All comics by Lyekka

 

by Lyekka
6-20-01
Look a pathetic lower order animal. You know what we have that you don't? Proper grammer, thats it! It's what seperates us superior beings from you little piss-ants!
EEP!
I mean look at yourself, what can you expect out of life? Cars, houses, money.. No! Just a shallow life frolicing in the trees and turding everywhere! You are so damn fucking low!
EEP!
ARRRRGGHGGHHH!!!!!
You know one thing that makes me piss my fur is how quick a hoe's hair goes up when you throw a match on it.. must be all that damn hair gel...

 

by Lyekka
6-21-01
You know what I like about you Helen? I can look at you as an equal, you're more intelligent than any other woman I know.. and beautiful to boot...
Awww.. thats the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me....
Wanna meet Mr. Happy?

 

by Lyekka
6-21-01
I'm having some real trouble wallpapering the livingroom with my husband.. I think theres not enough to cover all four walls.
I think I may have something that may help!
Yeah? What?
Well I think you're not slicing him up thinly enough, my ham cutter would do a much better job than that old butchers knife you're using ...

 

by Lyekka
6-22-01
So you're SURE about this.. I mean really sure.. because...
Look whats the problem with you DICK I told you to do something.. DO IT!!!
ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!
I TOLD YOU TO FIRE MY PIANIST IDIOT... NOT SET FIRE TO MY ...ARRRRRGGHHHH!

 

by Lyekka
6-24-01
NOW PATHETIC EARTHLINGS!! I SHALL CRUSH YOU ALL AND DESTROY YOUR CITYS! STARTING WITH THIS INSIGNIFICANT LIFEFORM!
WELL???!?!?! SCREAM OR SOMETHING!
LOOK YOU'RE NOT MAKING MY JOB ANY FUCKING EASIER!

 

by Lyekka
7-05-01
Go away and watch Sooty or something. I don't know where your brother is...
Go blow a dead camel, Sooty humps pigs, tell me where my brother is or I'll tell everyone you showed me your thing...
Look, I don't know ok.. whats your malfunction? Why are you doing this?
... and I'll say it was really small! So tell me now you bastard child of smack smoking whore.. before I can find a pair of scissors or something..
ARRRRRGGGGHHH!!! Get it away from meeeeee!!!!
Stronger sex my ass ...

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