All comics by Lord_Jeff

 

Tastes like chicken? by Lord_Jeff 7-12-02
If everything tastes like chicken, doesn't everything taste like everything else? I don't follow	Ask me what albatross tastes like. What does albatross taste like?	Tastes like mongoose.

 

My Syllogism by Lord_Jeff 7-13-02
War is hell.	Hell's commander is the devil.	Among others, Norman Schwarzkopf is satan.

 

The Angry Chicken by Lord_Jeff 7-13-02
You're a talking chicken, right? Yes.	So answer me this... why did you cross the road? Do you have any idea how often I hear that? When any of you find out I'm a talking chicken, you ask why I crossed the road. Damn the day I crossed the road. Damn it to hell!	So why'd you do it? To get away from all the people asking, "What came first, you or the egg?"

 

Elephants by Lord_Jeff 11-26-02
	School of Elephants' 25th Reunion Hey, remember me? Yeah.

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