All comics by LaLaLaLeah

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by LaLaLaLeah
1-02-03
Hello Leah. You know, God loves you...no matter what.
Uh, yea, um. I eat babies...
What the hell did you do to me, you fucker?!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-02-03
Tyler, you're so gay.
Gay like your mom?
ZING!
Dude, you're gay...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-03-03
One day in 4th Period
I'm the story fairy! I'm going to eat you!
Um...BRENT?!
Mr. Woodson's at it again...
Don't worry, I shall destroy Hotdog Fingers!
Brent uses his psychic powers...
FRY BABY!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-03-03
*type type* Holy shit man, do you see this?
*type type* Dude! This is hot!
Hey mom needs the...what the heck is THAT?!
Uh...nothing...
Ooh baby, you turn me on!
Touch me now, hot stuff!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-03-03
What's wrong? you look down.
I just got a letter from my girlfriend. She dumped me.
What's wrong? you look down.
I just got a letter from my girlfriend. She dumped me.
Finally I get the ok!
Sigh...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-03-03
I'd just like to say, I did not create the pervious comic. Hence, it is messed up. The first panel appears twice. Feel free to blame my sister. She is a moron.
And now, on with the show...
Leah and I will entertain you with some funk fresh dance moves!
We will? How about I watch you dance, then I eat you?
Where's the fun in that?
I hear squirrels are very high in fiber...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-03-03
Hey Amera, wanna hear a joke?
Sure.
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and blue?
I dunno, what?
A nun falling down the stairs!!! Ahaha!
Oh god...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-03-03
Oh no...
I have another one!
What's black and white and full of laughter?
Just tell me...
The moral: Leah is HELLA funny
The priest who pushed her! Ahahahaha!
You're sick.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-03-03
Bryan, you're so awesome.
You're awesome too. I...Hey! Tad's coming! I better look cool.
You're all stupid fucks!
Heh, yea. You're all stupid...fucks...heh...
Bryan, why are you so retarded?
Retarded like your mom? Heh, that was a good one, huh Tad?

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-03-03
Master, she has arrived!
Very good. Bring her to me!
Nice place you got here. I woud expected a little more class, though.
I'm so very sorry. Please accept this complimentary computer and cable modem...
Hence, we know Leah's geatest love in life...
And they call this Hell...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-03-03
Hi kids! I'm Ashlynn, Leah's pretty litte sister and I'm going to teach you how to be a ka-ra-tay champ.
And I'm here to help...and get a lil sumpin sumpin in the end...
Hi-YUH!
Ow bitch!
Moral: Leah reins supreme
Get the hell outta my comic, you stupid ho.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-03-03
um... O.K.
what?
You're weird.
Don't make me zap you! ZAP!!
Hey...
Booya.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-03-03
I'm freakin awesome, Leah! My girlfriend loves me.
Don't you think you're giving a little too much credit to yourself?
No...It's true...
You're going to Hell.
At least the boogeyman's not under MY bed.
Darn you to heck, Drewbee!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-03-03
What...the hell...Taylor?
Leah, I'm really sorry about everything. I love you and-
Leah uses HER psychic powers...
Fag.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-04-03
Why beginners shouldn't do it in the dark...
Ready?
Ready as I'll ever be...
Hey, this feels good...hella good!
Hmm...
What?!
That's my ear, you moron!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-04-03
I am a magic goat! I can grant you 3 wishes!
Wishes eh? Hmm...
Only 3 huh? That could be tricky. What should I wish for...wait! You're a talking goat! Sarah, come see this!
Baaaah!
NO! Talk damn you! Give me my wishes!
See Leah? This is what you get for putting 3 spoonfuls of sugar in your iced tea.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-04-03
Leah, I need to know if I have a chance, so I know whether or not to end it...
End what?
...My life.
Oh...
Too late.
Damn...wish I coulda helped...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-04-03
Last night was fun...
Super Movies...Does that mean it's better than a regular movie?
Is that some sort of porno?
I can be your hero, baaaaby!
Hehe.
Crank it up, fuckers!
My god, I love you!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-04-03
Duran, are you afraid of me?
Ye...no...maybe...
But...why?
*sob* I don't know *sob*
Is it because I'm so damn pretty? I'd understand if that were the case...
I...well...yea...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-04-03
HEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
Holy Jesus!
And then it came after me and made the DONKEY NOISE!
Leah's friends help none...
Donkey noise? What the hell is that?!
Haha, donkey noise. You need a life, Leah.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-05-03
Mom wants you to get rid of the Christmas tree.
BAH! Fine I'll do it...
Ugh, stupid tree...
To be continued..
I guess staring at it wont do me any good...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-05-03
Maybe if I yell at it...GO AWAY TREE! Hmm, wait...
Ahahahahaha! Buuuurn!
LEAH?! Why do I smell burning pine?
Uh, you dont, mom...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-06-03
BAAAAAH!
Shut up goat. It's time to eat you!
The goat calls for help...and is heard.
BAAAAAAAAAAH!
What in tarnation?!
What is it, goat?
BAAAAAAAH!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-06-03
What are you fixin to do with my goat, stranger?
Skin him alive, wear his fur as a goat, and eat his brains.
Oh, you're one of them Chupie-cabry fellers, aintcha?
I am THEE ChupUH-CabrUH. Now move so I can get your goat!
Didn't you just have a hatchet?
Would you rather I did it with a hammer and nails?

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-06-03
I'd rather you not do it at all.
Look pal, I didn't ASK to like eating goats. It's just something God did to me. Give me your damn goat...or I'll eat you too!
The goat is not happy with this decision.
Hmm, I could always get another goat...
BAAAAAAAH!
Shut it goat!
So how should I do this? Quick and easy or long and painful? Long is fun but I recommend quick...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-06-03
What's the meaning of life?
What?
The meaning of life...what is it?
Uh...sex drugs and rock n roll?
Wow, we are SO unfunny...
Kill me...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-06-03
RAWR!!
What the hell...?
I'm the Chupacabra. Aren't you afraid? I'm going to eat your goats!
Uh...I don't have any goats.
Well that IS a perdiciment...
Why don't you try the house darn the street...or find another profession?

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-07-03
hay
zup
whats going on?
Some hippie crap
oh
FIGHT THE POWER!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-07-03
Is this the party house?
um,Mom is this party house?
BURN!
To Be Continude
Bro,what did you do with the clown?

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-07-03
I KILLED THE CLOWN!
what?
Nothing.
I'm telling mom
I HATE YOU
me too

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-08-03
Caribbean Crunchies! Part of a Buccuner Breakfast! Arrr, they be good!
Man, I wish I were a pirate...
Whoa! What happened?!
Holy Jesus, I'm a friggen pirate!
I am so totally going to pillage and plunder!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-08-03
hey ty
hey
so where are you taking me?
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU AGIAN,I 'm taking you to earth
we live on earth
NO!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-09-03
Mom, I wanna go to the park to ride my bike. Can I?
Why don't you take your grandpa? It'll be fun.
Hey! That sounds like a good idea!
Grandpa! Get your coat! Wanna go to the park?
Oh boy! Today we can have a nice grandpa-grandson talk!
Great! I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-10-03
ARRR matey! Give me yer booty!
My WHAT? You want my butt?
No! Yer treasure! Hand it over land lubber!
Uhh...what?
Ah hell, this is no fun.
You need a life pal...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-10-03
Hey Mikey, wanna play a little game?
Ok!!!
Three hours later...
Honey, where are the kids?
I don't know...but why is the neighbor's dog shaved?
Oh no! Mom and Dad! If you tell them I did this, you're dead.
Joey, I can't feel my legs...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
One day at the lodge...
People think since we're old they can just boss us round, make fun of us, and give us very little rights!
*cough* *cough* *hack*
Charlie here, 'n me lived back in the day were gentlemen were gentlemen, and ladies didnt give no sexual favors to presidents like Franklin D. Roosevelt. Yessir, he sure helped us back in WW2.
*weeze* *hack* *snort*
And there were no damn hippies like in 'Nam telling us not to fight. If I only had a nickle for every Jap I shot with a torpedo...
I want some tequitos.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
Avast ye harty! Give up ye booty or ye'll walk thee plank!
Wha? I...What's a pirate doing in the house? MOM!!!
Ty! TYLER! It's me, Leah! Stupid...
What? Leah...? How come...?
Don't worry, I won't hurt you. I just want to take you to... MILITARY_SCHOOL!
AAAH AHHH AHHH!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
*BLURP*
What the...
*BLURP* *BERRP* BRRUP*
AAAAAH! My stomach is eating itself!
Ah fuck...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
Hmm...
What are you doing?
Well, look at that, a playground full of pretty little babies playing and having fun.
Aw...Thinking what I'm thinking?
Lunch?
Fuck yea!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
Eagles, Eagles, Eagles.
That's my simulatenous impression of a disappointed coin collector looking at the back of quaters...
And a middle-aged Californian describing his record collection.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
I have no idea why some men feel the need to wear frilly "Hello Kitty" underwear 24 hours a day.
We just do.
*nods*

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
Ahem, thank you Easter Bunny
Bawk Bawk!
Brought to you by the commitee to make people go "Hey, I remember that!"

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
A friend of mine found out he's the illegitimate child of a cartoon leprechaun.
Lucky bastard...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
What are you doing?
The doctor gave me medicine for my colon. I'm looking it up on the internet.
Internet, eh?
Take two when ropin' n ridin', or as needed when plugged by some dadgum varmint.
Huh?
Western medicine...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
o-lay
moo!
what the...?
o-lay
SHUT up!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
Therefore, God exists.
Matzah!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
So I was driving down...
Huh?
This was the only thing clean!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
What's up?
"Parappa The Rapper," I'm in charge of the fate of the hip-hop dog cartoon.
Hrm?
God damn me...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
...What about you?
Well, you know, I like all music, except for rap and opera.
Ok, that's it. You're coming with me.
Huh?
As the third person at this party to claim to like "all music except rap and opera," you get six hours in the isolation booth.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-20-03
*noise* *racket* *wooooo*
There, I shall subject you to the worst music on the planet; acoustic zydeco speed metal! Jazz bagpipes! Latvian nostril chant!
*racket* *noise* *noise* *hallabaloo*
Take that, Mr "I Like Music!"
Six Hours Later
That was neat! Can I listen to the nostril chant again?
No!

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