Fat Bastard by Mako_Man1-16-03 Fat Bastard is loose in Asia... Look at the beby... Get in ma bellay! ... yet he has underestimated the power of Kung Fu! AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ain't got no girlfriend by Mako_Man1-17-03 I can't wait to see my hot hot date tonight... 'Cause she's hot and she's into me! ... At what point do I admit to myself that I don't have a date?
B. O. 3 by Mako_Man1-17-03 Well there goes my only friend in hell. I have to get out of this place... but how? Take that devil!!! AAAAAAH! That was easy!
B. O. 4 by Mako_Man1-17-03 Hey there! I've heard you have some pretty bad B. O., but it can't be as bad as mine! Let's compare. If you say so... Now that's what I call B. O.! My turn... Shit!
Untitled by Mako_Man1-17-03 Here again! Not you again! Get out of my lair! Hey, I'm in Heaven! I've heard about you! Get your ass out of here! I guess I'll never be accepted in the afterlife.
Dude 2 by Mako_Man1-17-03 Dude Dude, who invented the word dude? Must have been, like, Einstein or something. ... ... Dude Dude
Dude 3 by Mako_Man1-17-03 Dude, my girlfriend told me to not call her 'til I thought of what I did wrong. So what are you thinking, dude? ... Dude, I'm getting a new girlfriend. Dude
I'm so bored right now by Mako_Man1-18-03 I'm American, and I'm gonna fight terrorism! Yeeha! I'm British and my country used to be something! Je suis français and I stink up ze place! I Chinese and I have thirty-two brothers and sisters! I am Osama bin Laden and I hate America! Mooooooo!
CC 165: Rapeaholics by Mako_Man1-19-03 The first step in the rehabilitation is admitting you're a mad rapist. Ima insain mutyha fucin rappist! Good. Now you have to apologize to every person you've raped. ... Gte on yer knes and taek it liek a hoar!
Newbie attempts at fitting in by Mako_Man1-19-03 Tobor will cornhole you! Um, sure, just let me get ready... !!! KER-TRANS-FORM! Decepticons! Tobor will cornhole you anyway! Damn!
CC 165: Not the yellow ribbon girl!! by Mako_Man1-20-03 ... At the copa, copa cobanna, with yellow ribbons in her hair... ... and fuck raping up her rear, at the copa, copa cobaaaaanaaaaa... ... running and ducking cannot stop the fucking at the coooopaaaaa...
CC 166: Some whack shit by Mako_Man1-21-03 Yeah... I'm a "boyee" from the "ghetto" too. That's "whack, dog". Let's "hit that shit". She's a "fly honey, doggidy dog". That's "whack shit". You ain't no boy from the ghetto, mo fo!
CC 166: I don't get it either by Mako_Man1-21-03 DA IWAQEEZ AW ATTACKIG!!! Shit!! EVERYONE, WE'RE BEING INVADED BY IRAQ!! Oh my God! The president has to know! Mr. President, Iraq is attacking! Well come on! Let's get drunk like its 1999!
Umm... a comic by Mako_Man1-23-03 Dude, sorry about your girlfriend. What do you mean? What's with my girlfriend? You know, how she was cheating on you? Everyone heard about it today... Shit! I never knew that! I'm gonna kill the bitch! I was about to say I'd stop screwing around with her, but oh well...
CC1837: 6 BEERS AND A GENIE by Mako_Man2-20-03 6 BEERS AND A GENIE ....I wish....to be turned into a woman! ....done... shit