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by LUEserElite
5-17-03
Neuclear Winter, the introduction
Hi, I am Neuclear Winter, I am a rich wasted bastard.
LUE: Dont you think we know that?
52 inch HDTV my ass...
Listen to me you bitches, I got a 52 inch HDTV in my room!!
LUE: Wow, you are cool now...
PWNED!!!!!
Oh common, I have a 5 GPA, and I have a totally hot gf, who I've sexored millions of time
LUE: j00 r so PWNED!!

 

by LUEserElite
5-17-03
All talk, no action...
I, Dragonfly, will commit suicide right now, because no one likes me.
LUE Chat: SUICIDE IF YOUR ONLY OPTION!
Racist bastard.
I hate Asians!!
LUE Chat, espeically LUEserElite: You know what? You are just a fag. Period.
Fag...
*DICE ROLL DICE ROLL DICE ROLL DICE ROLL DICE ROLL*
Blocked...

 

by LUEserElite
5-18-03
So it begins...
Hey, I found something really cool, its this Chinese manga of the 12th movie!
The bastardic DB board: LIER!!! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW CHINESE!!
And it gets worst...
Um... I know Chinese you fags
The bastardic DB board: LIER!! GO TO BED LITTLE LIER!!!
Fags...
Bunch of fags... I dont need to prove anything to you fags.
The bastardic DB board: Go on, run you stupid lier.

 

by LUEserElite
5-18-03
DarkCobra, a typical atheist
DC: I am an atheist, I dont believe in god!
LUE: What ever...
And LUE pwned him.
DC: God sucks!
LUE: Shut up!
LET THERE BE LIGHT!
DC: Help me...
Halleluja!

 

by LUEserElite
5-18-03
One day, 2 people...
Shade: I love you Shini!
Shini: I love you two shade!
How sweet...
Shade: Lets have wild furious butt sex!
Shini: Sure, our love is greater than anything...
Oh the irony...
Shade: But wait, leme brag about this on LUE first!!
Shini: Um... So, are we still gonna have sex?? Shade?? SHADE!!

 

by LUEserElite
5-18-03
(Characters might not represent the same people from before.)
Sean: So one day I was walking through the park...
*From far away*: Brains...
Out of no where...
What the?!
BRAINS...
And Sean gains 5 exp
Um... How bout... Supa-Exploding-God-Fingaaa!
ARRRRRG!!!!

 

by LUEserElite
5-18-03
Sean trys to investigate... But from behind...
Must find out what that Zombie was after...
LUEserElite to the rescue!!
NOT SO FAST YOU... FURRY BASTARD!!
He summons!! (Due to the limitation to the poses of Jon, thats all I can do)
AHHHH!!! I am melting!!!
Summoned Priest: Let there be light!

 

by LUEserElite
5-18-03
So they talk...
Hey d00d, thanks man.
Any day pal, so, whats this zombie that you speak of?
How should I know... Lets go to the cemetry and find out...
Alright, follow me...
Meanwhile, at the cemetary...
Lets go eat some brains...
Yes... Brains... *drools*

 

by LUEserElite
5-18-03
Meanwhile... YAY, new characters!!
Davie: Hey, I am supposed to be evil... Why am I one of the good guys?!
Sylvia: How should I know... Better question, why are we walking in the cemetary?!
Confusing?? Yes... Well, maybe not...
Um... I am supposed to do evil things, maybe thats why?? No?? Ok...
...
Yay, what do ya know, more zombies...
Ack, zombies!!
BRAINS...

 

by LUEserElite
5-18-03
Meanwhile... YAY, new characters!!
Davie: Hey, I am supposed to be evil... Why am I one of the good guys?!
Sylvia: How should I know... Better question, why are we walking in the cemetary?!
Confusing?? Yes... Well, maybe not...
Um... I am supposed to do evil things, maybe thats why?? No?? Ok...
...
Yay, what do ya know, more zombies...
Ack, zombies!!
BRAINS...

 

by LUEserElite
5-18-03
What d'ya know, shes a mage...
O well, FIYAH!!
Ahh, burning!!
Yay, me burn some too!
Different zombie: Ahh, burning too!!
After the burning of zombies, its time to some questions... Lame questions to be exact...
So... Whos side are you on?? Hell, or Earth?!
Personally, I dont think I actually care...

 

by LUEserElite
5-18-03
Um... Why exactly are these idiots there?!
So... We are at the cemetry, now, just how exactly should I find out who tried to kill me?
And I am supposed to know... how?
Hm... Zombies on the attack over here too!
BRAINS...
BRAINS...
But no matter...
Summoned Priest: Let there be light!
AHHH!!!

 

by LUEserElite
5-18-03
5 more exp...
Supa-Exploding-God-Fingaaa!!!
AHHH!!!
It seems like we ended up in the same spot.
Ahh!! BURNING!!
Me burn more zombies :) Just a question though, why are there so many??
Yeah, thats right, keep on killing.
O well, lets just kill more! :)
Summoned Priest: Let there be light!

 

by LUEserElite
5-18-03
...
AHH!! BURNING!!
Common, at least make it challenging... FIYAH!!
More ...
I know... This is like, my weakest attack... Supa-Exploding-God-Fingaaa!!
AHHH!!!
...
Common, this is my weakest summon!
Summoned Priest: Let there be light!

 

by LUEserElite
5-18-03
Finally, the last one...
BURN!!!
I think thats the last one...
This one...
Just what is going on here??
Ask yourself...
Is connected to this one as in one picture
Apparently this idiot behind me wanted to do something evil...
You do know that the being evil part was sarcasm, right??

 

by LUEserElite
5-19-03
Mean while, somewhere else...
Jonathæn: Oh my dear Shannon, what can I ever do for you...
Shannon: Yeah yeah, w/e...
Then a girl runs over. What do ya know, chased by a zombie...
Cathy: AHH!! Must run away!!
Saved by Shannon... 5 exp for her...
Hoy yah!!
*dies*

 

by LUEserElite
5-22-03
Yay, questions time
Hm... You dont see Zombie attacks that often these days...
Well, that one was definetly chasing after me
Oh btw, LUEserElite = Lee
Does anyone know anything about these zombies??
Lets go find Lee and see if he knows.
So they found me... What good'll that do...
Um... Lee, do you know anything about these zombies??
Well, we've fought off a bunch in the graveyard, and Sean got attacked by one of them, but, other than that, no, nothing.

 

by LUEserElite
5-22-03
Let see, its the ugly Butch again.
Lets go find some clues.
Butch: Master sent me to kill j00
Necromancer?!
Necromancy: Animate Zombie.
*beats up Butch*
Jonathæn gains 10 exp?!
Okok, I give up, just dont kill me, I was forced into this, if I dont do as those evil dudes says, they'll kill my gf
Well, if you dont talk/join us, I'll use the priest on you again...

 

by LUEserElite
5-22-03
Ooooo, evil forces, yay =)
Well, talk.
Well, I dont really know who they are. They seem to be people who have vass control over the undead and the elements. Us alone would not stand a chance against them.
=)
Hm... Sure explains the reason for all those zombies... But what exactly are they after??
Tell you the truth, I dont know, but I'll join you guys.
Meanwhile, Davie and Shannon gets captured by those guys...
How did we end up in here??
Who cares how... Lets breat out... *flicks the lock open*

 

by LUEserElite
5-22-03
More fighting??
Hey you there! Stop!
Hoy yah!!
Weaklings...
*fire*
You there! Stop! AHH IT BURNS!!!
Do I smell a coward!!
I'll sneak up behind this strong guy and kill him. The girl we can take care of from range...
This prison is so heavily guarded, even the two of us cant break out without some help...

 

by LUEserElite
5-22-03
Reinforcements!!
From futher: Got your back Davie! *Summons Tea-Drinking-T-Rex that kills the coward guard*
AHH!! *dies*
*speech* Lee: Lets finish this one faster... Level 2 summon priest!!
Let there be light!!
Massive amounts of prison guards: AHHHH!!!!! HELP!!!
Saved...
Hey thanks... How did you know we were in here??
One of their henchmen, Butch, decided to join us and give us some information...

 

by LUEserElite
5-24-03
Mean while... In the enemies' HQ.
Enemy Leaders: You have failed us greatly, CSA Army, we do not tolerate failure.
I am truely sorry, my apologies.
It seems that humans just cant get the job done.
Apology accepted. *kills the massive amount of humans*
NO! Master, forgive me! *dies*
Back to zombies??
Its your turn, Bob, this time, capture Sean and Lee, I want their great powers!
No problem masters, my necromacy'll pwn Lee's summons.

 

by LUEserElite
5-24-03
Wow, they killed them, just to use necromancy to get them back!
Go my soldier minions!
Yes master
Holy shit!!
Undead soldiers: We serve master even dead!
HOLY SHIT!!
They got us!
Master rocks...

 

by LUEserElite
5-24-03
I think they got caught on purpose...
Fuck, what do we do now?? This jail is so heavely guarded...
I dont think they have the power to do any harm to us... I'll see if they'll talk...
Hm... The bad guys shown up.
So we meet again Sean and Lee.
We've met before??
Hm... They are revealing their secret plans??
We at the Zut foundation have great use for your powers, thats why we captured you and we are going to extract your energies away. Take them away Bob!! *leaves*
I'd like to see you try.

 

by LUEserElite
5-24-03
Whoa
Supa-Hypa-Exploding-God-Fingaaa!!
*regenerates*
Hm... What now??
*punches soldier*
*regenerates*
Davie to the rescue!!
Haha! With my powers here, the undead can always regenerate!!
*comes in* Dont yout think that I know a lil more than you about undeads??

 

by LUEserElite
5-24-03
He knows... HE KNOWS!!!
Haha, you dont stand a chance against me! Get them my undead troops!!!
This is where you are wrong. I come from hell, I know how things go there.
Davie: Crimson hell fire!! Now is the chance Sean, finish them off!!!
AHHH!!! My regenerate powers are gone!!
MASTER!!
Win for the good guys.
God's-I-N-C-I-N-E-R-A-T-I-O-N!!!
Noooooo!! My troops!! *runs away*

 

by LUEserElite
5-24-03
Gabe?!
Not so fast bitch! Gabe, get him!
Gabe: I am Gabe!
O...k...
*punches Gabe*
Um... Ouch??
One more down, let see... 50 more to go...
AHH!!! Cant stand this guy!! *kills self*
1+1=3

 

by LUEserElite
5-25-03
This is NOT a part of the comic story
Lee, ME NOT DEMON!!
But... Thats all I can find that fits your personality!
Let see... What'll be better.
ANYTHING BUT THE DEMON!!!
Ok, well, I'll change you...
He is now Satan.
The New Davie: Well, much better.
Suit yourself...

 

by LUEserElite
5-25-03
After 21 parts of utter crap, I think its time FSFII needs to be remade with more quality. Its sad that it never got to the end.
Lets just say, everyone stormed into the bad guys' HQ and killed them all.
Ok, thats good. Some characters will stay, myself, Sean, Davie, and Sylvia. Jonathan and Shannon, I am sorry that you are gonna get cut.
Change me to something else will ya?
Say goodbye to crap!
Yes I will think about that. Alright! With that said, the new project will start tomorrow as soon as I get computer access!
HOORAY!!

 

by LUEserElite
5-26-03
Well, I guess its time to have a little of explanation to the story.
This story sets in a mystical place, or, lets just say some random place in the universe.
It'll take a place in a world where anything could happen, illogical, or logical.
I'll try as hard as I can to make things funny and good to read for you guys, but, I am sorry if I fail to do that...
I'll try to take evil_d's suggestions into consideration. And limit the use of the narration box.
With all that said, LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!!!

 

by LUEserElite
5-26-03
So... One day... Sean is walking in the park, when suddenly...
AHH!! What the heck are you!!
Brains...
Brains?? Where?? *looks around*
Your brains...
Haha, you're funny. Lasa finga!!
Me dont get brains?

 

by LUEserElite
5-26-03
On the same day, another place...
Time to go have some fun!
Omg sleep with me!
Um... Who the hell are you?
I come from whore land. I want your mada!
Er... How bout... No... Salamander summon...
I want ya maaa...........

 

by LUEserElite
5-26-03
On the same day, and yet, another place. (btw, Gabe is... just Gabe...)
Hey, there, squirrel, any new?
Nope, same old dull you.
Nothing such as evil killer squirrels trying to take over the world??
Well... No... just some weird mob of dudes consist of a robot, a mad scientist, and a chicken trying to corrupt the way the of the undead world, thats all.
Ok... Not that I care...
Sure you dont care... Probably just gonna run home and phone Lee about it... *sigh*

 

by LUEserElite
5-28-03
At Lee's house...
*RING RING*
Whos there??
WAAAZZZAAAAA!!
WAAAAZZZAAAAA!!!
Ok, anyways, its Gabe. I just heard that there are a bunch of evil dudes trying to corrupt the ways of the undead...
HOLY SHIT!!!

 

by LUEserElite
5-29-03
I am cutting Sean.
Because of Sean's stupidity and his lies, I am now cutting him from the comic.
NOOOO!!!!!
He will now be Davie.
You will now be known as Davie
Ok. I am now Davie. Davie I am.
Everything else will continue on as normal. Its just a character name change.

 

by LUEserElite
5-30-03
At Davie's house. While Davie is watching tv.
Ugh... This show is awful... Lets watch the news.
Boy: Baby, I love you with all my heart. Girl: No you dont! You love her! Boy: Oh yeah, thats right, I forgot...
Ok... News is awful too... Wait a sec... HOLY SHIT!!!
The entire city is being attacked by zombies. The police forces are defenseless against them.
Um... Lee... We gotta do something about this zombie problem...
Alright... At the same time, help me deal with this whore problem...

 

by LUEserElite
5-30-03
At the city...
Brains...
AHH!! These zombies are unstopable!!
LASA-FINGAAA!!!
*crack*
Alright, Davie, lets get them!!
Mwhuahuahuahua!! DIE DIE DIE!!! LASA-FINGAAAA!!

 

by LUEserElite
5-30-03
Dont worry, the zombie killing aint gonna be as long as last time.
Shiva Summon!
Exploding-Finga!
The brad is suppose to symbolize all objects frozen.
Well. That was easy. Perhaps too easy...
Perhaps too easy...

 

by LUEserElite
5-30-03
For the first time, bad guys appear.
Mwhuahuahua!! You think zombies are that easy to beat?! Dead wrong!! You cant kill what is already dead!
*regenerates*
Ugh... Salamander summon!!
*Walks right through*
Oh no! What shall we do!
Ugh... Hes right, you cant kill the undead... This should hold them for a while. BARRIER!!
Mwhuahuahuahua!! Now so hot now eh!

 

by LUEserElite
5-31-03
Woohoo!! Appearance of the NEW SEAN!!
Heh heh heh. Zombie dude. Time to die...
Mwhuahuahuahuahua! My zombie armies are unstoppable!!
Ziz iz called a holy wata! It haz ze effect of stopping yoor zombiez from regenerating!
BURNS!! IT BURNS!!!
HAHA!!
YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!

 

by LUEserElite
5-31-03
Bye bye zombies.
Salamander summon!!
IT BURNS!!!
Being evil is never good you know...
You'll pay for this!! DAKTARI!!
Whoa, I think thats around 100 exps.
Lasa-Fingaaa!!
AHHH!!! I am dead!!

 

by LUEserElite
5-31-03
A day later, at the bench.
So Gabe, anything new?
Oh tons new squirrel. The city was attacked by zombies. Luckily Lee and Davie was able to fight them off with a lil help from Sean.
So the undead are lose eh... Well, they'll come back soon.
So... Is there a hope of stopping them??
Must kill these guys before they let the info off!!
Well, the only real way is to goto hell, and seal them.

 

by LUEserElite
5-31-03
Bad guys strike again!
Mwhuahuahua! They'll never suspect this from behind!
Look out squirrel! I'll save ya!!
Let see you try and fight me! Mwhuahuahuahua!!
Let me just stretch...
Gabe gains 20 exps here, not bad.
Ohhh shit...
Triple combo kick!!

 

by LUEserElite
6-03-03
So... This is hell?? Seems fun :)
Follow me to your quater.
Scotty, you'll be in charge of this dude.
Sure there boss.
HEY! Whats up mah nigga!
Hey, you are cool, lets go partay!

 

by LUEserElite
6-03-03
So... What do you do in hell??
Torture, torture, and more torture. Thats how I end up like this ya know.
And, when does this torture begin? Now?
The next day.
The next day.
Ok, your torture, will be no computer playing for enternity.
Meh, I can still watch tv.

 

by LUEserElite
6-03-03
So... After being told about sealing the zombies in hell, Lee and Davie heads for hell.
Hey um... Can we speak to Satan??
Um... Sure, follow me.
Hi Satan. We are here to seal away some renegade zombies.
AH! I'VE HEARD ENOUGH ABOUT THOSE FUCKING ZOMBIES! I QUIT!!
?!
Um... Does that mean I can take over hell??
Oh btw, NO!! You crazy bastard!

 

by LUEserElite
6-04-03
Hey Sean, how the hell did you get here??
I died, what do you think.
So, is Nina gonna be missing you??
Nah, Nina does exist, I made her up, it was just me talking. Yes. I r t3h fake!
WTF?!
Hey Sean, its me, Nina, lets have furious butt sex!
This better not be a part of the tortures. O well, its butt sex, I guess I cant refuse...

 

by LUEserElite
6-04-03
Correction, Nina does NOT exist

 

by LUEserElite
6-05-03
Hey, you know that you are not supposed to have buttsex in hell!
Feh. I would like to see you try and stop me.
HAHA!!
Ok, new torture, 40 days and 40 nights of no sex, no porn, and no masturbation.
HEY!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!
HAHA!!
HAHA!!
DAMN YOU!! Damn you!!

 

by LUEserElite
6-06-03
So Satan, whats my next torture??
Go ask the one whos resonbible for you, I got 2 billion to the power of 2 billion deads I have to take care of here, shoo!
So Scotty, whats my next torture??
Beats me, dip your head in the fire fifty times I guess
*Dips head in fire fifty time* Hey, that feels good!!
*smacks forehead*

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