All comics by Little_Sqirrel

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by Little_Sqirrel
1-30-02
I really need to get rid of this bitch
What are you thinking
I was just thinking how much I love you
I can read thoughts
Ah crap, I hope she doesn't leave me
I am leaving you, theres nothing you can do about it

 

by Little_Sqirrel
1-30-02
may I please join your army?
What qualifications do you have?
I was the official Enron spokesperson
I'm sorry, were not hiring today
because of the enron thing?
yeah but don't let it get out

 

by Little_Sqirrel
1-30-02
why is it that I get more chicks than you?
Because your a cute little fluffy squirrel and everyone likes you
how does that make you feel?
now that you mention it, It makes me feal down right shitty, thanks for making me feel bad
any time pal
i hate my life

 

by Little_Sqirrel
1-30-02
osama?
gabe
sorry, you should shave your beard, I almost killed you so I could collect the reward
theres a reward? wheres my gun
you have to go all the way to Afganistan and back to collect on that reward
I might just get a waffle instead

 

by Little_Sqirrel
1-30-02
that was pretty funny how mike tyson's license was denied
Actually I thought it wasn't funny at all, Tyson is one of my all time favorite boxers
yeah but you like Kostya Tszyu
You gotta point there

 

by Little_Sqirrel
1-30-02
Is the only reason you wear long sleevs all the time so you can cover up all the scars where you cut your arms to bleed because it makes you feel better and puts some fun in your pathetic little life
its actually because it's cold out

 

by Little_Sqirrel
2-01-02
Hey gabe, remember that time we bought this bench for $500?
Yeah the bastards ripped us off
well know at k-mart you can get a bench for a doller fifty
Wow! i might go buy one now
while your there pick me up a sixpack for 80 cents
can do!

 

by Little_Sqirrel
2-05-02
hi bongo
bongo?
bongo?
squeeze me

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-19-02
One day in the park......
That Betty Crocker bitch is trying to steal our customers away!
Dosnt she know that it is Ice Cream weather, children should not be eating cakes
there is only one way to stop her now
no.........you dont mean.....
yes........we must make better crocker-cream
Jerry you magnificint bastard!

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-19-02
Hey Uncle Ben, try some of my Fish and Chip ice cream.
*choke* Oh my god! what is this Crap? I cant stand the taste, But I...must...have..more.
Our plan has gone to scale, soon we shall have the whole planet under our control.
All those that doubt us shall be forced to eat a truckload of our concoction.
I sure am glad Ben & Jerry solved world hunger with there fish and chip ice-cream.
Early retirement isn't that bad. today, I think I will look for the lost temple of poon.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-20-02
wrong nut eating ;)
Hey Gabe, give me your hot tasty nuts.
Sorry, I just finished them, but that pretzel truck over there is selling them.
He fainted when I asked for nuts, they must have sold out.
I think it was actually because your a talking squirrel

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-20-02
Go away squirrel.
Thank you.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-20-02
I wonder what it would be like to sit over there.
This feels weird, I'm moving back.
I thought I told you to fuck off.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-20-02
I was on tv last night Gabe.
yeah, that was pretty cool.
It was so cool, I was on tv because I am a hero, i am a king among kings.
It was actually because you caused a 42 car pile up.
Hey Gabe, did you see me on TV last night?
No sorry, I couldnt see the TV, Your ego was in the way

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-20-02
You know Uncle Harry, I dont think I like this new Killer Gimick.
Sure you do Little Buddy, you told me you liked my axe.
Yeah the axe is pretty cool, but did you have to kill all those tourists?
I dont complain, I just do my job.
this whole damn family is f---ed.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-20-02
Damnit LS, go away, Its only 11am. I'm trying to get some sleep.
Is yo momma home?
Of corse she is, where is she going to go?
I have a 'present' for her.
The partys not for 4 hours and now because of you I wont be able to get back to sleep.
I don't think you get it.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-20-02
Your shoe's untied
You figured that out all by yourself?
yes.
I aplaud you.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-21-02
Hi Gabe.
hey Sqirrel
did you get a haircut?
no

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
So then I said, males with long blonde hair are probably fagots!
That is so true.
And people who were white shirts with other shirts over them are fagots!
that is also so true.
so you've been smokin crack again?
that is more true than pretzels.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
you know Russ, I've been thinking. this park needs some exitement.
What? like a stripclub?
I was thinking more of a FIGHT CLUB!
This isn't going to lead into one of those crappy first rule comics is it?
hell no. LS's writers are far too creative to use one of the most used comics in the history of StripCreator.
Good! that would have pissed me off.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
Okay Jack, I'm sorry I called you russ before, now hit me!
You want me to hit you?
Yeah, what are you a pussy?
CALL ME A FUCKEN A PUSSY? ILL SMACK YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF *smack*
You fucking hit me in the ear!
sorry.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
This is your life! and its ending one minute at a time!
What the hell are you talking about Tyler?
I'm asking you if youll join my elite club.
can LS join?
sure, why not?
sweet, I'll be there at twelve.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
This is your club? you gather in a park and fight?
yeah, you got a problem with that red head?
my hair is black, there was a problem with the printer in this comic.
oh well, either way your up. your fighting bob.
oooh bob. i'm scared.
you better be! he'll tittie slap you to next year!

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
YOUR BOB? your a woman!
I'm not a woman, I just have breasts and no testicles.
Little_Sqirrel Productions could not afford to produce this fight scene.
*smack*
STOP!
HAH! I kicked your bitch ass!
Girl Basher!

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
Look at my face, this is all because of your fucking fight club.
Blame me if you must, but don't ever speak ill of the Fight Club!
I was just saying.......
The Fight Club is rock solid! The Fight Club is sound!
it still sucks though.
*SMACK*

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
Come on Gabe, Time for Fight Club.
I dont want to go to fight club, I alwas get hurt.
*SMACK*
I'm sick of getting hit in the head, Fight Club is making everyone Violent.
*SMACK*
Alright, I'll go to f---ing Fight Club.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
I've noticed theres no new people coming to fight club
That means none of you have broken the first rule.
And like that dude's T-Shirt says, "Rules and bones are meant to be broken"

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
OK Pussys, I'm setting a homework assignment. you must start a fight with a complete stranger.
And you have to lose.
Or I will f---k your mom.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
It was on the tip of everyones tongue.
Me and Tyler just gave it a name.
We named her.............George Bush!

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
Uncle Harry, I need you to hit me with your axe.
ok. *SMACK*
OW! you just hit me with your axe. you didnt even ask why?
I AM a psychopath.
oh yeah. you should join Fight Club!
I dont know what it is but OK I'll join.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
Screw you army man! you think your so good because your in the army. well I can kick your ass.
*BANG*
S--T! You F---ing Shot me!
he had it coming.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
Hi Marla!
lets fuck
I am Jack's erect penis.
What?
nothing, lets get on with the getting it on.
good idea!

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
If a new car built by my company leaves Chicago traveling west at 60 miles per hour, and the rear differential locks up, and the car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside,
We all go to the pub to celebrate.
You are one f---ed up bastard

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
Gabe, I found a dildo in your bag.
I dont own a dildo.
not your dildo, a dildo.
there was no didlo in my bag!
I know theres a dildo, i saw it vibrating.
maybe thats your dad's bag.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-24-02
Sorry about blowing up your condo.
What are you talking about? you didnt blow up my condo.
There it goes.
you whore Tyler.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-25-02
Hello, Mr. Gabe, I am a representetive from the government.
howsat?
I work for them.
What's your point?
I'm here to deem this a non-smoking bench.
but............I dont smoke.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-25-02
I could really go a smoke right about now.
You dont smoke LS. your a squirrel.
I just really need a cigarette.
I'll give you one if you go over there to smoke it.
thats not the same.
You just want to brake the no smoking rule dont you?

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-25-02
Do me a favor, shoot me in the head.
what? why would I do that?
never been shot before. have you?
no! and thats a good thing.
how much can you know about yourself if youve never been shot in the head?
ok. *BANG*

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-26-02
We've been siting on this bench for 14 hours.
what? you want a medal?
yeah, i do actually.
well i dont have one, it was a figure of speech.
dont you have a job?
I think its pretty obvios I dont!

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-27-02
This comic contains a very, very, very, very obscure and hidden clue to who I really am.
look carfuly and you might find it.
DCOMPOSED!
your a dickhead, LS.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-27-02
Sir, do you know Tyler Durden?
people are always askingme if I know Tyler Durden.........
HEY BENCHY! I'm talking to you!
wha?
Sir your gonna have to come down town.
sweet! theres an ice-cream stand down town!

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-27-02
ok mr 'Gabe'. where were you last night?
I was at home sleeping.
were you with my wife?
no, i dont even know your wife.
ok your free to go.
wow. that was easy.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-27-02
you suck dog.
screw you! its not my fault you have no balls.
stupid dog. you go squish now. *KICK*
thats it! im calling the police.
NO, please dont. ill give you anything, money, food, sex....
its too late dog kicker.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-27-02
Sir, did you kick this dog?
yes but he said I.........
I'm sorry but we dont toleratee this kind of bullshit in these parts, your going straight to maximum msecurity prison
I only kicked the dog, I cant go to jail for that.
I'm afraid you can. and personnaly I hope you get the chair.
I hope I get your daughter, like I did last night. yeah, you heard me.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-27-02
I killed 410 people, what are you i for?
I kicked a dog.
your a monster, have you no emotion or remorse.
There is something wrong with the people in this world........

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-28-02
Cloning when pregnant can harm your baby!
Sup, dude?

 

by Little_Sqirrel
3-28-02
This is a non smoking bench!
Put out, or get out.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
4-07-02
dcomposed is gone.
stay strong little buddy.

 

by Little_Sqirrel
4-11-02
Doc, I need to BECOME a MAN in order to play pro football.
does that mean we can't have sex anymore?
I'll always have time for you, doc.
NURSE! Prep this lady for surgery!

 

by Little_Sqirrel
4-11-02
Holy shit! you look just like me!
you still want sex or should I just have that guy over there?
NO! I still want sex, I like it better like this!
Open you mouth and close your eyes, Uncle Maura has a BIG suprise...

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