All comics by Matt_wolfe

 

by Matt_wolfe
10-11-04
Matt_wolfe is just your plain noob
with a little secret...
look out matt groging... DO'H

 

by Matt_wolfe
10-11-04
Watching the school Christmas pageant
The fifth grade will now favor us with a scene from Charles uh.. Dickens' Christmas Carol.
Ohhhh.... How many grades does this school have!
Marge writes the family Christmas letter
The magic of the season has touched us all.
Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter yet?
Homer sends his love.
A tattoo?

 

by Matt_wolfe
1-20-05
Come With me.
What?
Hi, Im bring Smuggled to Asia.
Then May Satan Smite you.
*Dhalsim is from Street fighter.*
Dhalsim*? Oh no! Asia is taken over by... FLANDERS!
Just a Stone.

 

by Matt_wolfe
1-20-05
I need a Haircut Badly if i want to be a chick magnetl like in that Kim Possible esipode.
This Will not hurt a bit.
My hair!
Hello! Baldie.
The moral of this story. never inslult a bald guy.
BONEYARD CRUSH!
Mad Bald Mammal!

 

by Matt_wolfe
1-20-05
Long Have They Made Fun Of me! Cyrax, Kill Everyones fav, Strong Bad!
Heke? You mean Bill.
Meanwhile in Springfeild
...And I said Sid Hoffrenchman!
Right.
TBC!
Time to check my email.

 

by Matt_wolfe
1-21-05
hay you wanna party in the club
time to ride dog
ride a bike yall
were my dogs at
We may Never Know.

 

by Matt_wolfe
1-22-05
OH MY GOD! A ROBOT!
Compy fells loney.
i think i have a chance with this girl.
i miss video games
Tbc
Its all Going great! Deamonight, Make me a monster!
yesss.

 

by Matt_wolfe
9-18-05
In the Year 20XX, Computers have a coach, aslo called a net navi, a geek name Geo, has a Navi named Clappy.exe, he can piss you off in a second.
*Typing* Dear Strong Bad, How do you type with Boxing Gloves on?
Oh, Come on! That's no way to type! I'm deleting this file!
This is the last time you deleted my letters to strong bad! I am gonna delete you!
NOOOO!
It was then i knew i needed help

 

by Matt_wolfe
9-20-05
When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy!
AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute?
20 years later...
Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married.
Huh?
I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride.
I hate age differnce weddings.

 

by Matt_wolfe
9-22-05
Ok, Step one. Draw 2 people.
Step 2 draw a background.

 

Cloning People = Gay!
by Matt_wolfe, 9-24-05

 

by Matt_wolfe
1-06-06
Hey, Butch... oooh, what's in the box?
I'll show you what's in the box if you show me what's in the bag.
Deal!
Moral: never make a deal with a murderer.
In Boozer's Bag, A cute MK action figure was in the bag.
In Butch's box, an arm was in the Box.

 

We won't stop untill the middle east is destroyed!
by Matt_wolfe, 1-06-06

 

Ok, your the olny person i can talk to about The Meaning of Life. The Meaning of Life is... 42.
You suck!
by Matt_wolfe, 1-06-06

 

by Matt_wolfe
1-07-06
March 25, 2005.
I am the Ninth Doctor!
And im the sexy Rose Tyler!
Wipe out all Human life!
RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
You must see the dr. who episode "Rose" to get some stuff.
Well the human race is gone and Earth is turned into a new food source. your Earth fries with Core Kecthup is comming.
WHERE'S MY CRAP-Y MEAL?!?

 

by Matt_wolfe
1-07-06
2005.
We, the Decepticons rule the planet Cybertron!
RAAAR! TABOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
Tabor, stop.
STOP WHAT?
Attempting to cornhole people
BUT IM FREAKIN' BOARD!

 

by Matt_wolfe
1-07-06
December 24th 2005
I'm must kiss internet!!!
DEAR GOD NO!
WHAT! the internet is shut down? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
There is still ALTIMIT_OS.
But it this computer is gonna Cornhole me if i do.
Thats the point.

 

by Matt_wolfe
1-07-06
The new Mario
Its-a-me, Mario
His test, to clean this black background.
All ready taken care of.
PWND!!!1

 

What the fuck is macabre?
I Don't know, but i'm panicing.
by Matt_wolfe, 1-16-06

 

by Matt_wolfe
1-18-06
Today in news, tradgedy strikes as a new terrorist country called "Wakka" has waged war! They Deployed big red robots called Tubors to destroy loads of buildings.
In related news, a Tubor made fire on a house. One was olny good at saving cats from trees. He screwed up big time and had his ass fired... get it? Fired?
A day later the news said the Tubor terrorists was a april fools joke, and they were canceled the next day. And they won the award for Too Much Info!
Great, the one day where i'm finding a cure for the cripples and now my house is attacked by terrorist cornholers!
Blah Blah Blah...

 

by Matt_wolfe
2-12-06
...
Hey Mel Gibson. I dare you to make a boring story into a Bloodfest.
Father, what boring story can I turn into a blood fest?
How about that one where that guy got nailed.
and so Mel Made the Passion of the Christ.

 

You might be a Redneck if you have a Red neck.
Get it?
LOL!
by Matt_wolfe, 2-12-06

 

by Matt_wolfe
5-01-06
Hi, I'm Gabe From Penny Arcade... It seems, Matt_Wolfe is going to make a series called, Tree To Be... it's about a skater and his clone...
Boring eh? Well, his love wants to defend this tree and The Skater sends his clone in his place... selfish pig...
What's Worse is that the skater's gothic sister wants to kill the tree herself... Touching huh?
Who the Hell are you talking to Gabe?

 

by Matt_wolfe
5-01-06
So long and thanks for all the iPods.
So sad that it should come to this.
I tried to warn him but oh dear.
You may not share his intellect.
Which might explain his disrespect. For all the natural wonders that grow around us.
So long, So long, and thanks for all the iPods

 

Be vewy qwiet, I'm hunting cannibaws.
by Matt_wolfe, 6-05-06

 

by Matt_wolfe
6-05-06
I have bad news and worse news.
What's the bad news?
You have 24 hours left to live.
How can this get any worse
And now the girl is dead... sad... sad...
The worst news is that I tried to contact you since yesterday!

 

by Matt_wolfe
12-24-06
Time for me to chop me up some corpses!
AH!
What the hell are you doing here?
I was going to go chop some corpses!
Ok fine, But if you need me I'll be in that room "examing" a corpse.

 

by Matt_wolfe
12-24-06
My clock just stopped ticking!
Have you tried banging it?
Ew! Your a sicko!
No! I meant as in whacking the clock with your hand!

 

by Matt_wolfe
12-24-06
*sigh* I hate this part of my job, when a female body comes to the morgue.
Soon those bastards will start fucking the body and that is just plain gross.
Well, might as well go swap her in for Tobor.

 

by Matt_wolfe
12-24-06
Ha ha!
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
We own your soul!
We own your soul!
What was that?
Proof natural selection hasn't been doing its job.

 

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!
Where's my gun?
by Matt_wolfe, 12-24-06

 

by Matt_wolfe
5-11-07
Dave, what are you doing?
I am hiding.
From what?
My Ex.
Ok, I will see you later.

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