All comics by Maleficus

 

The sad, sad life of a Quaker by Maleficus 8-05-01
Our poor hero has been hiding a dark secret.... Hey, you were supposed to meet me at the club 3 hours ago!! Where were you??!! Umm, I was across town with another woman. I'm sorry!!	One so dark and evil, even those he cares about can never know it: You bastard!! How could you do this to me!! Whats her name??!! Her name?? Ummm, I, umm, can't remember.	He just can't stop playing Quake 3!! You can't remember?? WTF?? Oh wait - you were playing that stupid game with your clan again - weren't you??!! Oh, sooo busted!!

 

Hey, nobodies perfect. by Maleficus 8-06-01
Our hero thought he could be clever So, why were you late meeting me for dinner tonight??

 

The perfect lie by Maleficus 8-06-01
Our hero thinks he has come up with the perfect lie. So, why were you late meeting me for dinner??! Ah, I was fooling around with another woman. Sorry honey!!	But soon, the thought begins to "hit" him: You bastard!!! I'll teach you to fool around!! Ouch!	Wouldn't it have just been easier to say he was too busy playing Quake 3 and forgot?? Heee - yaaa!!! Ohhhmpfffff!

 

A friend learns an important lesson about the internet. by Maleficus 8-08-01
Our poor hero forgot that popular adage: Joe: And I like jazz and watching old movies. How about you?? Mary: Wow! I love those things too! We really seem to have a lot in common. :-)	that sometimes when something sounds too good to be true Yes!! Maybe this is the ONE!! Mary: I'd really love to meet you sometime!!	it probably is!!! Joe: How about you come by my houe friday?? And would you wear that red dress you told me about?? :-) Heh, I love the Internet!

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