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by Lawrence
9-23-02
On a beautiful day ...
Some one told me I had two left hands today ...
Hmmm ....
He was right

 

by Lawrence
9-23-02
Where will I hang that cross I bought yesterday ?
Well ... I need to spread my religious beliefs ...

 

by Lawrence
9-23-02
During an average morning
I need to get out today ...
I REALLY need to get out today ...
I guess I could also go to sleep ..

 

by Lawrence
9-23-02
During a nice spring morning
What a nice old lady ...
Do you want me to help you getting out of here ?
Why yes ... You're a nice young man
No problem at all

 

by Lawrence
9-23-02
I'll help you to get away from here. Ok ?
Ooh ... Thank you so much
You'll be away soon
Didn't your mother teach you anything ?
damned ... a morphing granny
DON'T MESS WITH STRANGERS

 

by Lawrence
9-23-02
Damned ... It's strange
What's so strange ?
You're hanging there since yesterday and still you have a more healthy skin colour than me ...

 

by Lawrence
9-23-02
Are you still contemplating our skin colour differences ?
Yes ...
And have you reached the point of clarification already ?
Yes ... In fact it's quite logical that you look healthier than me ...
You are always hanging out here whilst this is the perfect place to get a good tan ...

 

by Lawrence
9-24-02
Another beautiful day on the hill of Meggido
Argh ... Argh ... AARGH !!
What's wrong ?
You only nailed my hands on this cross ...
Sorry ...

 

by Lawrence
9-24-02
Yet another beautiful day on the hill of Meggido
You stil haven't nailed my feet ...
Please, nail my feet !!
No.
Why won't you ?
I'm punishing you ! I don't see, why I should indulge in your sadomasochistical pleasures.

 

by Lawrence
9-24-02
I don't think I need to say where this is happening ?
NAIL MY FEET !!!!
I don't have nails left ...
YOU HAVE NAILS IN YOUR HAND !!
sigh
jesus christ ... what a stupid asshole ...
These are for personal use !

 

by Lawrence
9-25-02
Hey ? What do you expect from an invisible person ?
NO !! I'm not the lamp !! I am John Koneshky, the invisible man.

 

by Lawrence
9-25-02
John Koneshky walks to the grocer.
What a beautiful day ...
When suddenly ...
HEY !! YOU ARE A FRAUD !!
Who ? Me ?
Yes !! You !! Invisible people don't exist !! You stupid asshole !

 

by Lawrence
9-25-02
The conversation continues ...
You don't believe that invisible people exist ?
No, I don't !!
But you are invisible yourself !!
No, I'm not !
You aren't ?
No !! I'm just graphically challenged ...

 

by Lawrence
9-25-02
Once upon a time ...
I don't belong in this world ... I should not exist ... I'll commit suicide.
Luckily, the weather's rather hot today.
Two seconds later.
Fuck ...

 

by Lawrence
9-25-02
Back in John Koneshky's bedroom
Yes ... YES !! YES !!
Come on ... Faster ... Faster !!
MMMMMMMPFFF !!!
Come on !! Give all you got !!
Yes !!
Racing Games on the pc are so cool.

 

by Lawrence
9-27-02
On another average day ...
No ... I won't even bother this time to think out things to do, which I won't do anyway ...

 

by Lawrence
9-28-02
At the Hill Of Meggido ...
Always look on the bright side of life ...
Suddenly ...
Hey !! What are you doing ???
I'm busting your ass !!
Come on ... I'm just hanging around a bit ...

 

by Lawrence
9-29-02
On a dreary, depressive day ...
I'm feeling all sad and depressed ... Why should I try to live a day longer ...
This fire is bound to get me killed ... Ah .. The Pleasure ...
Two seconds later ...
Tell me, why me ? Why me ... Why oh why ...

 

by Lawrence
9-29-02
Another sad and depressive day ...
I want to be dead... I want to be dead... I want to be dead...
One of these rockets is bound to explode on my head !!! Aah, how joyous life can be !
Two seconds later ...
God be damned ...

 

by Lawrence
9-29-02
Another day ...
I'm nothing ... I only deserve to die ... My death will be help mankind ...
It won't be long, until I'll be drowned now ... I look forward to it !!
Two seconds later ...
This is not possible ...

 

by Lawrence
9-29-02
Yet another day ...
Dreary, Death ... I want to end this useless life as fast as possible ...
This crashing plane is my best shot yet ... Joy !! Joy !! Joy !!
Three seconds later ...
I won't even comment this time ...

 

by Lawrence
9-29-02
Don't these guys look sad ? Dial 555-SERIAL and order your own pet serial killer now !!!

 

by Lawrence
10-01-02
Another Mo(u)rning comes ...
I want to be death ...
Are you sure ?
Yes !! Please ... Kill me ... I've tried so many times ... I'm quite certain that there's going to be snow after this part of the cartoon ...
I won't ruin this running gag ...
Two seconds later ...
Damned ... Damned ... Damned ...
I'm out of here ...

 

by Lawrence
10-01-02
Even at night ...
Why ... Why ... Why ...
Anyway ... Inside this prison the chances that a lot of snow is going to fall, are slim to none ...
Two seconds later ...
Just forget what I just said to you ...

 

by Lawrence
10-01-02
A contemplative time ...
I've gone through so many failures ... Maybe somebody's trying to show me that all my attempts brought me nothing but dismal despair ...
On the other hand, I just need a bit more luck to make it into hell ...
Two seconds later ...
Only a - little bit - more luck I guess ...

 

by Lawrence
10-01-02
Something wicked this way comes ...
So ... You want to go to hell ?
Yes !! As deep in the core as possible !!
Are you sure ?
Yes, I am !!
Two seconds later ...
I guess you didn't read Dante's Divina Comedia !!

 

by Lawrence
10-01-02
Another Day at the Hill we all know so well...
Come on ... Suck me ...
No ... I won't ...
You are obliged to do so !!
Why's that ?
Because Moses said so: "Let my people go" !
sigh

 

by Lawrence
10-02-02
A Day of Danger arrives ...
You're going to be death !!!
Yeah ... Right ...
No, really !! You're about to be sliced into 37 pieces !!
We'll see about that ...
Haha !! I won !! This is the last part of this cartoon !!

 

by Lawrence
10-03-02
Another day, same play ...
You're going to be death !! HAHA !!
Pff ... Been there ... Done that ...
Admit that you are scared !
Well ... I'm not actually ...
You know ... These situations aren't really good for my reputation ...
Too bad ... They're a real winner for mine ...

 

by Lawrence
10-03-02
He keeps trying and trying ...
Please ... Please ... Let me kill you ...
Come on ... Tears won't help you ...
and trying and trying ...
I'll give you something in return for it ...
euhm ... no ...
and trying ...
Should we get married first ?
sigh ...

 

by Lawrence
10-24-02
A night starts ...
Come on ... Rise from the grave ... I've helped you up a bit already ...
I won't kill you ... Just make a lil' bit more death than before ...
Go Away ...
why ?

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