologist of the year" title....
and by "awarded" I mean diagnosed and by "meteorologist of the year" I mean cancer.
Over to you Diane.

 

by KittenToucher
11-21-06
Hey! Aren't you the Pets.com sock puppet?!
That's me!
Wow! Haven't heard from you in a couple of years! Whatcha been up to?
Meth.

 

by KittenToucher
11-21-06
Hello, you're watching the Channel 3 news at six I'm Mike Mitchell and leading your news this hour....
two young asian girls have been awarded the "key to the city" for saving a runaway school bus of 4th graders. Lets go live on the scene to reporter Michael Richards..Michael?
NIGGERS!!! AHHHH NIGGERS NIGGGERRRRRRRSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

by KittenToucher
11-22-06
When your ex runs the teleprompter.
Welcome to the Channel 3 news at six, I'm Susan Brown..
and I'm Mike Mitchell, topping the news this hour...
It seems I'm a dickless douchebag who not only has the attention span of a 3 year old, but the matching libido to boot..and did I mention the raging case of genital herpes?
When we come back, Roger's got the inside scoop on those unforgettable Christmas cookie recipes...
I'm addicted to child pornography!!!

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