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by Lankydavid
1-24-04
The Diversity Kids go to the alley where the man from the chatroom promised them candy
Is this where we meet him?
Me chinese, me play joke, me put peepee im you coke
I wonder what candy he's bringing, it better not be that European crap!
be careful, candy is junk food!
To be continued!!
Hi Diversity Kids remember me from the chatroom? Any of you interested in playing neptune god of the sea?

 

by Lankydavid
1-24-04
The Diversity Kids and their Talking dog are about to leave with the man from the chatroom when..
Diversity Kids I sense danger! Quick Kawkoowator scan the safety level!
Saty Wevel scan compwete, saty wevel Dangerous!
Yikes gang, Talking Dog's right we're in for trouble!
I knew it all along, this pedophile had European candy! Go away you monster!
To be Continued!!
Nice work, Kawkoowator, Jamal, and Wheelchair Kid, now lets blast this goon away Diversity Kids Style!
Oh no he's getting away in his Van!

 

by Lankydavid
1-24-04
the pedophile thinks he's gotten away from The Diversity Kids and their Talking Dog but they've got a trick hidden up there sleeves...
Wow, that was a close one! Those damned diversity kids and their talking Talk! Father how do you do it?
Oh, me?
Ha! I'm not really a preist, I'm a dog in disguise! Run him over wheelchair kid!
This is for not havign a ramp in your apartment bitch!
That is the end of that adventure, but theres still many more to come for The Diversity Kids and their Talking Dog! To be continued!!
Looks like he won't be playing Neptune God of the Sea anytime soon!
hahahahaha!

 

by Lankydavid
1-24-04
god
bless
Drugs
I give children an afterschool activity that's fun for everyone!
Now I spend more time with my kids! Thanks for bringing back family values!

 

by Lankydavid
1-24-04
Would you call this...
Family Values?
Felipe you rascal!
Keep the Democrats out of the Whitehouse!

 

by Lankydavid
1-24-04
wheelchair kid is in the Lizzie Mcguire chatroom when...
Hey Talking Dog I think I tracked down another man who's trying to have his way with young boys like myself!
Great! Come on Diversity Kids lets go try to defeat him, even though theres a good chance that if we lose he'll have his way with your ample young bodys!
Oh thank goodness you children got my message! I've lost my Pacemaker and I don't have a phone, will you take me to the police!
Nice try sicko, that's the perfect plan to lure children into your sick twisted trap! Luckily we're prepared!
To be Continued!!
Kawkoowator, go Pearl Harbor on her ass!
I know Kung Fu! (because I'm Asian)

 

by Lankydavid
1-24-04

 

by Lankydavid
1-24-04
Kawkoowator has just defeated the 80 year old woman presumed pedophile
Ha Pervert that'll hurt in the morning!
Good work gang! I think we taught her a lesson!
whats that?
more adventures ahead! To be Continued!!
I farted.
Oh

 

by Lankydavid
1-24-04
The gang didn't realize they hadn't finished off the senior.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison
to be continued...
and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

by Lankydavid
1-25-04
Bill Keane's classic christian comic is hitting the big screens next winter with a twist! The Pennsylvania family is moving from the suburbs to the city, and Martin Lawrence is playing Bill the
construction worker from Philly as it is in this, and wise-ass but loving father. The only other confirmed cast is Lil Romeo as his son Billy, but rumor has it Bill Cosby, of Ghostdad fame, will be
playing the role of the deceased grandfather rennamed Jermaine. When reached for comment Keane who wrote the screenplay said, ''I know we might be alienating the hardcore fans, but this will get the
attention of everyone making family circuses important messages heard more when fans of the film go to the comic strip.'' The film is said to start shooting this spring and word on the street is that
McG is interested in directing.

 

by Lankydavid
1-25-04
After taking care of Granny, The Diversity Kids and their Talking Dog get some much needed rest and relaxation
Don't get too relaxed gang, you never know when duty will call!
haha duty!
meanwhile at the Whitehouse...
What are our options?
Well Mr. President, the Northern States are refusing your proposal to bring back slavery despite the fact that congress passed it, it looks like theres only one option, a second Civil War
to be continued...
Hmm... What woiuld Jesus do?
I'd call the Diversity Kids, dumbass!

 

by Lankydavid
1-25-04
Oh no! Did I forget my hand lotion!
Honey will you relax, it's rarely we get a chance to cruise Fire Island!
Oh, and I suppose thats because I'm not providing us with enough money!
Gabey I'll admit I'm a spendaholic, but you pinch our pennies like a Republican cutting taxes!
Oh Felipe you make me laugh, now I remember why I married you!
No thanks to Georgy Bush, thank you very much!

 

by Lankydavid
1-25-04
The 2004 Election
Pick Your Poision

 

by Lankydavid
1-25-04
The President Contacts Talking Dog, he needs there help!
Diversity Kids, it's the President! He needs our help! Kawkoowator do a scan for the cheapest flight to Washington!
Scan Compwete
A few hours later
Hello young americans, I need cute little children like you to go to the North and Convince those Yankees that ol' Georgy aint off his rocker, and to get me minority votes!
You got it prez! If anyone can convince the north on Slavery it's us!
To be continued...
Oh and don't bother with Maine, they're basically already the South.
by the way what is slavery?

 

by Lankydavid
7-01-04
Boy the way Weather Girls played Songs that made the Pride parade. Gays like us we had it made , Those were the days.
And you knew who you did then, Girls on girls and men on men, Mister we could use a man like Janet Reno again.
Didn’t need to masterbate. Everybody had his mate. Golden showers felt so great. Those were the days.
''Archie Bunker's Gayce''

 

by Lankydavid
7-01-04
About as fun as good as a black panthers meeting!
Archie, you're home! How was your day?
Don’t oh Archie me. Wheres my goddamned food?
Oh Archie
Well then what are you waiting for? If you can’t do your job propperly I’ll have to hire the Jeffersons as slaves!
I put it in the fridge dear.

 

by Lankydavid
7-01-04
You mean like to clean up?
Oh that reminds me, I invited that hunk George Jefferson over for dinner.
Listen Meathead, the only meat I’d wanna eat with George Jefferson is his big dark...
No silly, he’s gonna eat with us.
Well, well, well, if it isn’t my favorite hunky Honkies!
Oh quiet Archie. Don’t embarasse me tonight! If all goes well I’m planning on asking George out on a date!

 

by Lankydavid
7-03-04
My name is Enn, I want to give Michael Moore, and Chad a blowjob!
I'm Chad, I to want to give Michael Moore and myself a blowjob! If you don't agree with that your band! lOl bAnd ROTFLMAO!
Cowabunga, I'm Slush! I love the 1980's even though I was 5 when they ended! But I still know everything about them, cause I watch Ninja Turtles!
Hello, I'm new! Woops I made a double post!
Band double poster! LOL NOW I'LL MASTERBATE TO WRINKLEY KONG PICTURES!
Hello Chad, It's Sey. You seem to have accidently banned me. Please fix this so I can tell you about me new 9 year old girlfriend who is pregnant!

 

by Lankydavid
7-03-04
Because the Dialouge went from left to right, and there is no way to edit these comics, here is the remastered version of Archie Bunker's Gayce Part II
Archie, you're home! How was your day?
About as fun as good as a black panthers meeting!
Oh Archie
Don’t oh Archie me. Wheres my goddamned food?
I put it in the fridge dear.
Well then what are you waiting for? If you can’t do your job propperly I’ll have to hire the Jeffersons as slaves!

 

by Lankydavid
7-03-04
Because the Dialouge went from left to right, and there is no way to edit these comics, here is the remastered version of Archie Bunker's Gayce Part III
Oh that reminds me, I invited that hunk George Jefferson over for dinner.
You mean like to clean up?
No silly, he’s gonna eat with us.
Listen Meathead, the only meat I’d wanna eat with George Jefferson is his big dark...
Oh quiet Archie. Don’t embarasse me tonight! If all goes well I’m planning on asking George out on a date!
Well, well, well, if it isn’t my favorite hunky Honkies!

 

by Lankydavid
7-26-04
So I took this new Levitra stuff. It wouldn't work so I took some additional Viagra.
It gave me a 24 hour erection, but it wouldn't please me wife. So I took some Enzyte...
...and it gave me a 24 inch erection!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

 

by Lankydavid
9-20-04
What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century and how do we resolve conflicts between tribes and the federal and state governments?
Well umm... Well...
Well that question is racist! And I refuse to justify it with an answer!
How was that racist?
Umm... It called me a nigger.

 

by Lankydavid
9-21-04
You're under arrest for assault and battery, possession of an illegal drug, solicited sex from a minor, and sodomy! What do you have to say for yourself?
Did I do thaaaaaaaaat?
Yes, yes you did.
No sweat my pet!

 

by Lankydavid
11-28-04
Exccuse me, watress! There's something wrong with my "Happy Ending Sundae"!
What's wrong with it?
Well I got the sundae (ZIIIIP)...
...but I'm still waiting for the "Happy Ending"!

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