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by Marlene
2-12-02
I'm an embittered angry individual who's obsessed with my ex.
I'm a squirrel
I made a web page cause she won't talk to me anymore.
I go out with her best friend. I'm madly in love and content with my life.
why am I talking to you?
because your LONELY...or because this is hell. take your pick....

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
So, wanna make out?
sure!
Well what are you waiting for?
what are you waiting for?
and so noone had to watch the squirrel and the wanna be asian make out.
I can't move across the screen....
curses, foiled again

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
So, Squirrel and I wanted to make out during the last strip but Fcsking comic won't let us.
Well,now you can focus on other aspects of your relationship
other aspects...?
like, talking? conversation can be a good thing.
......Hey!!! Squirrel and I talk a LOT!
in between breathes....

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
After wannabe asian girl talked with her friend with the eyebrows....
so..you see, now we can focus on other aspects of our relationship
like what?
dammit what was the word called?
I could really go for some starbucks coffee beans right now....
... (lost in thought)
coffee beans ...coffee beans lalalalala

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
So wait, you came over here to bother me because you and your fat girlfriend can't make out during the comic??
well, I thought our constant making out was a vital aspect to the comic.
Squirrel your a fucking retard. You can't stop kissing your fucking girlfriend for five seconds.What the fuck is wrong with you?
oooooh ....::sniffles::
And that's why he's lonely.
dammit. I'm stupid.

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
I didn't think he was gonna fucking cry about it.
Maybe you should go apologize? I mean he is your friend....
after a long pause.
.....
well?
fuck that, that would be the smart thing to do. I'm gonna go make fun of his girlfriend some more....
why do I bother?

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
so, is it just me or is stripcreator seriously lacking in the blonde female department
Seriously, and using the same graphic for both of us. I mean I know we kinda look a like but still.
so how do we tell the difference between the two of us
I'm constantly frowning and you've got a retarded dimple?
And from that day forth Kathleen and Manda were always assigned to one part of the screen
I hate you.
::shrugs::

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
The characters thus far
I'm the wannbe asian girl!!(or squirrel's girlfriend)
I'm the voice of reason, or the girl with the retarded eyebrows
I'm angry, or lonely. either way I'm a bastard
I'm a squirrel. I get chicks.and by chicks I mean wannabe asian girls.
I'm Kathleen, Or was it Manda?...I think it was...fuck!
I'm Manda, your Kathleen, and we're the blondes.

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
soooo meet any hot guys recently?
No I have not met any hot guys. I sit by myself with my laptop in a corner of the cafeteria wallowing in bitterness
sooo.....you mean....
I haven't met any guys!!! NO GUYS NONE!!!! n-o-n-e.(for goodness sakes!)
ooooh your getting defensive ! Who do you have a crush on? Who are you going out with???oh my god!! I can't believe it! who is it??? who is it???
please, someone...end my pathetic exsistence.

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
I'm in a band, I can call a person five times in a day easily, just cause. People call me Ed
I'm a chicken? No, I'm a computer geek who wants chicks. I never seem to get any though....
I'm Li. I like Karoke, fast cars, and fast men. I'm a libra and I also like long walks in the forest with funny italian guys. That didn't sound like a personal ad did it?
The ladies man is at your service. Oh...wait, I hear the call of asian women and anime. There's a convention over there, gotta go....
There's a story???
you suck at introducing new characters, did you know that?
you also suck at story continuity

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
So we introduced all of those new characters, now what do we do with them?
ignore them because it's not part of the story continuity
But we've already established there is no story continuity....
hmm...I guess your right.
Meanwhile....
No. your scary go away!
Roooooooaaaasssst BEEF!(I think it's love)

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
And now I'd like to introduce all of you to one of my best friends!
Prrrreeeeeessssssennnnnttttingggggggg...........
PATTY chan!!!
nerd-girl you are going to DIE!

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
So patty chan, what's up? How's that crazy job of yours?
Nerdgirl, if you don't want to die, you won't call me patty chan. And as for my job, it's about as exciting as a menial, abusive job can be after two years...
well that's awful. Don't worry though I'm here for you!
......
what?
For some reason I don't believe you.....

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
And now, back to the show!
Let's see how everyone else is doing?
I'm still lonely.
I'm still a computer geek with no chicks
Squirrel honey I figured out we can make out off screen!
This comic sucks.

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
and now a quick happy overview of my exciting love life!
Noooo please! mercy!!!
I'm the depressed donkey like 1st child
I'm the suave second child who gets dumped every three months but gets a new g/f just as quick.
I'm the bitter, angry, depressed third child complete with angry webpage..
I'm the 4th child who hasn't been formally introduced yet

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
Another fine day
Here I am, alone in the cafeteria again being a loser ::sigh:: I have no friends. noone who likes anime, videogames, nada, why does my life suck so bad WHY! DAMMIT WHY???
Suddenly
So what song is on the Cd now?
It's that theme from final fantasy 6 i think.....wait.....It's the Red baron's theme from final fantasy 4
Score!
So have you played DDR?

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
You like anime? You like Manga?
yup
You like video games??You like rpgs???You like DDR????
yeah...
I've found a soulmate!!!!!
I'm backing away and nodding my head.... slowly.......slowly...now.

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
So I'm nerdgirl!
I'm the Hot Otaku college boy Jesse!
one hour later
blah blah blah anime blah blah blah simpsons blah blah blah
blah blah blah DDR blah blah japanese class
thank you God thank you!!
I gotta get to my class, I'm already 15 minutes late, it was really nice meeting you though

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
hot... otaku? as in, a guy that looks attractive and is an anime fan?
he likes anime~! DDr and listens to videogame music....thank you thank you thank you! I don't think he finds me attractive though...Ahhh Jesse
doesn't like you?... jesse? from full house?
No !Damn you!
does he have greasy hair and bad acting?
lalalalalaala I'm not listening!

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
s that it - "it was nice meeting you though"?no... "maybe i'll see you around" "i'll email you"... anything?
well... the first meeting isn't enough to get a fair judgement... you need to meet him again.start hitting SHU's directory for people named Jesse.He's got a japanese class right?start there!
noooo! I'm not that kind of girl! that's stalker esque and icky...what do I look like? A lonely depressed rejected boy?
Meanwhile
hmm what kind of depressing article should I write for my webpage today....

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
you have to change fate! go escaflowne!
but...but...but....
how many hot anime guys have you met, after all?
i mean that is...I can't
just don't start complaining about not having any anime gamer friends in college... or i'll throw this in your face again
Damn you damn you damn you!

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
So wait, I think you like that Jesse guy
I don't really *like* him, it's just nice to meet someone in college with similar interests
okay, well that's good.
I don't want you to get the wrong idea or anything
::thinks that nerdgirl likes super hot otaku boy jesse::
I CAN SEE THAT!!!!

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
sooo, another topic. are we ever going to hang out again? Last time we hung out it was for like an hour at CVS with Becca and Katie
well....
......
I think I have sometime in march....maybe....blah blah blah (lengthy disertation on how I claim to never have anything to do, but so many things to take up my day)
meaning....?
nope probably not....

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
so what else did you do today?
oh you know, it was kinda odd. and I'm angry at the girl chasing computer geek...
Eh??? What did he do???
well.....
okay I'm waiting.....
you have to wait until the next strip....

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
he came to my house last night when i wasn't here, and copied all of my log files
mwhahahahaha time to find out all of shawn's deep dark secrets!
no, I'm not patty-chan, I'm shawn's computer
then talked to my cousin
so, then i said blah blah, listen about prom....?
hahahahaha josh your so funny!
and watched the olympics with my sister
so, I'm looking for a date to prom.....
I'm 14.....

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
that's terrible!!!!
hey how come you turned into wannabe asian girl, and then back into nerd-girl
would you believe it was bad luck?
ahh strip creator and it's lack of erasing strips. that's really annoying
beware girl chasing computer Geek....BEWAREEEEE
yup, so it's beatdown Josh time...
I don't like the direction of this comic......

 

by Marlene
2-12-02
later that evening
Bad Josh bad!::glares::
bah, I did no wrong!I was trying to get back my logs, from things I said. I'm so allowed to do that? Why are you defending him anyway?
I mean it's not proper to go into someone's house and do that...would you have been happy if shawn had done that to you?
maybe I figured he wouldn't let me take my logs back when he wasn't there, so I did? It was slightly dishonest, but nothing that terrible
::glares::
WHAT?

 

by Marlene
2-13-02
Well, I see a simple solution to this problem
you do????
Mi Kara Biiiiiimmmu!Nyo!
I always wanted to do that to someone
medic?

 

by Marlene
2-13-02
After turning thegirl chasing computer geek into a pile of ash...
well....now what do i do?
I didn't get any of that stuff with that girl chasing computer geek...care to explain it?
.....
and so Evil was combated, the day was saved, and happy J-pop music was heard by all
Hey!!!
nope! ::walks away::

 

by Marlene
2-13-02
And as for the rest of our happy crew.....?
I think I'll cut school and be miserable today
hmm no becca...time to play Counterstrike!!!
people think I have a life?I don't have any friends! Except for chrissy, and lana, and all my equally blonde friends, and those geeks from the radio station and blahblah, time to go get drunk
I have ridiculous amounts of studing to do in the student lounge. Damn that math work,,,,
okay, so I'm gonna start a strip too.except strip creator takes too much work, bah.
Support local bands! Go to www.newgrounds.com and vote up our music video! please?

 

by Marlene
2-19-02
So, now I'm back from the exciting land of Columbus Ohio
So what do you people do for entertainment around here?
Well there's a great topiary garden in front of the school for the deaf you could go checkout....
Junior olympics didn't go as well as planned
The HELL?!!! WHO TOOK MY MASK IT WAS RIGHT HEREGAAAAAARRRRGGG I HATE ALL OF YOU ::Breaks into uncontrollable tears:: I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED FENCING YET! YOU COULDN'T STEAL MY STUPID MASKLATER?
mwhaha now she'll lose all her bouts!
It was not the best of weekends
So like, you fence? That's like totally cool. OH my god! What a coincidence! I fence too! for Oak Knoll! We were like the Santilli champions!
head....pain... please... stop torture

 

by Marlene
2-19-02
Well, now I'm back.yup. fun-Filled school. yahoo,
Yup, this is the life, school school school. yup. this is great.
::cries:: this is pathetic!!!!

 

by Marlene
2-19-02
Well, one ofm y favorite things to do when I'm bored is go online and talk with my friends!
friends? friends? hello
::Sighs::

 

by Marlene
2-21-02
man, I suck, don't I...
You do not
then I blow!
Well, I sure hope not! hmm...mwhahahahahhaha
Ask, and ye shall recieve
please don't make *that* a comic
ahh, poor poor patty chan

 

by Marlene
2-21-02
lalala chatting online with patty chan being a loser like usual...
Hey!
Um..H cough cough...::chokes on mini-muffins:: Hello!
Mind if I sit here?
Thank you God, thank you!

 

by Marlene
2-21-02
So have you played Golden Sun for GBA?
Yeah, it had really pretty graphics didn't it?
Silence and then
Have you played lunar? How about Shen Mue? How about Legend of the Dragoon? How about Beyond the beyond
yup, played it, don't own it, yup, YEAH That was the worse game ever!!!
And that's why she's nerdgirl
wow, I think you've played more rpgs then *me*
Yeah, well, there fun (oh gods, I'm really pathetic aren't I?)

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