All comics by Matris

 

The Cartoon Truth by Matris 2-09-04
In a canyon far far away.... Excuse me, Where am I? You are in a canyon far far away	A fued erupts..... Oh you smart arse! YOUR DEAD! Oh yeh! What are you gonna do?! I'll whip your sorry ass	A cartoon realises its limitations..... Umm....can you move? Yes........im just waiting for you to strike first...

 

Untitled by Matris 3-24-04
On some sidewalk... Why thankyou sir! Right.........dickhead	Some other place... Some nice man complimented me on my parking the other day! Oh serious dude! Thats cool	Yeh when I got there, there was a note on the windscreen, "Parking Fine" Right.........dickhead

 

Cop that cop by Matris 3-24-04
You are under arrest for being too cold Right.....just a tick	Patience is not one of my virtues...	Poof.... hehehehe

 

Cop that 2 cop by Matris 3-24-04
You are being fined for wearing that shirt Wait you can't that! Thats bulls&%t!	Yeh and im a nine-eyed alien from mars Oh, Damn. Bugger........	I hate you.

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