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by LeviAJones
9-10-05
Hey, will you hold my thinger while I pee?
This is the girl's bathroom.
I'm not gay.

 

by LeviAJones
9-11-05
No luck, duder.
Can't you try anything else? This is my last chance to feel right.
There just isn't a big market for Gay Fisting and Shitting Zombie Porn.

 

by LeviAJones
9-12-05
I don't get it.
Well, first my character fist fucked the family dog, then shit in his mother's mouth, I only got half way through castrating my dad when my sister gagged herself on his dick and puked in my face.
That's disgusting. What game is this?
The Aristocrats.

 

by LeviAJones
9-13-05
Mr. Brown, can I get some advice?
Sure, Jim. I've been meaning to touch base with you.
Well, last night, my girlfriend told me she needed me in her life because her father was never there and that she would do anything to stay with me.
That's pretty heavy. What did you do?
Fucked her in the ass.

 

by LeviAJones
9-14-05
Welcome to the Karma Cafe, brah. Would you care for some soy water today?
Uh, no thanks. I'm actually here to see if you're hiring.
Let me go check, brah.
I don't think that's on the menu, brah.

 

by LeviAJones
9-15-05
Hi, is this your first time donating plasma?
Yeah.
Ok, well, first we have some screening questions. First, have you ever sold your body for money?
You already asked if this was my first time.

 

by LeviAJones
9-16-05
Hi, I'm collecting donations for domestic violence.
Sorry. I don't support domestic violence.

 

by LeviAJones
9-16-05
Hey, Shawn, if you have anal sex, are you still a virgin?
I thought you'd never ask. I'll go get the lube.
That wasn't an invitation!

 

by LeviAJones
9-16-05
What up, my nigga?
Jim, I'm gonna cut you some slack because you're a zombie. But, only black people are allowed to use that word.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's cool.
What up, my jungle bunny?

 

by LeviAJones
9-19-05
After graduation, I'm not sure what kind of job I want to pursue.
Have you discussed this with the career counselor?
Why?
To get career advice.
That's like taking sex advice from a nun.

 

by LeviAJones
9-20-05
God, I'd love to get back into shape.
Stop pounding bacon sandwiches, tubby.
That hurts.
Well, maybe you should try that liquid diet.
The next night...
How's the diet working out?
I'm not sure if I'm losing weight, but I've lost consciousness twice.

 

by LeviAJones
9-21-05
I really envy you, kid. Right now you don't have a care in the world. But someday you'll have to worry about finding a job, paying bills, paying taxes...
convincing a girl that she'll enjoy anal sex, where did I get this rash? I hope she doesn't find out about my collection of transsexual porn...
but mostly just that stuff about paying taxes and what not.

 

by LeviAJones
9-22-05
Jim, come check this out!
What's up?
I logged into this lesbian chat room and am pretending to be a hot chick. This one chick wants to cyber! I wonder what she looks like.
She agreed!
Oh shit! Tell her you wanna eat her ass out with chocolate!

 

by LeviAJones
9-23-05
Sister, I have to confess.
Well, you should do that in the confessional.
There's a line and I'm in a hurry. I just want to say that I was involved in homosexual activity. I gave a guy a blumpkin in jail.
I thought you were only in jail overnight.
You don't know what it's like in there!

 

by LeviAJones
9-24-05
What is this? The mini-renaissance festival?
No, this is a meeting of the knights of the tri-city area.
Knights?
Yes, we use only authentic armor and swords. We meet weekly to- oh crap, I gotta take this call.
Is that an authentic medieval cell phone?

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