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by Knashk4
3-19-03

 

by Knashk4
3-19-03
two friends meet...
I think you are taking video games way to far.
Why do you think that?
the plot thickens...
For instance: one time you nearly ran over a guy, rolled down your window and yelled "run, fool, run!"
Yeah, that was pretty funny.
the finish.
I think you have crossed the line between video games and reality.
There's a line now?

 

by Knashk4
3-19-03
in Hell
Do you know why you are here?
I guess I wasn't such a good kid...
I guess not, huh?
I like SpongeBob
The aftermath
Welcome to heaven, I guess Satan got scared and ran away.
I know Spongebob is evil, but not THAT evil!

 

by Knashk4
3-19-03
Such a little girl...
Be nice!
What's wrong, shrimp girl?
That's it! I am getting my brother!
I was just kidding!

 

by Knashk4
3-19-03

 

by Knashk4
3-19-03
It's getting hot in here...
So take off all your clothes...
I was just kidding!

 

by Knashk4
3-19-03
It is time...
What? I'm too young to die!
Playing DDR for 24 hours straight is what killed you.
I just got it! I was excited!
You should know that that game has caused mass heart attacks. You had one and died, so it is time to go.
Wow... so I'm an angel.

 

by Knashk4
3-19-03
You shall be defeated by me you scum bag!
My pole is blue.
!
Give up! You are surrounded!
We have defeated the union and now control the entire United States!... Ah, who cares... let's get an ice cream.
My thoughts exactly.

 

by Knashk4
3-19-03
He is chanting...
Mamoro... shitaka... omotoro...
Poof!
The Grim Reaper appears...
You requested my presence?

 

by Knashk4
3-19-03
I know this comic starts slow.
What is your wish?
But it will pick up.
I am burn the demon, I have summoned you here because you are going to help me take over the world!
For such a little demon, you have high hopes...
When I find out what I want to do with it...
What do you mean by that?
I mean, do you have any real powers?

 

by Knashk4
3-19-03
We shall leave for Earth as soon as you are ready.
Ok, just let me get my good robe on, first...
And sharpen my Scythe
I have a feeling you don't want to go...
I do! Just not with you.

 

by Knashk4
3-19-03
He is getting ready.
He chants
Otaka... shimuru... onatorik...
What do you want?

 

by Knashk4
3-20-03
... So I need some kind of powers so I can impress the Grim Reaper.
Well, considering you aren't a very powerful person to begin with, there is only so much I can do.
Well, anything is better then nothing.
Well... I will give you the powers of teleportation and flame breath.
You now have the power.

 

by Knashk4
3-20-03
... I'm bored...
Get a life beyond video games, then.
I hear something coming.
Hopefully the psyche ward...
What is that?

 

by Knashk4
3-20-03
Who are you?
They call me Burn
How did I get here?
I summoned you here.
And so Burn summons the kid and now has the kid under his control using his "mind reading" [torture] powers. What shall he do to the kid? Only time will tell. And what about the Grim Reaper?

 

by Knashk4
3-20-03
He is new at the job...
Is anyone there?
OK, you should do well, my apprentice.
Let's see how he does...
Hello, I am a Jehovah Witness here to talk to you about the bible.
Hey! You were the person we sent to get the prostitutes, right?
It blew up in his face...
He was just kidding!

 

by Knashk4
3-20-03
A letter from one of our fans at StickDeath.com! What does it say?
Dear sticks, we who view your violent comics are offended because some of our kids have access to these sites as well.
Well, isn't it your job to watch your kids and make sure they don't go into these sites?
The letter goes on: "also, I do not approve of the cheap punch lines you add to the end of every comic soon after one of your sticks die. If you do not change your ways, I will have to sue you.
Well, we do have a disclaimer on our website? What else do you need?
This?

 

by Knashk4
3-20-03
Why are most blonde jokes one liners?
... I dunno... why
So you can get them.
Oh...

 

by Knashk4
3-20-03
Hello, I am Clippit, though nothing more then a metal wire, I can help find what you need and keep it all together.
Satan made you, didn't he?
What do you mean by that?
You know, coming at inapropriate times, causing misery and misfortune to everyone you meet...
No, what you should be accusing is Windows computers and Microsoft, I just do what I am programed to do.
Why was he made, again?

 

by Knashk4
3-20-03
Hello, here once again is the Jehovah's Witness priest! Here to convert people to Christ!
Ok, I am going to give you a second chance, do it right this time!
Hello, sir, I am here to talk to you about Christ.
Hey! I got a better idea! Let's play Yu-Gi-Oh!
Certainly! Just let me get my cards from the car...Crap...

 

by Knashk4
3-20-03
Hello, I am a Jehovah's Witness here to speak with you about Christ!
Hey! Playgirl Bunnies in the back!

 

by Knashk4
3-20-03
In case you are wondering... TPatDHtDwT isn't jumbled letters.
Hello, I am a Jehovah's Witness here to convert people to Christ.
I think you have the wrong place...
It is the name of the previous comic :The Priest at the Door How to Deal with Them.
It's just too much to type. This will probably be my last of these, though...

 

by Knashk4
6-12-03
The confrontation...
What are you doing here?
I had the wierdest idea to do something mean to you.
The "mean thing"
Why is that?
You are a big idiot
The ending
How was that?
What? That's it? You have no evil in you, do you?

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