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by Kowalski
3-08-03
My name is rick
Let's have some sex!

 

by Kowalski
3-08-03
Kowalski, what are you doing.
Making fun of the desperate folk on here who always want to cyber!
Why?
Listen to this...RED_ROY says: any ladeez wanna cyber press 69
And how to you intend on maikg fun of them?
Kowalski says:69

 

by Kowalski
3-08-03
What's this? America at war?
Again?
Stupid Drudge Report!

 

by Kowalski
3-08-03
*Amazing X10 Cam! Guarantees you will see naked women, irregardless of where you are!*
....
This is getting pathetic.

 

by Kowalski
3-08-03
Rick! Will you make me some toast?
Why? You need to get away from the computer, make it yourself, James.
I can't. If I leave, Shaun will wipe out my defenses, and then my tithanius ubercrystals will be harnessed!
?
...or something like that.
You're an Uberdork.

 

by Kowalski
3-08-03
AH! Crap! My harvesters are hungry! No, my starport! This guy plays too erratically!
Noo! He blew up my ship! I lose...Who is this guy?
And yay, on the 8th day, god created Plasma Projectile Cannons, and they were good.

 

by Kowalski
3-08-03
To what?
Say no to peace?
You brought that on yourself.

 

by Kowalski
3-08-03
...I picked her a daisy from my garden, and told her it was the best apple brown betty I have ever had.
You are so sweet! I totally admire a guy who is close to his mother!
Do you like Star Wars?

 

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by Kowalski
3-08-03
Okay, I'll meet you there at six pm!
DUDE! You know that internet girl! Were meeting! Today!
Well, this should be interesting. It got him away from his computer.
YAY!!!!!

 

by Kowalski
3-08-03
Where did she say she was going to meet you?
Just up the street here, at the used car place.
What if she's really ugly.
I got that covered, she sent me a pic! We're almost there.
This doesn't look good, does it?

 

4
by Kowalski
3-08-03
Dude, don't worry about it...Internet love never works out in the end....
But, I really liked her, and...
How do you know you liked her? You just talked to her on the 'net. She coulda been faking her niceness.
But, there's also the possibility she wasn't!
Man, life goes on...at least you didn't get to know her that well.
Yeah, I guess you're right...

 

by Kowalski
3-08-03
SHE'S ALIVE! We wen't to the wrong used car lot!
I'm not coming this time, I refuse to see you make an ass of yourself.
Come on, man. Your my best friend. You need to come....
Nothing on earht would make me come with you again!
I am such an idiot...
!!!

 

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by Kowalski
3-08-03
Which one is she?
I'm not sure...

 

by Kowalski
3-08-03
??WHICH ONE??
That one!
I'll leave you two alone...
Uh...k...I...um...
H...I,um....y'know...and then...
Ya...cuz...er...then there was...

 

8
by Kowalski
3-09-03
well that was a productive afternoon....
Are you kidding me, It couldn't have gone better!
What! All you did was stand there and mutter uncontrollably for 20 minutes!
But at least now I know what she is really like.
I highly doubt she is really like a Stammering fool.
She likes Star Wars!

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