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by LordVido
3-06-03
Another Day at the Office.....
She said she liked my ass.
What do you mean ass? You have no skin!
No, really. I get all the chicks....
Before or after you take their life?
um, that's really none of your business.
Get them while they're down eh?

 

by LordVido
3-13-03
So. What have you brought me today?
The usual
Still haven't brought that "dubya" character?
No, trust me. The longer we keep him alive, the more souls you'll get from me.
What's next?
Those Australians were looking at me funny. How bout we bomb them?

 

by LordVido
3-13-03
Elsewhere.........

 

by LordVido
3-13-03
Still Elsewhere......
Ok...This isn't funny anymore....

 

by LordVido
3-15-03
Hell Freezes over.
Hey Death, check out the Boss' new Yesman.
Coal? Damn it I want fire and brimstone.
Yes Mr. Satan Sir. I'll have the naughty little buggers burning in their beds.
Brown Nosing bastard!!!
...and only yesterday HIS scythe was so far up Satan's ass......Wait a minute. Satan, Santa. There's a connection there somewhere.

 

by LordVido
3-17-03
Still, still elsewhere
Hanging around in the sun is making me thirsty. A pale ale sounds good right now.......
....I wonder if I left my hairdryer plugged in....

 

by LordVido
3-22-03
War means overtime....
You bring me Saddam yet?
No, but I have two of his doubles.
This isn't 7-11
This isn't 7-11
Mmm, I COULD use a slurpee right now.
???

 

by LordVido
4-01-03
What the hell??
Where's the fire, the brimstone...the lost souls?
Armageddon wrapped up in 20 minutes, the rapture came and all the souls of hell are gone awaiting judgement.
well shit, what do I do now?
I don't know. Go wax your bones in Creosote.
April fools. A- hahahaha!
Very funny you stinking piece of Uranium enriched cheese

 

by LordVido
4-10-03
Another hellacious work day....
With the War almost at an end, maybe I'll get a vacation.
I don't know, I think the boss is still working on Bush.
Shheeeet dang. Now it's off to Syria. I'll conquer......, I mean Freedom for all nations.. YEEEHAAAH!!!!

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